Shia LaDouche Has A Problem
Shia LaDouche is on the cover of Details' September issue and he talks about his issues with booze. Shia talked to the magazine before he was busted for DUI.
Shia said that before he was arrested for being a drunken fool at Walgreens in Chicago, he used to regularly smoke and drink with his daddy, a former heroin junkie who lives in Shia's garage. He said, "We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."
I think most iconic actors are pretty fucked up, but Shia is not even close to being an icon. And it's kind of easy to have just one drink. Just make it a really BIG one. Super size that shit!
Shia also talked about the Walgreens incident, "It was two hotheads. One completely in the wrong, one who wasn't enjoying his job that night, going at it about minuscule bullshit." No, hobag. It was all you. You being a drunk tampon.
It's time for Shia to check into a lovely, little place called....REHAB!
Even Stevens was my favorite TV show growing up :(
No matter what Shia LaBeouf does, he'll always be Louis Stevens and it breaks my heart to imagine Louis Stevens being an ass!
I WANT MY LOUIS STEVENS BACK!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
jigga may be a douche, but he sure is sexy.
i have to admit i did get a little moist
LaDouche kinda makes me moist.
eh
he is cute
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
As I take another look at this picture... He has sexy eyes.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
This is not the trashed out picture I was expecting. He looks cute.
Your face!
Yeah, my fiance smoked and drank with his pillhead/crackhead parents growing up. They lived in his spare room when he had an apartment. They used his rent money for drugs. But he handles himself A LOT better, and he doesn't have millions of dollars. He doesn't even have a car to wreck. Ugh.
Call Dr. Drew.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 29, 2008 - 11:42am.
Garbo had depression and probably social anxiety issues, did her share of smoking and liked her cocktails, and did have kidney problems in later years, but Garbo being a known alcoholic is a spurious allegation.
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I agree. I have never heard that she was an alcoholic either, just the issues you mentioned. BW probably got her confused with someone else, but unfortunately that is sometimes how lives get ruined.
I do agree with BW about Sydney Poitier, though. This is from an article that came out after his recent autobiography:
"Sidney Poitier has sworn off alcohol, red meat, milk, sugar -- and refers to his occasional scoop of ice cream as ''falling off the wagon.'' His dietary discipline is legendary in Beverly Hills, ...Poitier has been a health food and exercise enthusiast for at least 40 years, and it has served him well: at 73, he is 6-foot-3, 200 pounds, trim, fit and still smiling the incandescent smile that started his career five decades ago."
He is truly one of those rare, respectable gentlemen of our world.
Boywonder, in the many, many, and I mean MANY books about Hollywood and Garbo I have read, nothing has ever been said about Garbo being an alcoholic. Plus, she lived to age 84. Garbo had depression and probably social anxiety issues, did her share of smoking and liked her cocktails, and did have kidney problems in later years, but Garbo being a known alcoholic is a spurious allegation.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Shia looks like he'd be really good in bed...
Oh lord. Someone throw a bucket of ice water at my face pleeeeze
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He looks like that semi-good looking drug dealer that everyone knows will one day go to jail and become more famous there than anywhere else.
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Mama needs to intervene now. This boy ain't too old for a belt across the back. After she gives him a good beating she needs to kick Papa out of the garage and tell him to get his own pad.
Disney kids, man...Disney kids. Justin Timberlake seems like the only one who got away from the machine unscathed; even though he's a stoner mama's boy, I'd rather him be that than a drunk driver. WTF does Shia have to drink so much to forget anyway, that his bum daddy lives in the garage?
this skinny fuck is on gossip every other day and outside of here I never noticed him enough to sort of remember his fucked up name, and ...eh zzzzzzzzz
Oh come on, Shia. Boo freaking hoo.
A lot of people come from alchoholic/druggie backgrounds and turn out just fine. Just because a fucked up parent does it, doesn't mean you have to.
Be a man and stand on your own. You make the decision of how your life is going to turn out, not your parents.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Shia dear, just so you know A LOT of acting legends have problems:
Greta Garbo: Alcoholic
Marilyn Monroe: Pills? Alcoholic
Dorothy Dandridge: See Marilyn Monroe
Marlon Brando: WE already know
Errol Flynn: Um...EVERYTHING
Sydney Poitier is one of the few legends who doesn't have a problem (I think), And that's one of the many reasons I love him.
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Submitted by SweetPollyPurebred on July 29, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Incidentally, what is with that Jesus pose? He looks like the Sacred Heart or something. I know he's got an ego, but seriously.
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ahahaha!! thats exactly what he looks like! they should have photoshopped in a crown of thorns and a glowy chest area. LOL
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I seriously want to fuck him.
Incidentally, what is with that Jesus pose? He looks like the Sacred Heart or something. I know he's got an ego, but seriously.
Submitted by Kaylee on July 29, 2008 - 11:50am.
"no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that."
Get over yourself! Robert Downey Jr was smorkin' weed and drinkin' when he was six years old. You're not the only one with fucked up Hippie parents.
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Yes, and we all know how well that worked out for him. How he managed to have any sort of career all those years, and finally get straightened out (apparently), is beyond me. I don't have as much hope for LaDouche.
Submitted by RJII on July 29, 2008 - 8:56am.
I can't drink just one either. most people can't...well, at least in DC.
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My husband can...and it's annoying as hell. I mean, what's the point, really? Controlled drinking is for pussies.
Seriously though, I agree. Most people don't like to get that nice alcohol buzz only to immediately lose it. The ones I really hate are the ones who can get the high from it and maintain it by only having a few over the course of the night, never get slobberingly drunk and always maintain their composure,and then get up the next morning at 5am and run 6 miles.
I would really just love to run those fuckers over with my car.
He said, "....And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."
Perhaps someone should introduce Shia to the word "dipsomaniac". That is basically the definition of the word. The only better one is the old standard "One is too many and 1000 is never enough".
Baing a raging dipsomaniac myself, I can tell you that I NEVER, EVER get behind the wheel of a car, even after one drink. Why? Even though I feel relatively capable of it for the first ten drinks or so, a)I am NOT capable of it b) There is nowhere that I need to go that is so important that I have the right to endanger my or anyone else's life, and c) You just never know when the beer rush turns you into a beer puddle.
Shia better learn this lesson quick. If he won't stop drinking for his own health, but insists on continuing to drive while he's drunk, the cops should be allowed to take a "shoot to kill" stance. The fucker obviously doesn't care who he hurts, so he's an imminent danger to society.
"Iconic" actor, my ass.
Don't worry LaDouche, you won't ever have to be in that "iconic actor" category. I saw Indiana Boners and DisTURDia and Trannnieformers and do not see the great appeal of LaDouche, just a regular average looking actor. He's well on his way to becoming the next Corey Haim!
He looks a lot like James McAvoy in that photo.
I must say, Holes is one of my favorite movies.
Think that was before he got famous and turned into such a dickwad.
I saw the interview at Cannes (?) where he was sitting with Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford, and he just looked smug, like he had better things to do than sit there promoting his movie.
Or maybe he was just hungover, who knows.
I tend to skip Ladoof posts as he is an insignificant little no-talent, but I have to say this…
If you can't have just one drink, don't fucking drink or keep your little cunt-ass off the road.
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I saw him tell the Walgreens story on Letterman, it sounded more like he was whacked on the mush or on acid or something than drunk.
I like him. At least he's honest.
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I'm doing fine! New contacts eh, nice! Speaking of glasses, I now have to squint a little when I read Dlisted.
Shia, next time you want to ride around LA drunk in your Ford F-150, give me a call! My truck has the extra large cab for your pleasure.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
I do, however, have a big big problem with drinking and driving. I have done that and I thank the heavens nothing happened. I won't push my luck and do that ever again. I don't want to hurt nobody. So Shia lost a few points with me with that. I still lurves him a little...
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no rehab, please. just get a driver.
I can't drink just one either. most people can't...well, at least in DC.
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Almost as much as the drunk driving, it's his humorlessness that repels me. Always carrying on about "iconic" faces in Hollywood and how he's masterminding his way there.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 29, 2008 - 10:46am.
Here I am! How are you YourMomAte?
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Ahh...fabulous. Just got new contact lenses finally after two years of wearing my stupid-ass glasses. Oh, how I've missed them!
How are you, DeeDee my dear?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that."
Get over yourself! Robert Downey Jr was smorkin' weed and drinkin' when he was six years old. You're not the only one with fucked up Hippie parents.
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
Um. I guess I have a problem too...I can't just have one drink either Shia. Let's get married and let's not have only one drink. lol
He needs help for sure. I can control my booze.
That said, I love Shia and his hippie mom.
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I went to UC Santa Barbara, and saw people getting busted for DUIs on bikes all the time.....I got thrown from a bike once- riding threesome- m e on the handlebars, one guy on the seat, one guy standing and pedaling.....he stopped short and WHOOOSH! There I went! ah, good times.....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:06am.
Did Kizzy die? Where the eff is she???
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Fo realz, yo...and where's DeeDee been?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Um, iconic actors in my view have all been super fucked up, yes there are exceptions, i.e. Paul Newman but I defer to Marlon Brando as my fucked iconic actor archetype.
No, I don't think Shia will ever achieve that status but he is lofty with that categorizing of himself in an ambition tone which = Get over yourself Shia, iconic actors today do not exist, they are where they are meant to be, alive in the real gutteral Hollywood of yesteryear.
All they have today are actors licking crumbs from the floor of the greats.
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"We would drink together and smoke each others poles and then he'd cornhole me, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."
Damn, i didnt read it properly, now i feel bad for him! :o(
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 10:36am.
FLA, yes! You can get a DUI on a bike, believe it or not.
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Midgets and dwarves can be seriously injured in bicycle accidents!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
loved laineys take on him
http://www.laineygossip.com/Shia_LaBeouf_with_Adrian_Grenier_girlfriend_...
DUI on a bike?
WOW!
Well now that we are talking bout this i think i remember seeing a dude get arrested on Fire Island for drunk biking but i was WASTED. On foot!
well on my back in the dirt cause i fell down.
caused a commotion.... i may have gotten that guy popped for that BUI.... fuck it he dont gnome me!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 10:28am.
He is debonaire... and badass. He's like the undead Rhett Butler. I've signed him up to see a therapist so he can get his issue out on the table and move on. I also bought The Secret for him. Hopefully that'll get him thinking positively.
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Good. He needs someone to help him sort out his feelings.
Basil's been hanging, drooling, and moaning around some wallflower girl at the local bowling alley. She's a bit homely, but he seems to like her. And Johnny Depp strike me down with lightning if I'm lying when I say it seems as if she's just waiting for him to come and bite her. We'll see what happens.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 8:35am.
I don't know, but I'm getting worried. I haven't heard from her since Saturday afternoon.
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Oh, that's really great, just great.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
FLA, yes! You can get a DUI on a bike, believe it or not.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
yeah, those hos need to hire cars.
can you get dui on bikes?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
Where the HELL is Kizzy?
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I don't know, but I'm getting worried. I haven't heard from her since Saturday afternoon.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
I look at him, and all I say is a squitty little child actor.
UNsexy.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 8:18am.
Cabs are hard to find here! You always have to wait a lonnng time. For the well-off, they just need to hire a car.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Where the HELL is Kizzy?
Why do you build me up, Kizzeleh, baby
Just to let me down and mess me around
And then worst of all you never call, baby
When you say you will, but I love you still
I need you more than anyone darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up, Kizzeleh, don't break my heart
"I'll be over at ten," you told me time and again
But you're late I wait around and then
I run to the door I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again
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Hey Hey Hey - Baby, baby try to find
Hey Hey Hey - A little time and I'll make you mine
Hey Hey Hey - I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 29, 2008 - 11:26am.
Well, he is quite debonaire. The girls just weren't attracted to him before because he was always so depressed and hanging his head, and such. But jeez, those songs he writes make me wanna hang myself!
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He is debonaire... and badass. He's like the undead Rhett Butler. I've signed him up to see a therapist so he can get his issue out on the table and move on. I also bought The Secret for him. Hopefully that'll get him thinking positively.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.