Tuesday, July 29th 2008

I Will Never Leave You

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have already denied that they are eating each other's assholes out. But a witness at The Ting Tings concert said the two are practically joined at the crack. The witness told Rush & Molloy, "They were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The two also ignored a bunch of flirty chicks. "They were only interested in each other," said the witness.

Only a foot apart? Ignored flirty chicks? They are total butt sisters!

These two don't make sense to me. I refuse to believe that if Ed Westwick loved the peen, he would choose a generic ghey like Chace. I know a bunch of you whores produce major panty pudding over Chace, but he's never done it for me. He would probably scream "OUCH" when getting it in the good hole. Wimp!

However, these two are both starting to look like hipster gayelles. Hmmm...

Here's Ed and Chace at the premiere of "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" in NYC last night. Ok, that confirms it.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Green Is Good's picture

Well, they DO make cute couple.

Miss Priss's picture

Everyone i know doesn't watch Gossip Girl. A lot of Dlisters don't either. I sure as hell don't.

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moonmaid's picture

@BB - "Dear Looser" - LOL. One of my favorite indicators of online stupidity is misspelling that word.

These guys look exactly alike. I've never seen this show and don't plan to. Can we file this under Who Cares? Way too young and girly looking to be of any interest to me.

moriah's picture

Neither one do it for me. They're yawny.

Miss Priss's picture

My gaydar just broke looking at Chace Crawford. He is so gay I can smell it. That's why I don't think Zack whatever from High School Musical is gay. I don't get that vibe from him...douche? Yes. But not gay.

Chace over here is making me see pink.

These two are doin' it up the butt. And that's OK.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"I know a bunch of you whores produce major panty pudding over Chace..."

Oh no, methinks MK gets a bunch of "Dear Looser" emails about Chace....

Chace looks like Zac Efron to me.
The other one, don't know, don't care, don't watch this show.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

mike's picture

I finally caught about :10 of Gossip Girls last night (I'd been watching a syndicated episode of Family Guy, and was too lazy to turn the channel!), and was floored by how truly shitastic it was.

Another thing I noticed was that everyone looked better in pictures than when in motion.

Oh jesus, most disturbing thing, please don't say the Ting Tings are getting big in the states too. *slams head against keyboard*

kdracofan's picture

dur
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!