Mama LaDouche Is Really Hot
The parents of celebrity twats are usually way hotter than their children. Shayna LaDouche is the real star of the family. She should be the one in Transformers and Indiana Jones instead of her bitch ass of a son.
According to Wiki, Shayna is a hippy who used to sell brooches and shit in Echo Park, CA. Shia better be treating this woman like the precious diamond she is. I'm being serious. Seriously, I'm serious. SERIOUSLY.
Shayna went to visit her douche son in the hospital yesterday. She told reporters that "he's doing fine."
I also love that she carries ten million keys, a dozen key chain finders and a few pagers on one chain. My mom's key chain looks like that. For some reason, I always feel safe with someone who sounds like Santa's reindeers when they're walking.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks - She's ready to be a memaw. How old is she?
Shia's mom is either 65 or 62 according to peoplefinders.com.
FuckingLoveAngelina...
I'm not sure but I think you could be making the same mistake I did. His name is pronounced Shy-Ah...see? I know things too!
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Miss American Dream.
mike,
It looks like mom has been dipping into Shia's Pomade.
Submitted by Abraham on July 29, 2008 - 9:42am.
*dials Johns Wilkes Booth*
Ummm yesss we have situations with Abraham man of spam. Shoot him up please.
OT: Do you think when Shian crash car he say, "OHHHHHHHH SHIATTTT!!!"
Shia crash truck like dumb ass. Lucky not bitch slap by death. He know better next time.
Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 6:41am.
I can't believe I'm suddenly majoring in Shia Studies.
I spent hours this weekend trying to track down Marilyn's T-shirt and the font on Jessica S's CD cover.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Love the Granny Drape print frock. Tres Chic!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 9:41am
You're going to be a Shia "LeBuff"....
*rim shot*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Are we sure that this isn't Shia preparing for his new role: Mrs. Doubtfire 2, the Next Generation?
"(I'm) very serious about my career (and have made) a calculated effort to stay away from the party scene"..."If the industry takes you lightly because you're always partying, then they will take your work lightly as well."--Shia LaDouche
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"Calculated Effort": 2x2 = Ah, fuck it.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Upon further review, her hair is a bit disturbing.
Thanks, madam s.
I guess heroin addiction needs more than a bandaid, sadly.
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Miss American Dream.
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
angel_i,
No, as I'm sure Sheeps would be able to tell you as well... his parents are divorced. Probably in part at least because his dad was a heroin addict.
I can't believe I'm suddenly majoring in Shia Studies.
Shia was named after his grandfather (Mama LaDouche's dad). Wow, reading his profile, the kid really came from nothing and nowhere. Great to see that he's fucking it all up so soon. :(
"(I'm) very serious about my career (and have made) a calculated effort to stay away from the party scene"..."If the industry takes you lightly because you're always partying, then they will take your work lightly as well."--Shia LaDouche
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 29, 2008 - 9:35am.
She's ready to be a memaw. How old is she? No offense to looking your age or anything, I'm just wondering. Shia is pretty young. He must of been a "happy surprise".
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Maybe he was a band-aid baby!
Did it work, researchers?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I agree with those in support of her non-HollyWeird vinyl siding Moms "image".
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That's what she said.
Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 6:31am.
There's so much in this guy's bio that I don't know where to start. I think I'll just swirl it around in the mouth for awhile.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
I'm shocked those retards who got upset about the scarves haven't had a fit about Shia's name.
Her eyes say "3 exits past crazy".
She's ready to be a memaw. How old is she? No offense to looking your age or anything, I'm just wondering. Shia is pretty young. He must of been a "happy surprise". Either that or his mom has been rode hard and put up wet on several occasions.
My friend had a bunch of shit on her keychain like that and her car wouldn't start one day, it was from the weight of it all and it fucked it up.
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Dick happens! - MK
I'm kinda diggin' her belt.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I think her dress is homemade. Maybe she makes her own clothes?
I'm torn. On one hand I hope when I'm older I still care about how I dress and look. On the other hand, it would be nice to be at a point where I'm relaxed enough to say, "You don't like muumuus and ugg boots? Well, fuck you, I'm comfortable."
Back OnT: She has very kind eyes.
She looks.......dare I say *normal* for a celebrity mom who could look like White Oprah.
Wow, Shia does look like her in the face.
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Dick happens! - MK
If you think that keychain's bad, you should see MY mother's. She's got a ton of keys and shit on it and it weighs roughly two pounds, and she carries it in a big purse that weighs twice as much as my laptop and I've got a sneaking suspicion that Jimmy Hoffa's in there.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Only a hotdog-selling clown hippie would name a baby "Shia."
He had no chance, really.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Ahhaha Sheeps,
I see we're both doing some profound internet research this morning. So... I just looked at Shia's IMDB page and it says that when he was little he and his parents used to dress up as clowns and sell hotdogs across the street from their apartment. Now that will scar a child.
OMFG! He has his friggin mum's face!
She looks like a sweet lady. That said, if I were visiting my kid in the hospital after he'd gotten a DUI, I wouldn't be smiling.
I take it mom stopped her ballet work a few years ago? I liked Wiki's description of his dad's mom: "a Beatnik poet and lesbian who associated with Allen Ginsberg."
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Memaw LaDouche needs a visit from Stacy and Clinton from "What not to Wear" - she's a mess
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
beautiful hair. it's great to see a celeb mom who looks like a mom. no more botox barbies.
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WTF is up with her belt? Whozzat pic of?
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
fuck caps lock! She's pretty rad giddy up memaw!
Is she bringing him a pair of leggings?
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Hey! That's my Landlady!
Or - more specifically - my Landlady's living room!
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Miss American Dream.
Before I gave a shit, I thought Shia's Mom was the oldest Cosby daughter from the show, Sabrina LaBeouf.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Shia looks just like his mom.
seriously MK?
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And now we know where little Shia got his love of all things green.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I had a bedspread just like that about 15 years ago.
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The Unabombshell.
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?