LaDouche's Passenger Is Adrian's Chick

The chick who was in the car with Shia LaDouche during his drunken car crash has been identified as Australian actress Isabel Lucas. Isabel is currently shooting "Transformers 2" with Shia. She's also doing sexy times with Adrian Grenier. You know what this means? Curly-haired dick bag fight! And yes, Shia has curly hair. Click here to see this extra sexy picture of him working those curly locks.

Isabel wasn't seriously injured when Shia's Ford F-150 flipped over after he made an illegal left turn and got broadsided. Shia fucked up his left hand and it required surgery. He's also taking one month off to recover.

According to UsWeekly, LaDouche partied at the Troubadour before the crash. Some nosy bitch claimed he kept doing shots of whiskey. The nosy bitch went on to say, "He was dancing around and acting really crazy. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself."

He left by himself? So he must have picked up Isabel on his way home. Boo-tay call!

The NYDN reports that Adrian isn't happy that his girlfriend was out with LaDouche at 3 in the morning. He has nothing to worry about. They were just going to run lines at his house. And by "run lines" I mean LaDouche was going to snort coke off her snatch.

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Submitted by day shift stripper on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 9:06pm.

A Ford F-150? Really?

Shia could flip a truck with me in it, and I'd still pick him over Adrian.

If I were Isabel, I'd get a VD check while I was in the hospital.

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Submitted by Imnotme on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 9:02pm.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 28, 2008 - 8:31pm.
I've never seen even one episode of Entourage but I've always assumed (smugly and perhaps unfairly) that it was the type of show that annoying losers with jobs at insurance companies and as lower level accountants like to watch to inspire them when they and their similar friends roll into clubs, to fantasize about being some kind of important bad ass with a penthouse apartment and a hot car and any hot girl he wants, who didn't just wait two hours in line.

Then they wake up in the morning to stare at the pile of credit card bills and wonder if they can make all the minimum payments plus the monthly on their leased BMW, and realize that the Entourage is just the jackass men version of Sex and the City.

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I've never watched the show either but that was fukkin funny.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:59pm.

Maybe it's for the best that Adrian and Isabel don't survive. Can you imagine what their baby will look like, extremely hairy with a five-head.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:54pm.

Shia has integrity dammit. It's the car he came out to LA with and it's AMERICAN, you fools! It's the name, main...!

Your face!

Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:49pm.

2drink she's a hot ass bitch isnt she? I lurves her!

OT: I don't get this girl's appeal. You'd think a couple of b-listers could find someone less fug to fight over.

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Submitted by Abraham on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:48pm.

Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:45pm.

tonic - I have a huge girl crush on the girl in your av. Yeah, I said it...blaming Sr. Chardonnay.

Submitted by Hollister on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:36pm.

LaDouche has been annoying ever since Even Stevens. I can only imagine how annoying he is on coke. One of those guys who won't shut up and thinks he's funny. You know he does coke.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:35pm.

Ugh, I used to think Adrian was hot...like 10 years ago when he was in the movie "Drive Me Crazy." Since Entourage, the hot has worn off a bit and he just annoys me. By the way, his gf looks about 14.

As for Shia, he better get his act together. For some reason, he doesn't bother me that much...I'd hate to see him become a Lindsay. I think he's decently talented. I watched Even Stevens back in the day, and he had very impressive comedic timing for a 12-13 year old.

Submitted by SomeWhereElse on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:32pm.

She must be one classy bitch. I don't care if I was on the way, I'd still have to drive my ass to his house.

Color me jealous.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:31pm.

I've never seen even one episode of Entourage but I've always assumed (smugly and perhaps unfairly) that it was the type of show that annoying losers with jobs at insurance companies and as lower level accountants like to watch to inspire them when they and their similar friends roll into clubs, to fantasize about being some kind of important bad ass with a penthouse apartment and a hot car and any hot girl he wants, who didn't just wait two hours in line.

And also Shia looks like the kid in school who swore up and down he could B-boy but then when called on the carpet he just does some wack running man.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:29pm.

Apropos of nothing, I've been half-watching an episode of Gossip Girls (it's on the channel I had on, and I was too busy with something to change the channel), and I've gotta say, it's shitastic. Who the hell watches this, and why does it get so much press??

Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:27pm.

Submitted by NonnyMouse on July 28, 2008 - 8:03pm.

Shia Ladouche drives a Ford F150? Who the fuck drives a Ford F150 in Los Angeles?

I wondered that myself.

One things for sure: both Adrian and Shia have excellent taste in women.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:26pm.

"douche" is sure getting a lot of play lately. Must these assholes insist on making themselves the incarnation of the word every damn second of the day? Or maybe MK just likes saying "douche". It is a fun word.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:20pm.

I would be pissed if I was Adrian. No way was that innocent.