LaDouche's Passenger Is Adrian's Chick
The chick who was in the car with Shia LaDouche during his drunken car crash has been identified as Australian actress Isabel Lucas. Isabel is currently shooting "Transformers 2" with Shia. She's also doing sexy times with Adrian Grenier. You know what this means? Curly-haired dick bag fight! And yes, Shia has curly hair. Click here to see this extra sexy picture of him working those curly locks.
Isabel wasn't seriously injured when Shia's Ford F-150 flipped over after he made an illegal left turn and got broadsided. Shia fucked up his left hand and it required surgery. He's also taking one month off to recover.
According to UsWeekly, LaDouche partied at the Troubadour before the crash. Some nosy bitch claimed he kept doing shots of whiskey. The nosy bitch went on to say, "He was dancing around and acting really crazy. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself."
He left by himself? So he must have picked up Isabel on his way home. Boo-tay call!
The NYDN reports that Adrian isn't happy that his girlfriend was out with LaDouche at 3 in the morning. He has nothing to worry about. They were just going to run lines at his house. And by "run lines" I mean LaDouche was going to snort coke off her snatch.
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SOMEONE PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU....explain to me, how do these hideous talent-less greasy monsters become movie stars?
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The anti-christ.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I've heard it's illegal to drive in Seattle if your blood-Starbucks level is below .08
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 10:06pm
When I drive like that, if I even see car lights a half mile away and I have to make a turn, I wait for that damn car to pass and slow way down if I see the green light just in case it turns yellow.
My friends hate being in the car with me.
And NO DRUG POLICE, I don't do it often.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
SOMEONE PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU....explain to me, how do these hideous talent-less greasy monsters become movie stars? They are repulsive to look at and I am shocked that the second person on the right gets insane movie deals, because no matter how much I try to look away these individuals are shoved into the zone of my sight...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 6:56pm.
I am so busted, huh?
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Yeah, but how were you to know that I am not only addicted to Dlisted, but Snopes as well? Barbara M. comes second only to Michael K. And Mrs. K, of course.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 28, 2008 - 10:07pm.
The Blow Up Doll Anti Defamation League is going to so sue your ass, TV.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 28, 2008 - 10:07pm.
I don't know about that, Angelina Jolie has the acting range of a blow up doll, and her movies get good reviews.
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Loves it! AHAHAHAHAHA! ☺ *scribbling down for future use*
Submitted by P.T.Bull on July 28, 2008 - 10:05pm.
The boys got me to take them to xformers. Truly a shiteous movie. When someone makes a movie based on a toy, isn't that a given?
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I don't know about that, Angelina Jolie has the acting range of a blow up doll, and her movies get good reviews.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 28, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Shame on you! You realize someone could've gotten seriously bruised, right?
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LOL
I know, I know.
Pudge WAS too drunk to drive and I WAS stoned out of my gourd, but I never got stopped by a cop.
I did, however, hear a stand up comic tell that story years and years ago.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
hahahhahah Mr President!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
The boys got me to take them to xformers. Truly a shiteous movie. When someone makes a movie based on a toy, isn't that a given?
The first half of the movie is driven by one plot premise then suddenly that is dropped and its just the good robots fighting the bad robots with the usual bad and boring CGI--and a noble mentor sacrificing himself at the end. TRITE FORMULA!
Oh, and the douch, an omega male, somehow gets the attention of a hot bad-girl chick. There are probably 50,000 young actors in hollywood who could have walked through that role as well as the doosh did.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Shame on you! You realize someone could've gotten seriously bruised, right?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
OK, it's true, I made that story up, but it coulda happened!!!!
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I heard recently that Aussie women glow and the men chunder.
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Unlike New England, where the women blow 'till the men chowder.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by ocd can be good on July 28, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Mrs K you weren't by chance attending the Pemberton music festival?
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in BC? Nah. Just hanging out in Shoreline.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
@Karen Flatts:
Nice work - I *knew* I'd heard that somewhere before! Tsk, tsk, Mrs. K!
Once I told my friends the "Peanut Butter Story" and they totally believed me but the next day we were at a White Spot (booths) and the guy next to us started telling it to his friend. *teehee*;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 6:56pm.
I am so busted, huh?
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Mrs K you weren't by chance attending the Pemberton music festival?
I heard that she is a hot member of ~~((((~~++ ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++~~)))))~~~ ,where single ,white and black men want ro find sexual,beatutiful and pretty girlfriends.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 9:47pm.
wow, a slut and a drunk in a car in L.A.
I am shocked.....
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I miss Lohan's glory days, when it was just a drunk slut in a car (with borrowed pants).
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I heard recently that Aussie women glow and the men chunder.
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Actually, I think they chunder when the beer flows but more often thunder when the women glow.
But I could be wrong - I've never been there.
That's just the way I heard it:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
@sheeps...can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? :)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 9:52pm.
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But maybe she plays a mean dijareedo. *wink wink*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I smoked a lot of hash on Saturday night, but I had to drive because dear Pudge was nine sheets to the wind.
So here I am tooling along on the freeway, doing about 60, and I get stopped by a cop. He asks me, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
So I says, "Um, was I going over the speed limit, um, sir?"
He says, "NO! You were driving 15 miles an hour."
Good times, good times.
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Ha! Wait; are you the "doper" on Snopes? Mrs. K!!! You bad girl!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/slowdrive.asp
Or maybe hash just has that effect on people...
I heard recently that Aussie women glow and the men chunder.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Imnotme:
She may be gorgeous in the photos you searched for. But after looking at this one, I am not taking my chances to see more ugly unleashed upon my retina!
I could shave my goatee in the reflection of her shiny ass 7-head
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 6:47pm.
wow, a slut and a drunk in a car in L.A.
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No, we live in Seattle.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
wow, a slut and a drunk in a car in L.A.
I am shocked.....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
I smoked a lot of hash on Saturday night, but I had to drive because dear Pudge was nine sheets to the wind.
So here I am tooling along on the freeway, doing about 60, and I get stopped by a cop. He asks me, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
So I says, "Um, was I going over the speed limit, um, sir?"
He says, "NO! You were driving 15 miles an hour."
Good times, good times.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
It seems like Adrian Grenier changes girls as often as most people change panties. Who has he not been with? And Shia is on his way to becoming a hasbeen that never was.
LOL Sorry, I just noticed MK said 'Australian actress'
I think she's pretty.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Was this photo taken before or after the accident, because homechick is str8 up busted.
Maybe if it had flipped over a few more times, she would have walked away hot!
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Word. And as a bonus she might have gotten her buck teefs fixed out of the deal (google her, you'll see).
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Okay, I bit. I googled her. All the images I saw, she's gorgeous. Naturally beautiful, even without any makeup. Am I looking at the wrong person? Is she Australian?
LMAO. Micheal. Curly Haired Dick Bag Fight. OMG you are too much.. I love you.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Was this photo taken before or after the accident, because homechick is str8 up busted.
Maybe if it had flipped over a few more times, she would have walked away hot!
Too funny....
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
well well well well well
psycho bitches like you, Vivan, come and go here on dlisted all the time.
Let's hope you can pull off something original...though, I highly doubt it. All you psycho bitches are cut from the same cloth.
The F-150 was a Decepticon. He made the movie, he should know.
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"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 28, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Was this photo taken before or after the accident, because homechick is str8 up busted.
Maybe if it had flipped over a few more times, she would have walked away hot!
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Word. And as a bonus she might have gotten her buck teefs fixed out of the deal (google her, you'll see).
Submitted by mike on July 28, 2008 - 5:27pm.
One things for sure: both Adrian and Shia have excellent taste in women.
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Mike??? Are you feeling okay? You are referring to that fugly hippy in the above picture, right? You can do much better, dear. It should come as no surprise that the Dlisted ladies have all offered to hook you up. No fugly hippies for you!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 28, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Tonic, who is it in your avie.
In case Tonic's gone for the evening, it's Laura Elena Haring. She's best known for her role in Mulholland Drive.
Submitted by luckycharms on July 28, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Is it just me, or does this Shia guy look different in every single picture I see of him? He never photographs the same, always looks like a different person in every one.
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TRANSFORMER. **shocked eyes**
so are you superstitious or a fan of breakfast cereals?
Ignore me. I have a head cold and I'm weird. Not because of the head cold, I'm just weird.
Their both a couple of dumb assholes. him for getting drunk, her for getting int the car with him.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Was this photo taken before or after the accident, because homechick is str8 up busted.
Maybe if it had flipped over a few more times, she would have walked away hot!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Is it just me, or does this Shia guy look different in every single picture I see of him? He never photographs the same, always looks like a different person in every one.
ugly and uglier.
movies are not necessarily made 9 am until 5pm.
those movie folks keep off hours while filming.
depending on where the film is shooting, they can ONLY film at night.
is it unreasonable for people to hang out for a bit with some people u are working with and not assume fucking is going on?
just think too much is being made over this story and this guy, shia horrible first and last name la boeuf.
Tonic, who is it in your avie.
I've been wondering for a while, glad someone else brought it up. :)
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Dick happens! - MK
Sure!! I have drunk male friends pick me up in the middle of the night to hang out all of the time. Well, I would if I was a slut.
way too much is being read into this.
dont you hand out with your friends from work after the workday is done?
im sure youre not fucking (all) your co workers!
and la boeuf ( horrible name, isnt there is an actress from the cosby show with an almost identical yucky name?) is extra squeaky clean.
hes.........i dunno.... just cute... not sexy enough to
a. be a big time movie star
b. devote all this bandwith to.
he can have dozens of duis and arrests but he is no miss badass.
Not only can I visualize this guy doing coke but he's also the kind that will also feel the need to strip naked and dance around in some overtly sexy boxers to bad rap.
What a double-dipping skank!
Definitely not an amateur!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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