LaDouche's Passenger Is Adrian's Chick
The chick who was in the car with Shia LaDouche during his drunken car crash has been identified as Australian actress Isabel Lucas. Isabel is currently shooting "Transformers 2" with Shia. She's also doing sexy times with Adrian Grenier. You know what this means? Curly-haired dick bag fight! And yes, Shia has curly hair. Click here to see this extra sexy picture of him working those curly locks.
Isabel wasn't seriously injured when Shia's Ford F-150 flipped over after he made an illegal left turn and got broadsided. Shia fucked up his left hand and it required surgery. He's also taking one month off to recover.
According to UsWeekly, LaDouche partied at the Troubadour before the crash. Some nosy bitch claimed he kept doing shots of whiskey. The nosy bitch went on to say, "He was dancing around and acting really crazy. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself."
He left by himself? So he must have picked up Isabel on his way home. Boo-tay call!
The NYDN reports that Adrian isn't happy that his girlfriend was out with LaDouche at 3 in the morning. He has nothing to worry about. They were just going to run lines at his house. And by "run lines" I mean LaDouche was going to snort coke off her snatch.
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A. She was so cheating.
B. She is so not attractive.
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People Suck!
Awww, come on! Give the kid a break. He is my boyfriend. He doesn't know it, but he is.
Uh huh. Can a Valtrex prescription be far behind for La Douche? He's a Hollywood cliche.
As I look at these 3 MINIMALLY talented people I cant help but to think that none of them are good looking.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Good God, they could show movies on that girl's forehead.
Adrian, date someone your own age and maybe she'll be mature enough not to ride around with drunk idiots.
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
The girl looks like she is 12 and stinks.
Why is this greasy thing in???? I do not get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shia is so overrated. Just another screwed up child star with a pushy stage mom. He looks like he's 12.
That is some serious FUG going on in that couple right there. Shia may be LaDouche but I'd far sooner ride that drunken beaker than touch AG with a flaming stick...
You know Adrien smells like mad hippie b.o. 'It's natural, baby. Don't be such a conformist!' And I bet he doesn't shave his pubes. My chocha hates it when I have to bounce up and down on a bunch of coarse pubes. Sorry about your vajajay Isabel!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Cock-A-Doodle Douchebag!
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Hi TV!
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@Karen Flatts - well Starbucks also serves as your local hipster yuppie Im so alternative retro Im getting SOY in my latte pickup scene. But yea, we'd still wait in lines for that shit. Seattle's Best also has good coffee, but Dunkin Donuts has the best imo.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 28, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Most people get IBS for free.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
PSL I hear you on that. I went through Taco Bell drive through last night and I swear I spent $5 in gas idling while some ho in a station wagon spent about 10 minutes yelling over her 11 kids at the speaker. I finally got so pissed off I started honking so she'd move up.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 28, 2008 - 8:05pm.
"ubmitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 8:37pm."
Yeah, isn't going to Starbucks when you live in Seattle kind of like going to McDonalds in Paris? It's-there-for-the-tourists-but-the-locals-wouldn't-be-caught-dead, kind of thing?"
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No way, the locals are freakier about their coffee than the rest of the normal population.
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So wait, does that mean the Seattle locals do go to Starbucks? I thought Starbucks was considered The KMart of coffee shops...all I know is that out here (NY State) most of us absolutely refuse to pay $5.00 for a small cup of coffee (we'll pay $20.00 for a good plate of ravioli, but I digress). I'd rather drink piss, personally, rather than Starbucks, but still...
we have a couple of drive thru Coffee Beans here in L.A., but with gas being so expensive now, I go inside everywhere.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Is it me or Adrien's gf got a bit of Phoebe Price in her.
I think I've transcended the thin nether region that separates D-listed as casual entertainment from D-listed as my sole source of Hollywood information.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 28, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I don't do impressions, unless you call Rodeo Clown an impression.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
"ubmitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 8:37pm."
Yeah, isn't going to Starbucks when you live in Seattle kind of like going to McDonalds in Paris? It's-there-for-the-tourists-but-the-locals-wouldn't-be-caught-dead, kind of thing?"
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No way, the locals are freakier about their coffee than the rest of the normal population.
I miss drive thru coffee bars =( we dont have those out here.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """"" "C e l e b C u p i d. c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by Mr. President on July 28, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Very true. I'm not knowledgeable at all about coffee. My idea of fine coffee is putting milk instead of Coffeemate in my Maxwell House instant.
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Me either. My idea of fine coffee is...well, Diet Pepsi.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 28, 2008 - 10:45pm.
I HATE Entourage! Rumor has it that it's supposed to be a comedy, but nothing funny ever happens.
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I love it when this happens. When I know nothing about a thing and I try to decipher whether I like it or not through here...fun!
Anyhoo...that's exactly the impression I got. Well, the rumor and then the impression, that is.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Very true. I'm not knowledgeable at all about coffee. My idea of fine coffee is putting milk instead of Coffeemate in my Maxwell House instant.
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I HATE Entourage! Rumor has it that it's supposed to be a comedy, but nothing funny ever happens.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Good night Euphoria!
angel, I LOVE Entourage! Great fucking show.....
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Ditto and...
For reals!?! People say that sometimes...and I really haven't given it a chance.
You know who else likes that show? Michael Scott.
I should totally check it out.
(;P)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
I can't speak from personal experience, of course, but my impression is that Transformers is the kind of movie that makes a ton of movie......
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"...a ton of movie...". Heh heh heh, Freudian slip.
Good night Euphoria!
angel, I LOVE Entourage! Great fucking show.....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 28, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Isn't "Transformers" the kind of movie you make when no one else will hire you?
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I kinda sorta watched it on a plane...it wasn't very good, but I thought he was OK. And I saw him in something else...was it that Bobby pile of stinking shit movie?
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Hmm. I'm not sure I caught that one.
I would NEVER see a Transformers movie so I couldn't say - I just remember that a movies based on toy sales were usually full of nobodies.
I guess the lesson here, is that this kind of thing pays off. Ha.
And I tried to watch that Entourage show but I couldn't get past the credits. I tried twice!
He kinda LOOKS cute but I'd just rather not hear him speak. And if you want to talk about waxing and plucking - he IS your guy.
Maybe he will date Denise one day and she will groom him:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 7:19pm.
And that's Starschmucks, Mr. Prez.
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Yeah, isn't going to Starbucks when you live in Seattle kind of like going to McDonalds in Paris? It's-there-for-the-tourists-but-the-locals-wouldn't-be-caught-dead, kind of thing?
It's time for bed. G'night all! Have fun, but save the funny shit for when I'm back! ☺
She's really pretty. Sorry, long day, I have nothing snarky to add.
First Getty and Miller now this... Its not safe to cheat on the DL anymore. Izzy was trying to upgrade. She was making that move from tv star boyfriend to bottom level movie star boyfriend. But she was making sure Shi was in her pocket before dropping her no body tv guy. Now that plan is shot to hell.
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Submitted by kacky on July 28, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Yeah, it's like a hatchet the way her big eight-head tapers down to a point at the chin.
Yikes, she has a giant scarey head.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on July 28, 2008 - 10:25pm.
I don't know who twit and twat did to even break into the movie scene. But, it wasn't talent, in the usual sense of the word, that got them there.
I can no more explain that one than I can Jessica Simpson getting a movie deal. Not to start on Denise Richards again, but how could anybody have cast her as a nuclear scientist or whatever it was in that Bond movie?
I heard Ryan Seacrest had a VERY special relationship with Merv the Perv Griffin before he died. Now Ryan practically OWNS the E! channel.
Submitted by angel_i on July 28, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Isn't "Transformers" the kind of movie you make when no one else will hire you?
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I kinda sorta watched it on a plane...it wasn't very good, but I thought he was OK. And I saw him in something else...was it that Bobby pile of stinking shit movie? Again, I thought he was good. The hairy one, Adrian, man, he sucks.
I can't speak from personal experience, of course, but my impression is that Transformers is the kind of movie that makes a ton of movie because every preadolescent boy from age 8 to 80 will go see it.
Boys like trucks and monsters.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
I wish I COULD explain. I am consistently baffled myself.
oh the casting couch DEFINITELY exists.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing; to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 10:14pm.
SOMEONE PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU....explain to me, how do these hideous talent-less greasy monsters become movie stars?
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My guess is that the studios know it doesn't really matter WHO stars in these special effect flicks. The franchise is the important thing. These actors are disposable. And you don't buy fine china when you're just going to throw it in the garbage after you're done eating.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 28, 2008 - 10:16pm.
They f*ck, s*ck or sell their souls to people. Some people are willing to do ANYTHING and take any chance at "being a somebody." The casting couch is a very real piece of furniture. And then there's nepotism (see Tori Spelling.)
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 28, 2008 - 7:11pm.
I ♥ Snopes, too, but my addiction is limited to Dlisted.
And that's Starschmucks, Mr. Prez.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Isn't "Transformers" the kind of movie you make when no one else will hire you?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 28, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I don't know about that. Those dolls seem to have an inflated sense of their own importance. They won't back down easily.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 10:14pm.
SOMEONE PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU....explain to me, how do these hideous talent-less greasy monsters become movie stars?
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They give good head. If that's not it, then I have no idea.
@Mr. President on July 29, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I heard recently that Aussie women glow and the men chunder.
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Unlike New England, where the women blow 'till the men chowder.
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Livin' in the land Downundah,
Women glow & the men dey chundah,
Women blow & da men dey blundah,
Bettah run bettah take cuvvah!
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Sunday Roast or Tom Cruise
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 7:03pm.
OK, it's true, I made that story up, but it coulda happened!!!!
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Oh. it HAS happened, trust me. Ask any cop-- stoners have no idea how slow they are actually going, so it's easy to tell the stoners from the drunks. Stoners are a great target because a) they're easy to catch and b) they are so easygoing that they actually make arresting them pleasant.
Drunks run for it and become obnoxious. Being a practicing drunk I can testify to it.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 28, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Bunch of airheads will never win, I'll just send them a cactus as an apology gift.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!