No Condoms For Miley
LifeStyles Condoms has offered 15-year-old Miley Cyrus $1 million to be the new "face" of their product. They think that Miley, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.
The VP of marketing for LifeStyles told Full Disclosure, "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set. ve that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
In addition to the $1 million, LifeStyles also offered her a lifetime supply of condoms. A spokesbitch for Miley said they aren't interested and it's never going to happen.
This isn't a bad idea. Miley could get Disney involved too. You know how they have those cutesy Disney band-aids? They can do the same thing for condoms and give them cute names like Winnie the Lube or Crurubber de Vil.
I've never used LifeStyles so I couldn't say if a lifetime supply would be worth it. I'm strictly Trojan. And if there aren't any Trojans around, I'll just use a sandwich baggie, a rubber band and some vaseline. You know, the "KFed" method. What am I saying? He doesn't use condoms.
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They ask a girl because both people involved in a sexual relationship should be responsible of the protection , is not only they guys responsabily girls should be smart enough to have a condoms too
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
If the love don't fit....
Miley is going to make her own condoms:
"Virgins Smile"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why are they asking her to promote condoms? Why not ask a guy? Guys are the ones wearing them, why is it only expected of the girl to be responsible? Ugh, this pisses me off. Plus, she's only 15, what kind of message is that?
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
She could be the poster child for moon faced, orthodontically challenged teens instead?
LifeStyles condoms are the reason i have a 9 yr old son... fuck em!
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"
- Snoop
she is 15 and hey this is not a bad idea I dont think theres guy that could be able to get it up after seing this fug girl on the box condom , the only way to be 100% of std is not having sex or fisical contact
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
She will probably sign off behind the scenes.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
"We think alike out here, so I'm sure someone has already said this: she's a virgin because ass & mouth, and of course hand, don't count."
I swear, this is practically verbatim what went through my mind when I first read this. All these addle-brained abstinence programs have succeeded in creating are hordes of hypocritical technical virgins with intact hymens and rode-hard fenders.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Hannah Montana butt plugs.
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Ack!
Submitted by starla1971 on July 28, 2008 - 3:16pm.
What's next? Hannah Montanna tampons??
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Hannah Montana butt plugs.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Someone bitchslap the whores at Lifestyles! I see enough of this horsey faced brat on everything from socks to Band Aids! The last thing I need is to see her on a box of condoms! What's next? Hannah Montanna tampons??
Hell I'll do it!! THE MONEY SAVED! HOOK ME UP YO.
We think alike out here, so I'm sure someone has already said this: she's a virgin because ass & mouth, and of course hand, don't count. She probably thinks you don't need a condom for buttseks because no one ever gets an STD in their butt.
You know what, this is just wrong. Lifestyles should have approached her confidentially. I'd sue them for bad press.
Vanessa Hudgens is who they need to approach, right?? Teen hoes who can't keep their squirrel covers on are their bigger market.
"Winnie the Lube or Crurubber de Vil."
hahahhah shit thats funyyy
made me L-O-LOUD!!
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Mamma Mia
Here we go again
My My
Vadge want to suck it again....||...
The advert could just be a picture of Miley with the words One Condom Could Have Prevented This.
Ilove this logic. As you never bareback (which you deffo should not do)you are now sorta more like a virgin, we are all going to hell/purgatory for this little trick logic. see you in the afterlife hos
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Frito! EEEuuuwwwwww.....heehee
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Haha! I can't help m'self! Ever time I see them mullet wearin' cuntry folk I hafta git all snarky 'bout 'em! Welcome to Kentucky, where you Kenfuckey yer relations, ya'll!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
aw crap- I have to leave....have a great afternoon all......
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Not even I, Jeffrey Dahmer, would have sex with this horse-toothed bitch.
If I were a dude and i saw big horse teeth like hers headed for my peen.....id be off like the wind.
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She lies and says shes in love with him, cant find a better man...
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 28, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Is she 18 yet?
I think she's 16
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R-E-S-C-E-P-T. Find out what it meaeeeans to me.
Damn.. I think Billy Ray is kinda fuckable
Now I'M going to hell!
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R-E-S-C-E-P-T. Find out what it meaeeeans to me.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Is she 18 yet?
Frito! EEEuuuwwwwww.....heehee
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Fugly Cyrus doesn't need any condoms, if anything, she has her hoo-haa plumbing sealed with a silicon gun (grandma Cyrus idea) and/or has monthly abbortions. All us paid by the Disney pedo executives (like there is other kind).
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 3:19pm.
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I know! It mentions absolutely nothing about their uncles!
Oh shit, I'm going to hell.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
So posing naked with your father and taking slutty pictures of yourself to send to boys is more wholesome than endorsing safe sex?
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xxyz, I absolutely will....:)
Vivian, you are right...why is it only girls mentioned who had STDs? Where the hell do they think the girls are getting these diseases?
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
Judging from the trick track record of the latest child stars, the 'pull-out & pray' method is the preferred way of safe sex.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I can just hear Billy Ray Cyrus now:
Naw, Miley's never gonna need no condom's ya'll. She's a smart girl. She's only gonna use 'er hand 'n her mouth until she's married.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
PSL
can you tell DeeDee Dv8 sheeps and all the other ms whores that I said hi plz?
and NitWitty
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R-E-S-C-E-P-T. Find out what it meaeeeans to me.
Miley's waiting for the offer from EPT.
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
This ho was probably fucking in pre-K
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
they could put the 101 dalmations on a condom. but then again the girl might think he's got a case of the spotted dick.
"lifestyles" marketing exec should be arrested...if "one in four teenage girls has an STD", wouldn't it stand to reason one in four teenage boys do too?
I think its a good idea. I was so confused and misguided and undereducated about sex when I was young.......I escaped getting some fucked up shit by the skin of my teeth! Kids need to know....though shes virginal now, one day...ITS GOING TO HAPPEN and when it does its best kids know as much as they can so they dont get tricked with "just the tip" and shizzz....
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She lies and says shes in love with him, cant find a better man...
It's a shame, lifestyles condoms doesn't have a time machine. They could go back and offer her dad a million to have him wear one on the night that talentless Miley was concieved and spare us all the misery of having to hear and see her lame ass.
Mav Out...
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That gummi bear ice cream looks mmmmm
baby dick GROSS
"Winnie the Lube or Crurubber de Vil"
-Michael K, you are an American treasure
"I've never used LifeStyles so I couldn't say if a lifetime supply would be worth it. I'm strictly Trojan. And if there aren't any Trojans around, I'll just use a sandwich baggie, a rubber band and some vaseline."
-I'm strictly a trogan slut also-but if they aren't around next time I'll make sure to use the baggie idea-fucking genius.
That little boy is not a virgin.
I think ali lohan would have been a better choice.
tessa
hahahhaha Clarisse....like JL knows what a fucking condom is!
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
& she's Shitney Spears 2.0
Ah, but see, that would work against the Christie Fundielicious plan to glorify pregnancy the better to pop out more fundie-hostages, seeing as their allure to 20somethings is rapidly diminishing.
Jamie Lynn wasn't available?
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Hey man-voice, gimme your Pink Berry and no one gets hurt.
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?