Why So Serious?
File this under: I'm sure there's many more like him to come.
A Batman fanboy was busted yesterday in Michigan for trying to steal "The Dark Knight" posters and other shit from a movie theater. 20-year-old Spencer Taylor went to the theater dressed as The Joker. He was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property. The cops made him take his mug shot in and out of make-up. Those smart ass cops just wanted to show their friends this fuckery.
This is just sad. You know that boy spent hours in parents' basement carefully applying his make-up using his mommy's Bonne Bell black eyeshadow, her Borghese red lipstick and white flour he got from the kitchen. He also spent hours trying to find the perfect outfit from his local Salvation Army and Charlotte Russe.
That being said, I'd dress up as Batman and let him hit it. Or would he want me to dress up as fug-faced Maggie Gyllenhag? It doesn't matter! Just buy me the costume and tell me who to be!
Source: The Smoking Gun
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i would kick ass of child who is so old and so stupid with his face that looks like Paul from Wonder Years!
HOW embarrassing.
This is probably the same type of shit those kids who shot up Columbine were doing......WARNING!!!!!
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
What kind of fuckery? I'm so confuzzled.....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Goddamn, can't he just buy a friggin Batman poster? They can't be that expensive. I'm sure the makeup and outfit cost way more than the poster would have. Dumbfuck
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I saw him recently on www.ZOMGIHAVENOLYF.com, he is coming to Ren Faire near you
MK: you need Jesus you slut you lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?