Why So Serious?
File this under: I'm sure there's many more like him to come.
A Batman fanboy was busted yesterday in Michigan for trying to steal "The Dark Knight" posters and other shit from a movie theater. 20-year-old Spencer Taylor went to the theater dressed as The Joker. He was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property. The cops made him take his mug shot in and out of make-up. Those smart ass cops just wanted to show their friends this fuckery.
This is just sad. You know that boy spent hours in parents' basement carefully applying his make-up using his mommy's Bonne Bell black eyeshadow, her Borghese red lipstick and white flour he got from the kitchen. He also spent hours trying to find the perfect outfit from his local Salvation Army and Charlotte Russe.
That being said, I'd dress up as Batman and let him hit it. Or would he want me to dress up as fug-faced Maggie Gyllenhag? It doesn't matter! Just buy me the costume and tell me who to be!
Source: The Smoking Gun
please get him some help before he shoots up a school or a church or a post office. seriously.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Is that the kid who played JP in Grandma's Boy? Love that movie.
Michael K,
You evil genius...only you could make me laugh so much at other people's pain.
errr hey mug shot, why so serious?
Christina Gaguilera's makeup artist could have done a better job at making him look like a clown. Nice try though, kid. Don't stop believing.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
i really wish thesse parents would spend some quality time with their kids so they don't grow up and think it's ok to do shit like this...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
He is fucking hot!
he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Oh, for mean! They should have let him have the dumb poster. Poor clown boy.
There's a whole long story behind that sad face, and
God knows what drugs. Maybe the judge will hook him up with some kind of counseling while he's on probation.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on July 28, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Am I the only one that hasn't seen this movie???
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I have not yet seen this movie. It's online but I'm waiting til I care enough (like when it's closing) to drag my ass to a theatre.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Am I the only one that hasn't seen this movie???
::"Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
If you put a floppy sailor's hat on his head and make him wear a red rugby shirt he could be a magnificent Gilligan.
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"Still watch what you say to me punk 'cause I'm off probation in less than six months"
Leave Maggie ALOOOOOOONE!
Hey Abraham--
Aren't you related to Moses?
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Angry mom,
Aw shucks! Thanks!
*blushes*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Clarisse-you're officially on my have to kiss their ass (for good reasons and not fear) list ;)
xo
BOB-fucking hilarious:
"Sorry to anyone who now has the visual of Scarecrow and the Batman trying to hatch their own Robin egg. Sorry, I'll crawl back in my perv hole again...wake me when there's a story of how Shia's copped to the meth addiction and entering Sober Living.."
Angry mom!!
Nice! I would have put money that no-one got that reference!
BobsBB,
"Sorry to anyone who now has the visual of Scarecrow and the Batman trying to hatch their own Robin egg"
LMAO! Oh buddy, we are much bigger slutz than you give us credit for. Visual of Cillian Murphy doing the Bale...causes shivers alright....
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Is it me or does he looks like a bastard child of Cillian Murphy and Christian Bale? (Sorry to anyone who now has the visual of Scarecrow and the Batman trying to hatch their own Robin egg. Sorry, I'll crawl back in my perv hole again...wake me when there's a story of how Shia's copped to the meth addiction and entering Sober Living...)
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 3:55pm.
-shivvers down my spine-
I hope not...maybe he's a lonely nerd that needs a cutout of bale to keep him warm at night :)
It's too bad that real life sucks so bad for some people that their brain skips off into fantasy land without them.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
MK...you cant have all the cute boys!!!!
As Tyra once said, cute gay guys are a waste!
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She lies and says shes in love with him, cant find a better man...
Aw! It's a poor man's Michael Alig!!!!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
he's no Grey Poupon Russian
Submitted by chowgirl69 on July 28, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Our very own Sheeps has a Gangsta Rap Cd coming out.....one song is a duet with Chestica Simpson...
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
i bet the cops used that all purpose shit called goop to take that makeup off. they can use it for all kinds of things and you can get that shit at the dollar tree for 99¢.
http://www.goophandcleaner.com/original_v2.htm
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 28, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Great way to get a date with a female with a pulse. "Yeah, baby. I have a rap sheep."
"rap SHEEP"???!!! Unless this is an inside joke I'm not privy to, I'm sure you meant rap sheet. That's cute though, I now have a picture in my head of a cute, fluffy white sheep in the cop station with some bling around it's neck, bopping his head up and down rapping his little heart out.
you know this kabuki fuckery is just ramping up. wait until more of the teens, tweens and "dark" people see the dark knight. there will be people holding up liquor stores dressed as the joker and shit.
HAHAHAHA that make up is classic. The fool looks like a busted kabuki actor!
Kid needs his head checked. The key to stealing is to blending in and misdirection.
1) have your friends draw attention by acting a fool at the opposite side of the theater (misdirection)
2) don't dress like a clown (blending in).
Actually this shit is funniest when white trash mama's steal. Find me one of those articles.
I wanna know what the hell kind of makeup remover those cops have on-hand. Seriously.
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Spam-bot Abraham has some freakin' low standards if they think this dork is a celeb/actor, much less wants to date him.
And this dork got such a great little wake up call. This is the same type of idjit that was pretending they were pirates and dressing up like Jack Sparrow all the time 5 years ago...
WOOW!
LOL
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Great way to get a date with a female with a pulse. "Yeah, baby. I have a rap sheep."
Must be a slow news day at The Smoking Gun for this to warrant coverage.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 28, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I'm doing good. I need to set up another MS account...I miss talking to you I'm not on here as ,uch as I used to be. I've been busy
He's obviously "angry"
Submitted by Abraham on July 28, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Fuck off, that's not an actor douchbag, at least spam with accuracy moron
20 years old ?? whaattta fuckin dickhead.
13 years old, I could maybe understand.
That's kind of still fantasyland.
20 though -- guaranteed this goober is still a virgin.
Submitted by jim on July 28, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Fucking loser..anyone over the age of 5 who paints their face deserves a bitch slap back to reality!!
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Uh-oh--now you're in big trouble. Gene Simmons is gonna bust through your window in the middle of the night and molest you with his 55-inch-long tongue for saying that!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
xxyxz,
Hey baby!!! I was thinking about YOU the other day too! Great minds! I barely see you around here anymore!(well, I haven't been around much myself *clears throat*) How are you dear?
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Fucking loser..anyone over the age of 5 who paints their face deserves a bitch slap back to reality!! And MK is right this little fuck locks himself in his parents basement and wack's off to cartoon chicks on his video games!!
Miss Priss
I was thinking about you the other day
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 28, 2008 - 3:58pm.
YES! I watch last night in cave with Ugg!
*robot voice*
he got schooled times by granmaw when liar mouth stole idead in game! SEVERAL WORDS!
The kid lives in Three Rivers, Michigan he has already suffered enough!
Submitted by missy on July 28, 2008 - 3:57pm.
oh ha ha ha!
well we same cause Ugg has weird tasting dick!
i like it!
LOL @ "Paul from wonder years"
He also reminds me of the weird goth-robot talking weirdo from "Grandma's Boy"
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Uh oh. Looks like SOMEONE is grounded for the rest of the summer. Now he's not going to be able to go see The Dark Knight 400 more times.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 2:54pm.
i would kick ass of child who is so old and so stupid with his face that looks like Paul from Wonder Years!
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hahaha, he does!! if paul was HOT!! hahahaha!
yes I have weird taste in dick.
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I love the spam during the posts like this, "he is my favorite actor...LOL"
Anyway, I'm sure this kid's parents are thoroughly embarrassed now that he's fodder for such mockery. Fucking fanboy dork.