Monday, July 28th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This makes me feel uncomfortable. Janet from "90210" is naked! And that red penis plant in the corner isn't helping - Egotastic!
Emma Watson, go fix yourself! - Just Jared
Traci Bingham keeps it elegant - Hollywood Tuna
Blake Lively slips a nip. A silver dolla nip! (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Nelly partially drops his pants for Sean John - Towleroad
Vintage Kathy Ireland - IDLYITW
Brigitte Nielsen's plastic surgery makeover worked. She looks like a Muppet - Cityrag
The new "Gossip Girl" promos. Already? - Lainey Gossip
HoHan wasn't hit by a bike. That sucks - Popsugar
Keira Knightley doesn't want bigger chichis. Even CGI ones - Hollywood Rag
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Brigitte Nielsen's plastic surgery actually does look pretty good. I just hope she doesn't keep pushing it & completely fuck her face up like Madonna & Shauna Sand. Sometimes less is more, ladies.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 29, 2008 - 4:39am.
And why is the 90210 girl naked?
what else does she have to do?
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"I had a dream, when I was young.
A dream of sweet illusion.
A glimpse of hope and unity,
and visions of one sweet union..."
And why is the 90210 girl naked?
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Another tan brunette. How exotic.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Red Penis Plant, MK, hehe. That's a Bromeliad.
traci bingham fucked her face and body up...gitte looks just as bad after the plastic as she did before the surgery...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
You claim Traci Bingham is elegant?
But where are the lucite heels - the only sign of true elegance...
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How do you describe a feeling?
Tracie used to be quite attractive, but she had too much work done on herself. I don't like this look.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Who ever that is in the pic. at the top of the page SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT WHO IS SHE SOME TELL ME NOW .....
VIVA I KNOW!! I have seriously been thinking up alternate plans to this whole "working" deal... turns out Im not quite cut out for it...
Ill e you baby..
new meds?? dont fuck with me woman!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 28, 2008 - 11:40am.
Keira needs some CGI boobs. She has NOTHING. The only thing feminine about that girl is her name.
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There's more to femininity than big breasts. She's like 25% of the world's population--A cup and there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Missy, we should totally just quit our jobs and smoke this shit FLA planted in my backyard. That would be so much better than work. I'm kinda lurking around, so even if I am quiet I am always here, like the shadow or darkwing duck or something. Whoever it is who knows the terror within man's heart or whoever. Darkman? I don't know, I digress. Did I mention the new meds I got?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
viva my work is sucking major donkey dick lately too :(
hang in there!!!!! love ya!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 28, 2008 - 3:37pm.
LCT
:) It was good
what about you?
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It was great. Especially the part when my boyfriend took me out for a fancy lobster dinner and I realized when we got there I had crusty dried semen all over my hand from our afternoon delight which I clearly didn't rinse off well enough .
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
xxyxz: Lmao you made me laugh out loud...thank god we ran out of that thread...lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 28, 2008 - 3:49pm.
happy dance for you times!
I plant thing sin field for you.
Its green
it gorws tall!
Keira would have boobs if she wasn't 40 pounds under weight.
I don't like her. I can tell what her mouth would look like as a bare skull. That's creepy.
*bitch slaps boss for interrupting my -d- time*
Hi whores! xxy, Missy, anybody who cares, I am on the grind now at work and it sucks big swollen donkey balls because I can never play anymore, but I still love you and at night I hold onto the friends forever lanyards we made at Camp SmokeyTokey and think of you all with a tear in my eye.
OnT: I don't even know what the topic is. Oh yeah! Janet's naked and shizz. Nice.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
well shiiiit I think I just got defriended!
*sad missy*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
VIVA are you still my girl or WHAT MAMA???
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LCT
:) It was good
what about you?
xxyxz, you make learning the alphabet easy. 1-2-3.
How was your weekend?
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Viva
Not much. Just getting ready to start cleaning
How are you? I need to get your # from OklaHOma
what up xxyxz?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Viva, Lct fuckingLA
what up sluts
Submitted by M.E. on July 28, 2008 - 11:16am.
Janet has NEVER been "skinny" But she rocks her curves.
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oh no I saw her a couple years ago at this bar in Henderson and she was soooo skinny she looked like a bobble head. I kept screaming to everyone at my table "OHMAHGAWD IT'S JANET" but nobody gave a fuck.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
OOO THATS SEXY
BUT SORRY WOMAN,
I STILL DIDNT GET TURNED ON BY A GIRL LOL
I GUESS ONLY DUDES CAN WATER MY PLANT
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Mrs K, that was the best song EVER.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 3:02pm.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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Excuse me. I need alone time in my Time-Out Corner.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 3:05pm.
BEAUTIFUL BLOOP TO YOU!!!!
@LCT
not really, no.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 2:41pm.
i love to bloop!
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Bloop me like you've never blooped before.
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So every time you bloop me
Bloop me like this is the last time
Every time you Bloop me
Bloop me like you’ll never see me again
Every time you bloop me
Bloop me like this is the last time
Promise that you’ll bloop me
Bloop me like you’ll never see me again
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 2:50pm.
WOW, I am jelly.
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Want to trade names?
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I like to say the eff word.
yes! Brigitte Nielsen does look like a muppet...this one, particularly:
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/d/d3/JHH-Digit.jpg
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 2:41pm.
i love to bloop!
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Bloop me like you've never blooped before.
*Awaiting bloopage*
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I like to say the eff word.
Bridgette looks better, but oddly looks a lot like Sly.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 11:19am.
WOW, I am jelly.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
I am SO glad that I am not the only one who thinks Kathy Ireland is fug! I never understood how she was such a big model in the 80's.....the others blew her out of the water!
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Every thing of beauty that you see only brings a tear when you miss somebody....
- Chris Cornell "Wave Goodbye"
First john now nellie...he looks scrumptuous. i need to get some asap, clearly its been too long
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Kathy Ireland has a BIG OLE EYEBROWS to match her BIG OLE HEAD.
i love to bloop!
Keira needs some CGI boobs. She has NOTHING. The only thing feminine about that girl is her name.
yea i always thought kathy ireland was soooo ugly, she has this weird silly putty face, but my ex used to think she was the hottest thing in the world. she's fug!
-=meow hiss purr=-
I guess the next stop if your career is in the crapper. Is to get nude. Nothing says classy actress like taking your clothes off.
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 28, 2008 - 2:23pm.
you are so awesome now.
I am guessing our stock in Irony inc. just shot up again, I can add another bloop annex to the bloopex.
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Shot up by A LOT. What did I do to deserve this? Oh yes, I went to JJ. Funny, Saint Brange.
You can add about 14 bloops to the Bloopex. Throw one in the lexicon of shitballs while you're at it!
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I like to say the eff word.
at least Keira didnt go out and get nasty fakies and lie about it. She earns a point for that.
Traci Bingham was hot until she tried to become the black Pamela Anderson.
Now she looks like a black blow up doll with too much air.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I stopped watching Gossip Girl when they started shitting on the books.
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
penis plant...subliminal message