Batman Still Rules
I finally went to see "The Dark Knight" this weekend. I was tempted to see "Step Brothers" instead, but I knew that if I didn't see that Batman shit, some people in my life would disown me forever.
It didn't make me pass a kidney stone or anything, but it was entertaining. However, the motherfucker in front of me wrapped his jacket around the entire back of his chair. His nasty ass jacket hood kept brushing against my knee. It took everything out of me not to pour my entire orange soda (yes, I'm trash) into his hood. I would have, but orange soda is too delicious to waste on a total dick bag.
I wasn't the only dumb bitch who went to TDK this weekend. The movie was #1 again at the box office bringing in $75.6 million. It also beat another record by making $314.2 million in just 10 days. This week, it will become the biggest movie of 2008. It's already #23 on the all-time domestic blockbuster list. It could very well take down "Star Wars Episode IV"as the second biggest movie ever domestically. "Titanic" is currently #1 with $600.788. All this money talk is making my checking account weep.
The weekend box office looked like this:
1. The Dark Knight - $75.6 million
2. Step Brothers - $30 million
3. Mamma Mia! - $17.8
4. The X-Files 2 - $10.2 million
5. Journey to the Center of the Earth - $9.4 million
This totally means there's going to be a third Batman. They better bring back Catwoman and Jocelyn Wildenstein better play her ass....OR ELSE!
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10 dumbest excuses for being late
One in four workers admits to making up excuses for arriving late.
More than 32% blame traffic and another 17% blame it on falling back asleep, says a CareerBuilder survey.
Most of us would probably buy those answers, but the 10 below are a bit beyond belief:
While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
Someone stole all my daffodils.
I had to go audition for American Idol.
My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
I wasn't thinking and accidentally went to my old job.
I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
The line was too long at Starbucks.
I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
MK I think you're still wasted.
This was the 4th Batman.
I don't get the batman lunacy. Besides Keith Ledger and the cool sideways rolling bat cycle, what is there?
Adam West was the best, imo.
You're not alone MK - I drink orange soda AND grape soda too. Viva 3rd world upbringing!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 28, 2008 - 10:15am.
I'm still waiting for the DVD, because most bitches around here don't how to fucking behave in a movie theater. Half of them act like they're in their own living rooms.
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Amen to that!!! I have a friend with a 50 something inch TV so if I need to see something on a big screen I haul my ass over to her crib.
Yo.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Never again.
I will never believe the hype for anything else after this experience.
I am not saying TDK is a bad movie, but when you see and hear the words:
"tour de force" and "performance of a lifetime"
they are lying.
TDK is not that kind of party.
You do to see TDK, get a large popcorn (no soda -too fattening) and kick back with your friends to enjoy 2.5 hours of mindlessness.
Loozer: MK saw Mamma Mia on TDK's opening night instead...
O/T: I loved TDK.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Uhm yah I went to see batman this weekend and it was very dissapointing. There was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much dialoge too much that it almost distracts away from the action scenes and even the actions scenes were borderline alright. I really feel that they couldof made it less talk and more action. Hopefully the next one will be better.
I'm still waiting for the DVD, because most bitches around here don't how to fucking behave in a movie theater. Half of them act like they're in their own living rooms.
Ya know Clarisse is responsible for $73 million of that so you'd think they'd give her some swag at the very least.
I tried to go see Batman this weekend but the lineups were huuuge so I saw Hellboy 2 instead (yes, I did!).
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
But how was Heath as the Joker? Jebus MK, DETAILS!
You didn't see Mamma Mia, MK? Your membership in the homo society may be revoked!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make