Everyone Knows Who Brenda Walsh Is!
Cops should not tell jokes. They just shouldn't. They should just spend their time eating Krispy Kremes and hawking loogies. Seriously, why is that every time I talk to a copper (and I do that a lot), he clears his throat at least a dozen times. Is that police code for hot gay sex or something? Shit! I've been missing out.
TMZ reports that TV legend Shannen Doherty waltzed into a Malibu police station to bitch about the paps following her. The cops apparently had no idea who she was. They were obviously trying to be funny. Shannen told them she was on TV, but they still had no clue. Shannen should have looked one of them in the eye and said, "Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? " That would have set them straight.
The dude at the front desk had to ask around if anybody knew who she was, but nobody did. Those cops should all be locked up for life. Everybody knows who Shannen Doherty is. We learned about her in elementary school!
The only joke here is the fact that the paps are still following her.
who the fuck is/was she?...i'm with the coppers on this one, i can imagine they have lives and dont give a darn or care or know who she is/was. Anyway, whoever she is/was, must have knocked her ego down a peg or two, or three or four, etc.
Reality show "star' maybe?? IDK.
uhh how can you complain that the paps are following you? she should be glad, because when this whole 90210 2.0 bullshit is over no one will care once again! plus if its in public then there's nothing she can do about it!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
cheers!
Great, the one eyed cyclops is coming back to 90210. I can't wait to see what d-list dick she starts beating in the street again.
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And I should give a shyt because......
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Yeah, I get it, she's a bitch (burn her! burn the bitch!), and she's a has-been. But aren't the police supposed to treat you with respect and take your problem seriously whether they recognize you or not? Have we grown so accustomed to police being assholes and selectively doing their jobs that it doesn't even phase us? Sorry, I don't see how Shannen deserves it this time.
Now that is some old mink. There wont be any "holes" left after touching a good mink. I bet, she borrowed this coat from her grandma.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
So any word on whether or not the cops ever found her missing fame? They should probably keep an eye out for her dignity too. It's pretty small. I think she kept it in a thimble.
It occurred to me that the execs who signed her to do the latest incarnation of douchebag teen soap probably told her to start making with the crazy because they desperately need the publicity.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
OOO
THE BITCH IS BACK!
I CANT WAIT FOR HER COME BACK TO 90210.
WOO HOO!
BYE BYE BRITNEY DAILY HEADLINES,
HELLO SHANNEN!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by DR.FUNK on July 28, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 28, 2008 - 1:37pm.
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I'm here to help baby.;->
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yeaaah, baby! You can count on me for a window dance any time, sugar bear ;*
Submitted by ricki lake on July 28, 2008 - 11:41am.
I know she hasn't been super famous for awhile, but I find it hard to believe not a single person knew who she was.
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The best cops I know have the best most batshit sense of humor. So if this story is to be believed, I'd like to believe those cops are hardcore secret gossip site trolls and were fucking with Shannen's head.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 28, 2008 - 1:37pm.
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I'm here to help baby.;->
Submitted by DR.FUNK on July 28, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Too bad the 'Bu cops did'nt recognize.Girlie has'nt done the best job of aging gracefully.Normally this ho' does nothing for me visually...But in this pic she looks like a world-weary mature Eastern European call girl.My boner is up outta' my pajamas now.I'd take her from behind in the window of a room @ the Beverly Regent.Leave the fur on.
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... From now on, Dr. Funk is my loooooove doctor.
I know it's been said twenty hundred times before, but seriously: If Picasso was alive today, she'd be the new Mona Lisa, then those Malibu cops would RECOGNIZE.
I LOVE "Heathers"!!! Favorite moments/lines: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw..", "Corn nuts!" "Regular or BQ?" "BQ!", "She'll have shower nozzle masturbation material for a week", "Lick it up baby, lick..it..up.." haaaha so many memorable scenes in there..and shannon was such a bitch in it..awesome..need munchies...
Too bad the 'Bu cops did'nt recognize.Girlie has'nt done the best job of aging gracefully.Normally this ho' does nothing for me visually...But in this pic she looks like a world-weary mature Eastern European call girl.My boner is up outta' my pajamas now.I'd take her from behind in the window of a room @ the Beverly Regent.Leave the fur on.
The Malibu police station is like a high school cafeteria?? Figures.
Since when do you have to be famous to get some damn help?? Shouldn't every complaint be taken seriously until proven otherwise? Lucky they were cops or she would've gone ballistic and beat the hell outta them.
A long line at the American Airlines counter. Finally, a particularly well-dressed man shoves his way to the front, loudly announcing that he wants to check in for first class.
The harried agent does her best, but he starts getting louder and more angry. He's blathering about his power and authority. She tries to placate him, but to no avail.
Finally, he yells, "Do you know who I am?"
Without missing a beat, the gate agent grabs the microphone. "Attention in the gate area. The man at gate 11 has just suffered a serious bout of amnesia. If anyone recognizes him, can they please come forward and help him?"
The man grumbles and yells to the agent "Fuck you!" And the gate agent calmly replied "Sir, you need to get in line for that too."
Shannon Who?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I LOVE it!! Go cops!!! HA HA HA
It is possible they did not know who she was.
Shannen never had that many altercations in L.A.
In her heyday, she was committing crimes, beating bitches, and yanking hair in Dallas, New Orleans, Chicago, NYC.
She spread the assault & battery around, like a true slut!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Awww, poor Brenda, how quickly they forget. She was interviewed by two Swedish fools earlier this year, and I was surprised at how down to earth and quite funny she was. Shame about the eye-situation. Does she collect benefits for it?
I don't even know who she is. I never watched that show she was on.
They didn't remember her? Isn't she supposed to be some bad seed? She used to be in trouble more frequently than Blohan.
WTF?
Rookies.
I bet when she left those cops died laughing too.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Has anyone seen Kizzy today?
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I like to say the eff word.
lol.
Sheeps, I wouldn't doubt it.....oh, and stay away from the Sheen thread- there's a goatfucker there, I wouldn't get too close, if I were you.....:)
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
I will always like her just because Wonky McValtrex got her sloppy seconds.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
A fate worse than death in Hollywood. But maybe this is a planted story to drum up interest in the slaggish remake?
Bitches better recognize!
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Swiggity switch it up!
lol, now that's embarrasing
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Wow... she looks almost decent there. Her crow's feet caked with makeup almost give her a motherly respectable look....
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I like to say the eff word.
Well, at least the paps still know who she is...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 28, 2008 - 11:29am.
C Word, if you remember, ANDREA is the journalist!
lol
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Haaahaaa...that's right! It's been so long, I can't remember...!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I know she hasn't been super famous for awhile, but I find it hard to believe not a single person knew who she was.
It was a crime for the police not to know who this famous person is.
BWWWAHHHHHHHHHH! I can't believe I kept still enough to type that!!
Shannon is such a JOKE!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
didn't she used to get arrested on the regular....and they couldn't pull her rap sheet?
I smell bullshit!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Bitch always reminded me of Alfred E. Neuman,
has those same wonky eyes:
http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.jpg
This story made me spray coffee through my nose.
XD
It's always funny to watch a big tub of has-been meat discover she's only worth .10 cents a pound.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Everyone knows this slant-eyed slut, whether they want to admit it or not.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
C Word, if you remember, ANDREA is the journalist!
lol
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
Submitted by NonnyMouse - The cops were probably just confused that a Picasso painting had somehow managed to walk into the precinct.
Exactly! I like how MK said, "Shannen should have looked one of them in the eye..." Because they would only be able to look in ONE of those eyes anyway...that is, without doing a serious head tilt...
Who was the source of this story - Donna or Kelly?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
hysterical!
now I must find someone to call veronica. not a cop though, Im too pussy.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
The cops were probably just confused that a Picasso painting had somehow managed to walk into the precinct.
that's funny....heehee
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff