Monday, July 28th 2008

More People!

First of all, you know those dogs went diarrhea in their shoes when they got home. Anyway, Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins. Having one baby in Hollywood just isn't good enough. A spokesbitch confirmed to UsWeekly that Becky is knocked up with twins.

These two have been married for about a year. Last month, Jerry said they were trying to have kids, "It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen."

Everyone is having kids, twins especially. What the hell are we going to do with all these people? Who is going to feed them? Where are they going to live?! This is the reason why I have to wait in line for fucking everything. I wait in lines to wait in lines. It's fucked up. Too many people! Export some of them to Mars!

That being said, congrats to Becky Romjin Lettuce and her man boy. Seriously, Jerry has a buff man body, but then you look up at his Howdy Doody head and it makes you feel uncomfortable. He sort of reminds me of the boy bodybuilder.

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Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 9:42am.
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Amen, sister! Although my two year old has been quite puppy like today. Getting into everything, tore up a book, keeps stealing my spatula from the sink and making off with it.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Celebs are a strange tribe. Monkey see, monkey do. The nanny industry must be booming.

maDalice's picture

Petit Tresor must be spiking Hollywood's water with something.

sonne's picture

Amen, MollyJones! A-freaking-men!

RazzleDazzleMe's picture

Yes, it's most likely IVF. But UNLIKE Brangelina, they're on record for trying for a long time instead of just jumping right to IVF.

Congrats to them! :-)

MollyJones's picture

**Recently they said they knew they were ready for kids because they were able to care for their 2 dogs.**

As a mom of 2, I have to laugh (and think 'just wait') when I hear people using the old 'if you can take care of an animal, you're ready for a baby' b/c it's a whole hell of a lot different than a puppy... can i get an amen from the other parents?!?

BTW, i love how they act like they were just boning all the time and now she's pregnant with twins, you KNOW it was IVF!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ineedmorecowbell's picture

Twins are the new black in Hollywood.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I'm taking cyber bets. $5 on whichever celebrity will be the next lucky IVF twin-maker! Place your bets people.

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Submitted by Parker on July 28, 2008 - 10:26am.
IVF, indeed. But I can't think of anything else to say because these two are so damn boring!

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Boring= a good chance at decent parenting skills

At least I hope so.

Well, at least they married first.

jaydawg's picture

I wonder how are they going to write her pregnancy into Ugly Betty? She's a male to female transsexual on that show so it's not like she can suddenly show up pregnant.

I guess she'll be sitting down alot and carrying big purses and standing behind large plants...LOL

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 28, 2008 - 10:19am.

Looks like ol' Vern really DID drop the comb.
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Parker's picture

IVF, indeed. But I can't think of anything else to say because these two are so damn boring!
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Spoiled's picture

Well, the chances of having twins does increase with the mother's age, and Romaine Lettuce is 35, no?
Sad that every time I see her I think of John Stamos, though...

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Looks like ol' Vern really DID drop the comb.

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Zedrie's picture

Ahh, congrats to them!
I can't hate on Jerry, My Secret Identity was my first celeb crush Hahaha!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

What are IVF treatments disguised as at the grocery store? Protein shakes?

I am so doubling my intake of Alesse. This is starting to freak me out.

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DeeDee's picture

LMAO MK! All Jerry needs are the Howdy Doody freckles. And wooden balls.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 28, 2008 - 10:08am.
I hope those babies are superchunks and look like JC did when he was a chubster in Stand By Me.

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LOL! I thought he was a cute little chubby buddy too.

I loved that movie.

Am's picture

Congrats, blah, blah, blah.

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TheBreakdown's picture

The Hollywood trend now is to have all your seed delivered in one delivery, save time being knocked up and possibly losing endorsement deals, and then having a C-section and plastic surgery all in the week following.

Runs in the family my ass!

Hear that J-Ho?!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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LoLo's picture

oh that child body builder is not a girl, not yet a woman.... but im sure one day....

thes two are borzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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madam s.'s picture

That child bodybuilder is one of the wrongest wrongs ever! That CANNOT be healthy on any level.

EvilShoe's picture

Twins are the new baby trend in hollyweird. You don't have twins and your out of the in group.

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KD's picture

I remember when having twins was unique. Ah, those were the days.

EvilShoe's picture

Last month, Jerry said they were trying to have kids, "It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen."

Translation: We're doing the in vitro route.

Imagine that, twins.

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yay! I love Ronnell, they're a better couple then stupid Brangelina

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I hope those babies are superchunks and look like JC did when he was a chubster in Stand By Me.

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KaosAndMe's picture

Ahhh..
the wonders of modern medicine..
that In Vitro Clinic must be very busy.

I think they're a cute couple. Congrats to them. Hope Becky gets stretch marks. j/k.. no I'm not.