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First of all, you know those dogs went diarrhea in their shoes when they got home. Anyway, Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins. Having one baby in Hollywood just isn't good enough. A spokesbitch confirmed to UsWeekly that Becky is knocked up with twins.
These two have been married for about a year. Last month, Jerry said they were trying to have kids, "It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen."
Everyone is having kids, twins especially. What the hell are we going to do with all these people? Who is going to feed them? Where are they going to live?! This is the reason why I have to wait in line for fucking everything. I wait in lines to wait in lines. It's fucked up. Too many people! Export some of them to Mars!
That being said, congrats to Becky Romjin Lettuce and her man boy. Seriously, Jerry has a buff man body, but then you look up at his Howdy Doody head and it makes you feel uncomfortable. He sort of reminds me of the boy bodybuilder.
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Some of these actresses need invtro because they've been on the pill a while and that makes it hard to get pregnant.
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Submitted by stake_spike on July 28, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I think they resort to invitro because they are too skinny or too stressed to have kids the old fashioned way. They live their lives in the fast lane. Some faster than others...look at Pamela Anderson rode hard and put up wet!
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Hold up hos! Anyone got a visual on the Stamos? Remember... one of the reasons they split was because he wanted kids and she didn't. He's probably dick deep in Stoli with razors on the ready.
Wait a minute... Why do I know this and why do I care? I need a life.
I also weep :(
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
SERIOUSLY?
THIS IS LIKE THE 2008 CELEBRITY BABY BOOM!
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE FUTURE THOUGH
I MEAN DONT YOU THINK ABOUT WHOSE KID IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH WHOSE KID?
THATS HOT.
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www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Women her age are only having twins because they're either taking lots or fetility junk or sticking themselves with IVF needles.
Good for her but having twins is like having a big sign that says "I stuck myself in the ass with a needle every night so I could have these little brats". And why? It's not like she's 50. Why are these women taking fertility drugs (looing at Angie Jo, Nicole Richie) when they're obviously young enough to have kids on their own. If your too ano to get pregnant, maybe you shouldn't be having kids.
And no this rant isn't soley directed at RR.
I will gladly marry John and have his babies.
Romijn is gone from Ugly Betty- or at least will be very soon....
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how will they write in the pregnancy on "ugly betty"? for inspiration,romjin lettuce can use the pregnant man story for ideas...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Stan Hooper on July 28, 2008 - 10:33am.
John Stamos must be crying right about now. He wanted kids with her and she didn't want any. Ha! now she's getting twins..which is brutal!!
I was pregnant with one and I was miserable!!
Good luck Becky...good fucking luck to you.
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I thought the same thing. She's basically saying that it's not that she didn't want kids, IT'S JUST THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT THEM WITH HIM. Poor John. Guy's still single and alone still talking about wanting kids, and she's already married and pregnant.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 9:25am.
Twins are the new black
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Then i am SO in!!!!
Mine were totally natural though...no effing fertility drugs needed...just normal ol twin genes!!! lol
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There must be something in the water....I'm not trying for kids for like eternity now. What's up with all these twins?
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Jerry O'Connell was a twin! His brother, Charlie, is a much hotter version of Jerry.
[edit:] ok, no. I was wrong. They're close enough in age, anyway.
Jerry O creeps me out. He reminds me of that Chucky doll. Romaine Lettuce is a POS. I will never forgive her for what she did to Blackie/Uncle Jessie!
I like this dude, but he's been D-list his entire life and has probably never pulled a chick as hot as her, so he'll probably be her bitch and have as many babies as she wants.
Whenever I see Jerry O'Connell all I think is VERN!!!
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Really? We went again Saturday night and the theatre was only about 1/2 full...
SEE IT! Bale/Oldman/Ledger/Freeman/Caine! FABU!
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Submitted by tweedlebugb on July 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
everyone is having twins because of invitro... lazy hollywood bitches
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everyone is having twins because of invitro... lazy hollywood bitches
Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Diaz doesn't have to worry, she could carry the pregnancy in one of her acne pits.
...you're probably right about Mariah... but just in case, do they make maternity clothes in 80's hooker style??
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Hahahahahaha nicely done.
As yes. That would just be Mariah not wearing maternity clothes but continuing on with her current wardrobe.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Twins are the new black.
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Clarisse! I tried to go see your boyfriend in his new movie this weekend. I even got to the 10:30pm showing an hour and a half early. There was already a line at least 75 people long. Go figure.
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I like to say the eff word.
Diaz doesn't have to worry, she could carry the pregnancy in one of her acne pits.
...you're probably right about Mariah... but just in case, do they make maternity clothes in 80's hooker style??
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Twins are the new black.
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Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
LOVECARROTTOP,
my candidates are:
-Celine Dion
-Mariah Carey
-Corteney Cox
-Aniston
-Cameron Diaz
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Oooo, Celine. Good one. I would NOT be surprised at that one. I do think however that Diaz and Carey are much too egotistical to risk getting fat just to hop on the IVF Express.
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I like to say the eff word.
Another IVF couple?
Jesus. WTF is wrong with these ho's that they can't get knocked up on thier own?
LOVECARROTTOP,
my candidates are:
-Celine Dion
-Mariah Carey
-Corteney Cox
-Aniston
-Cameron Diaz
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Submitted by ineedmorecowbell on July 28, 2008 - 10:38am.
Twins are the new black in Hollywood.
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Amen. At least these two waited until after they got married.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP - I'm taking cyber bets. $5 on whichever celebrity will be the next lucky IVF twin-maker! Place your bets people.
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Stupid asses Skankalina and Bradley AGAIN.
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Swiggity switch it up!
The only way she ended up with twins is through In vitro.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula - I hope those babies are superchunks and look like JC did when he was a chubster in Stand By Me.
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LMAO Glad for them. IVF fer sure.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on July 28, 2008 - 11:33am.
i was thinking the same thing. he wanted kids so badly and her career, she thought, was going into warp speed, which it didn't. then she leaves john and has 2 babies with jerry. i'm sure john is feeling pretty low right now. he looked terrible after they split up. poor guy.
and i totally agree with other posters. why can't celebs just admit they had ivf? might give regular people a sense of reality. lots of women are waiting to give birth until late in life because they think it's going to be a piece of cake because celebs do it. what they don't know is that celebs can afford the $$$ for ivf, surrogates and such and regular people are left going wtf?
Molly, You are totally correct. It's like not admitting you have diabetes... which is totally ridiculous! So you have a medical problem, so what! Spread the news on how you helped it! Don't cover it up.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 28, 2008 - 8:06am.
At least you could Bedazzle their shock collars.
why did i click on that boy bodybuilder link? Now I expect Chris Hansen to come knocking on my door...LOL
John Stamos must be crying right about now. He wanted kids with her and she didn't want any. Ha! now she's getting twins..which is brutal!!
I was pregnant with one and I was miserable!!
Good luck Becky...good fucking luck to you.
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Lizzybeth-
I completely agree! I hate when people view infertility as some kind of awful defect and try to hide it.
I applaud women (celeb and not) who share their stories of infetility/IVF, etc. By hiding it, you're just making other infertile women feel more alone. And J-Lo's comment is so ridiculous if she in fact did use IVF to conceive.
A friend of mine who is undergoing fertility treatments said that like 10 people have told her "Just relax and stop worrying/thinking about it and that's when it will happen"... which only makes infertile women feel like their inability to get pregnant is somehow their fault. J-Lo's comment totally reinforces that myth.
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that is nice to hear,, I adore Jerry since way way way way back on Saturday mornings,,
he did that show : My Secret Identity
he was cute and entertaining,, also he was cool in Sliders,, and hot,,
I'm sad to see Carpoolers canceled,,
good luck to Jerry and his wife :-)
You know, I could care less if it was IVF- as long as these people come out and admit it... and stop treating infertility as some kind of hideous creature you have to hide. It's a problem, I get it, but give inspiration to others suffering from infertility by telling your story. Don't lie! For God's sake... J-Lo made a comment to the effect, "I knew if I wanted it badly enough, it would happen." She was talking about getting pregnant naturally. What a bitch- because you know... people who have spent thousands on infertility treatments must have not wanted to be pregnant enough, right J-Lo? And who the fuck does she think she is fooling. She down right admitted to trying for babies for 3 years or so... and the definition of infertility is not being able to get pregnant while actively trying for 6 months. So.. come on people, you aren't any less of a person if you had to use medicine!
They're having a couple of brussels sprouts.
While the chance of having twins does increase with age, the rampant incidence of it in the celebrity world, their relative ease of paying repeatedly for such a procedure, indicates the use of IVF in a lot of celebrity cases.
Let's open the betting window on whether or not they will be boy/girl or same sex...
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DeeDee, don;t you mean a closet, not a kennel? At least a kennel would give them food and water....
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Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 7:42am.
True. But contrariwise, if you see someone who's having trouble caring for a pet, that's probably someone who shouldn't have kids. Take Paris.
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Are you telling me putting your kids in a kennel and forgetting about them isn't proper parenting?!?! Excuse me while I let my kids out of, uh, their room.
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I'm taking cyber bets. $5 on whichever celebrity will be the next lucky IVF twin-maker! Place your bets people.
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And I'm taking bets on which celebs will up the ante and pop out triplets! How about triplets of three different races?? Brangelina, are you reading me??? Get to work!
She must have been into Skeletina's stash of voodoo baby makin' potions or Maddox is hustling the brew on the streets now.
Rebecca annoys the FUCK out of me.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 28, 2008 - 7:57am.
Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 7:42am.
True. But contrariwise, if you see someone who's having trouble caring for a pet, that's probably someone who shouldn't have kids. Take Paris.
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
AMEN, MollyJones! Kids are a whole new ball game than a cat or dog. But, of course, these douche celebs don't raise their kids. Nannies, bodyguards and complete strangers do. The only time they trot the tots out is for photo ops.
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another successful ivf twin set!
Submitted by MollyJones on July 28, 2008 - 7:42am.
True. But contrariwise, if you see someone who's having trouble caring for a pet, that's probably someone who shouldn't have kids. Take Paris.