Denise And Charlie Are At It Again
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court last week after Denise accused Charlie of some fucked up shit. Denise presented a video to the court of her daughters, Sam and Lola, acting "strangely." Strangely? Were they showing affection towards her because that would be strange.
Basically, Denise was trying to say that she thinks Charlie molested their daughters. Charlie and his lawyers immediately denied that shit and showed video of the girls acting normal around him.
A source told Page Six that Denise only dragged Charlie into court because her reality show is tanking and she's desperate to come up with exciting shit, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous." She's accusing Charlie of child touching the girls in order to save her reality show? Denise needs to come and talk to me! That's not the way to get ratings. If she wants ratings, she needs Heather Locklear! Ha! Well, Heather saved "Melrose Place." Nothing can save a sinking reality show faster than a good-old fashioned catfight.
Charlie is planning to sue her for defamation and fight her for full custody of the girls.
It's getting ugly. Uglier than that thing on Charlie's head. At this point, I think the court should do what's best for the girls and immediately hand them over to a pack of wolves.
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Hallo Clarisse, realitee, Paris and all the other chicks who havent sent me pics of their nakedness!!
I have a PHd-permanently hard dick!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KrlDZ5Hkw
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:51pm.
yeah, i may have to pop a xanax and sneak in a flask because i get claustrophobic and acrophobic and i may develop imaxaphobia, but the s/o insisted we had to see it in imax.
LMAO what kind of educated, successful woman starts her "look how fab I am" rant with how much money her HUSBAND has? Women who are actually really successful all on their own don't mention what their husband does, or how much money he makes. Only women who don't have anything of their own begin with that as evidence that they are wondeful. All that means hon, is that you got someone successful to marry you, by whatever means you did so.
Do tell--was it a fake pregnancy, or anal?
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 28, 2008 - 12:48pm.
i only gots 2 degrees. but they're good ones. ☺
RealiTeeBites / YMAtT,
IMAX! Oh...my vertigo say, Nooo Likie!!!
It will be worth the wait though!!!
El B.,
Swoon worthy as always
*fans self*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Nice try at a backhanded insult. I'm fucking mother of the year, honey.
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In whose eyes? legend in your own mind ,huh?
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Are you going to respond to 'maybes' not being facts? Are you going to respond to collectively insulting the people here? Of course not.
If you want to pick a fight with me, we can go there. Bring it. The way I see it is, I don't give a flying rat's ass what you think about me. You're a faceless, nameless numbnut who can't back up their opinion. What are you gonna say? I'm a goat fucking child molesting welfare bitch who sucks horse cocks? I'm a jellus H8er? What? BRING IT.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 28, 2008 - 12:48pm.
croon it, elb! eddie's looking good in your avie.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 9:39am.
I married,,,a very nice man
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Weird, isn't it, that the nice guys always end up with the psychotic bitches?
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
El Bastardo: I LOVE that song- I have it on at least 3 CDs I have made...heehee
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
3 degrees = owning your own business and hiring cunty poo's like you guys to work there that go to the trouble of checking grammar,,
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Who the fuck do you think you're kidding? You aren't even CLOSE to having the maturity to own and manage a business.
When will I see you again?
When will we share precious moments?
Will I have to wait forever?
Or will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through?
When will I see you again?
When will our hearts beat together?
Are we in love or just friends?
Is this my beginning or is this the end?
When will I see you again?
(When will I see you again?)
When will I see you again?
Are we in love or just friends?
Is this my beginning or is this the end?
When will I see you again?
(When will I see you again?)
When will I see you again?
(When will I see you again?)
When will I see you again?
(When will I see you again?)
When will I see you again
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
R@ RTB, it's Jyna-licious. Thanx for asking.
@ Mrs. K got the same vibe about the Jenn's.
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And I gots like 28374 degrees, biotches!
Seriously though, I do have ONE!
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Swiggity switch it up!
jennz...aren't your joint and lounge chair waiting for you?
please go.
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
Ah, the token rich husband posting accessory.
A must have for all pretend gold diggers, no wonder our little visitor from youknowwhere relates to Denise, she's her idol.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:41pm.
i have reserved tickets for two at an imax theatre to see it this coming friday evening. i cannot wait!
Nice try at a backhanded insult. I'm fucking mother of the year, honey.
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In whose eyes? legend in your own mind ,huh?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT,
Really? We went again Saturday night and the theatre was only about 1/2 full...
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Clarisse, you lucky hwat slut! Twice? The bf and I haven't even seen it yet at all. IMAX theatres around where we are are sold out for 4 weeks! It was shot in IMAX, so I'm not seeing it at a non-IMAX theatre. I heard it was excellent, though.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
If the children are "acting out" could it be because Denise insisted (and got a court order) on allowing those children to be part of her reality series. Charlie Sheen did not want them involved and I think the judge got it wrong.
Denise Richards is a momtard.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
LCT,
Really? We went again Saturday night and the theatre was only about 1/2 full...
SEE IT! Bale/Oldman/Ledger/Freeman/Caine! FABU!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 12:35pm.
LC, the only biz this jennzz thing is capable of is something akin to a "mr. skin" type internet service where it can tell you (ala knocked up) at which markers in a movie you will get to see a little more skin. i picture it sitting there shouting "boobs and bush, boobs and bush" while franticly writing down the exact second that neve made out with denise in wild things. hee hee.
jenzzz you keep saying you have better things to do
SO GO DO THEM!!!
dayum!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:36pm.
if it doesn't apply to you then just disregard it. Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience.
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You insulted collectively, which included me. Then you responded directly to me.
Nice try at a backhanded insult. I'm fucking mother of the year, honey.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 11:32am.
some people wake up in the morning and smoke something fun
cuz they can afford it.
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I always wake and bake. I wake and bake, and then I make macaroni bracelets for Moses. But you made fun of my macaroni bracelets, so you can keep your fun smokey and I'll give your macaroni bracelet back to Moses.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
oh yeah
not that you twats picking on me would know
but three degrees pays off nicely,,
it's called having a well rounded resume,,
I married,,,a very nice man with a shitload of money so to speak,,
that's another thing that is rewarding about having three degrees,,, you attract nice men
when someone bores with a marketing and management degree you go for something different,,
I go to school for fun,,,
the more degrees the better,,
not that idiot goatfuckers could understand this,,
I'll continue going to school for fun until I get old,,
there is nothing wrong with collecting degrees
and you assholes making fun of me should try it sometime,,
exercise your mind,, there is more to life ,, just sitting around judging people about grammar and getting your ass fatter
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 12:35pm
I hear Avon is lucrative in Goat country.
Peggy Hill became a PhD in less than 24 hours, I'm sure the "Degrees" are actually the playing level achieved at the local arcade.
Degree 5 gets you 10 free game tokens.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 11:35am.
Show me your PHd and maybe I'll be a little less offended. Thanks.
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And I'm sure all it would take is a high school diploma to actually impress you!
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In your case, absolutely!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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you're just so clever, arent you?
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No ma'am/sir, but I can assure you I am one of the last damn people at this blog that should be accused of being a bad parent and I don't think anything I've ever said here would suggest it.
If your opinion differs from mine, fine. But put your money where your mouth is.
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if it doesn't apply to you then just disregard it. Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
siggie freud says "methinks someone is stuck in the 'anal' phase."
um.... good morning
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 11:29am.
Oh, please get off your high horse. I didn't call you any names. I just don't appreciate being patronized. Somebody asking me "Did you ever stop to think..." more than once gets me a little ticked off. Show me your PHd and maybe I'll be a little less offended. Thanks.
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Bitch, go pound salt! Patronizing? Yeah, but it's ok while you sling mud at anyone who doesn't agree with your pathetic little opinion. Damn, saying " did you ever stop to think" it's a nice way of saying "OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND "!!! ? You want offensive, I'll show you offensive.
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I don't have a problem with anyone disagreeing with my opinion--Like I said before, I just don't like being patronized. Looks like you have the problem with other people's opinions. Mine's pathetic? How tolerant are you?
"You want offensive, I'll show you offensive."
I alluded to nothing of the sort. Oh, and thanks for calling me a bitch. Your high school name calling is way too classy for me, apparently. If all you want to do is bitch at people, pick another victim. It's Monday and I'm not looking for my rare good mood to be spoiled. Once again, thanks.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Show me your PHd and maybe I'll be a little less offended. Thanks.
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And I'm sure all it would take is a high school diploma to actually impress you!
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
3 degrees = owning your own business and hiring cunty poo's like you guys to work there that go to the trouble of checking grammar,,
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Who the fuck do you think you're kidding? You aren't even CLOSE to having the maturity to own and manage a business.
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I like to say the eff word.
Denise would be more believable if she hadn't accused Charlie of every dastardly deed known to man. Charlie seems to be a douche, but I don't believe he's a child-touching douche.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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you're just so clever, arent you?
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No ma'am/sir, but I can assure you I am one of the last damn people at this blog that should be accused of being a bad parent and I don't think anything I've ever said here would suggest it.
If your opinion differs from mine, fine. But put your money where your mouth is.
RealiTeeBites,
Fur realz!! *fans self*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Bitch, go pound salt! Patronizing? Yeah, but it's ok while you sling mud at anyone who doesn't agree with your pathetic little opinion. Damn, saying " did you ever stop to think" it's a nice way of saying "OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND "!!! ? You want offensive, I'll show you offensive.
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So basically what you're saying is if someone doesn't agree with what you say and maintains their OWN opinion, they're slinging mud?
Nice threats, by the way.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:23pm.
LMFAO! Jennzz was gonna lie and say she had "a" degree, but then decided wtf? I'll say three.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I heart you.
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I like to say the eff word.
K2 I have a PhD...does that mean I can be patronizing?
Just because someone has a piece of paper, or doesn't, it doesn't mean someone's opinions are somehow more valid outside of the ivory tower.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Oh, please get off your high horse. I didn't call you any names. I just don't appreciate being patronized. Somebody asking me "Did you ever stop to think..." more than once gets me a little ticked off. Show me your PHd and maybe I'll be a little less offended. Thanks.
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Bitch, go pound salt! Patronizing? Yeah, but it's ok while you sling mud at anyone who doesn't agree with your pathetic little opinion. Damn, saying " did you ever stop to think" it's a nice way of saying "OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND "!!! ? You want offensive, I'll show you offensive.
Funny... everyone I've ever met with 3 degrees is so goddamn busy working they don't even have time to open Internet Explorer.
I smells a LIARMOUTH.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Oh for the love of Christian Bale, can't we all just get along!
yes, for the love of christian bale, i can get along. anything for christian. ♥
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 28, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 11:18am.
i'm going to go smoke something fun and layout by my pool,,,
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Get a job, ya lazy bum!
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That is my job bitch!
you should come over,,, it's after noonOCLOCK,, we could have cocktails and chill,,
hehe
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Well, you did say you were about to smoke something fun...If it's the good shit, I'll risk the wrath of Moses and bring you a macaroni bracelet.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I have a 3 degree's you fugly fatass cunt,,
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LMFAO!
Jennzz was gonna lie and say she had "a" degree, but then decided wtf? I'll say three.
which equals she doesn't even have a GED
and that, my dear, is pure poetry!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 28, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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you're just so clever, arent you?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 28, 2008 - 12:21pm.
My Cuntitutional rights have been violated.
3 degrees? Of what? Separation from a Goat's ass?
oh, snap. i'm roflmao! reminds me of something:
q: what time is it?
a: half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls
(maybe I should have said goat's ass!)
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:18pm.
RealiTeeBites on July 28, 2008 - 12:11pm.
jennzz's poor ass needs to go back to "skool,
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thanks cunt
for spending 45 minutes checking my grammar
you should practice what you preach bitch,,
like i'm going to go back and grammar check my shit,,
I don't give a fuck,,,
I have a 3 degree's you fugly fatass cunt,,
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As evidenced by your exceptionally creative use of the English Language. Bravo! I bow to your greatness.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I have a 3 degree's you fugly fatass cunt,,
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LMFAO! Jennzz was gonna lie and say she had "a" degree, but then decided wtf? I'll say three.
which equals she doesn't even have a GED
Submitted by jennzz on July 28, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I have a 3 degree's you fugly fatass cunt,,
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In WHAT? You can't even PLURALIZE.
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I like to say the eff word.
Oh for the love of Christian Bale, can't we all just get along!
On topic: Take the kids from both parents and let the Holie Mother take care of em.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 28, 2008 - 12:16pm.
God bless the moses macaroni bracelets. amen.
i'm lmao right there with you!