Denise And Charlie Are At It Again
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court last week after Denise accused Charlie of some fucked up shit. Denise presented a video to the court of her daughters, Sam and Lola, acting "strangely." Strangely? Were they showing affection towards her because that would be strange.
Basically, Denise was trying to say that she thinks Charlie molested their daughters. Charlie and his lawyers immediately denied that shit and showed video of the girls acting normal around him.
A source told Page Six that Denise only dragged Charlie into court because her reality show is tanking and she's desperate to come up with exciting shit, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous." She's accusing Charlie of child touching the girls in order to save her reality show? Denise needs to come and talk to me! That's not the way to get ratings. If she wants ratings, she needs Heather Locklear! Ha! Well, Heather saved "Melrose Place." Nothing can save a sinking reality show faster than a good-old fashioned catfight.
Charlie is planning to sue her for defamation and fight her for full custody of the girls.
It's getting ugly. Uglier than that thing on Charlie's head. At this point, I think the court should do what's best for the girls and immediately hand them over to a pack of wolves.
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Damn, 7 pages. Looks like someone missed their Haldol dose. Somebody loves of comma's and goats.
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Dick happens! - MK
Dayum! 7 pages on Denise and Charlie.
Move on up to the A-List, bitches!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
she is a terrible terrible heartless psycho BAD MOTHER BITCH. please, PLEASE hand them over to Charlie... that girl's a mess - fucking freak.
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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I think wolves would be a fine alternative to Charlie & Denise.
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There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.
The judge should reduce the amount of child support she is getting since she is refusing to co-parent, and doing whatever she can to alienate those girls from him. What a bitch. Sure he wasn't husband of the year when he was with her but I don't think he is a child molester. Seems like there is no evidence of that at all.
What a vile, pathetic excuse for a human being, let alone a mother.
This repulsive, mediawhore should be imprisoned for child abuse. That is what she is doing to her children by trying to eff them up and damage their relationship with their father.
She should also be in prison for making false, nasty allegations and trying to destroy an innocent man's life.
If she is so desperate for fame, why doesn't she give her former employer, Heidi Fleiss a call and ask her if she wants to join her in a new reality show where they set up and work a brothel.
Denise used to sell her body, now she is taking out her mental problems on her children.
El B,
You want pics, you get pics. BUT when we break-up, i'll get them back right?
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
what a horrible woman
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 28, 2008 - 1:36pm.
i have water times in my eyes at thought of what Jennnnnzzzzzzz has done to poor goats.
Moses can maybe give burning bush a message to tell lord on high to smite the Jennzzzzz for sin against goat kind! And that one snake... and the poor bull frog.... OH AND BESSIE MY COW!
She try to give bessie a breast surgery to lift milkers! POOR BESSIE!
In search of sexy avies.... LCT Where is Gerard?
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Swiggity switch it up!
Laila, no problemo. I'll search for another Godly avie to be with.
FLA, what a great thing to teach the village children. Please leave the goats alone. Poor goats.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Who's been giving away my macaroni bracelets?
I desire...macaroni bracelets.
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 28, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Laila, I want to have sexy times with your avie. Do you approve?
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LOL! Back off his Deppness is mine. ;-)
If he DID molest them then he wouldn't be asking for full custody.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 28, 2008 - 1:14pm.
In village we had monster come in a fux all goats in poop hole. Then a sign of spray paint on barn cave say "Jennnzzzzz wux hear!"
and we gather school chlidren around and say this what happens to brain when you sniff gasoline.
All goats in hospital inow geting butts fixed
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 1:12pm.
That good man, no sheen times with hooker faces.
Whne he marry me in cave he say, I love you till the day you touch other penis.
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But.. what if it's a goat penis?
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I like to say the eff word.
Hello electric screen chat people!
Taco Mom Times! You are so rich to use food for wrist accessories! I eat jelly sammie at this!
I have husband who say to me, "Boswalla I like women with no clothes on."
I say, "Ugg, you say things that i know of in my brain already."
Then Ugg say to me, " No touch times for women who no have on clothes for rod of love belong to boswalla tiny meaty hands."
That good man, no sheen times with hooker faces.
Whne he marry me in cave he say, I love you till the day you touch other penis.
I say then he love me till day i die in field like happy!
FLA, you make happy times in chest of self.
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I like to say the eff word.
can we discuss something really scary? that dead cat on charlie sheen's head is creeping me out.
Laila, I want to have sexy times with your avie. Do you approve?
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Swiggity switch it up!
i can send naked pix or nekkid pix.
naked = bare
nekkid = bare + up to something naughty
Submitted by Laila on July 28, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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Amen, sista. You get a macaroni bracelet. Moses is gonna be pissed, today!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Laila on July 28, 2008 - 1:04pm.
you, my dear, are spot on. a breath of fresh air and a voice of reason!
Submitted by K2 on July 28, 2008 - 12:54pm.
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I didn't think you set out to taunt me nor did I think I was important to you but I guess I am if you're gonna come back to play with 'me'.
I think the general consensus would be your opinions are without merit. But if you feel the need to twist that in your mind to validate yours, feel free. OH WAIT, you did, carry on.
Submitted by Laila on July 28, 2008 - 10:04am.
Is it me or does jennzz seems like a less articulate, more unhinged version of loveangelina, right down to the cussing and name calling? Things that make you go hmmm.
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She fits the profile, fer shure.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
ElB, I didn't realize I had sent you naked pics...hmmmm....must have been over the weekend....
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One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go; been down so long; I've been tossed around enough; couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff
FLA!!!! ((hugs))
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Swiggity switch it up!
Sheen is a huge sleaze, but not a single one of the allegations that Denise Richards has made about him has panned out once they got to court. The last time the FBI confiscated his computers and went over them with a fine tooth comb and didn’t find anything to support what Richards’ claims. I feel like she’s a hugely vindictive personality who won’t be satisfied until Sheen is totally cut off from his daughters. She’s like the younger version of the bitter Youtube wife who not only wants hubby to pay but wants him to be utterly annihilated. Having said that Sheen is no better. I really hope those little girls have some stable and loving adults in their lives, otherwise they’re going to be hugely dysfunctional adults.
Is it me or does jennzz seems like a less articulate, more unhinged version of loveangelina, right down to the cussing and name calling? Things that make you go hmmm.
Submitted by RealiTeeBites on July 28, 2008 - 9:59am.
you forgot best casting director, but i know you don't want to toot your own horn, so i'll say it. ☺
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 28, 2008 - 10:01am.
You also forgot the Pulitzer, you're so humble.
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My fabulously rich husband says modesty is one of my best qualities.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
I believe Denise to be a great mother, a loving and kind woman, a gentle soul that is misunderstood. Fuck the media for portraying her in a bad light. They all wish they were as beautiful and talented as the Great Ms. Richards. How I bow to her and bask in her holiness! If I could only meet her and tell her how much I admire her!
LMAO Ok, that's enough. I can't believe this whore has FANS.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 28, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I have a PHd-permanently hard dick!
oh. sweet. jeebus. i just came. post pictures please.
*Hands fuckingloveangelina a macaroni bracelet*
You earned it!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 28, 2008 - 4:56pm.
El B, you are the hotness
Did you know that the mayor of New Delhi was killed by a roving pack of killer monkeys, sans guns? I thought you'd like to know that based on your siggy.
Damn, whatta way to go.If i was gonna be killed i'd like to be killed by wild animals not snakes or sharks or 3-toed sloths or salamanders or any scarey looking scaley things!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
WTF is wrong with Denise Richards? You know what will REALLY mess those girls up? Looking back and seeing how poorly their mother behaved.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 12:57pm
You also forgot the Pulitzer, you're so humble.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 28, 2008 - 12:58pm.
lmmfao!
Hello Mr. PHD El B!
Ain't nuthin' wrong about some curves, baby...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 28, 2008 - 12:57pm.
you forgot best casting director, but i know you don't want to toot your own horn, so i'll say it. ☺
In my village times of whore mouth not issue.
When womens show signs of needing fuxing sexy thing to be complete on inside of heart, we take the women to the fields and say, " You not need to put penises inside your body to feels good about yourself, instead, YOU PLOW FIELD!"
If girls who sell their body for sexy pleasure work hard in field they no have time to make whore in pants!
Denise and Charlie should have plowed more fields and less humans!
for the love of all that is holy, please stop using the possessive " 's " when a simple "s" to pluralize a word is correct. damn.
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 28, 2008 - 9:48am.
And I gots like 28374 degrees, biotches!
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Really, I'd love to stay and chat with you slutz, but I am off to Stockholm to pick up my *7th* Nobel Prize, then I have to go to LA for the Oscar's ceremony...I'm up for best director, best screenplay, best actress, best supporting actress and best gaffer, best boy and key grip!!!
Then I will fly off to my villa in Chianti where I am producing prize-winning wine with my husband, one of the richest men in the world who shall, for security reasons, remain nameless.
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"I'm an artist. I come up with the ideas. Me, not you. This isn't some party game, it's serious work, and I'd rather stick a gun to my head than listen to your bullshit suggestions."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 28, 2008 - 4:54pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KrlDZ5Hkw
Damn, she was a curvy woman!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 28, 2008 - 11:54am.
Hallo Clarisse, realitee, Paris and all the other chicks who havent sent me pics of their nakedness!!
I have a PHd-permanently hard dick!
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Now THAT deserves a macaroni bracelet meant for Moses!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on July 28, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT,
Really? We went again Saturday night and the theatre was only about 1/2 full...
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Yep. It was redonk. I'm going to try going in another 3 weeks or so...
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I like to say the eff word.
I can't see any normal guy ever wanting anything to do with her after this.
She's doomed herself to a parade of mimbos, giglos, and male gold diggers.
So she gets what she deserves
But what about the kids....
El B, you are the hotness
Did you know that the mayor of New Delhi was killed by a roving pack of killer monkeys, sans guns? I thought you'd like to know that based on your siggy.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Deb♥
cant trust that day!!!!
UH-HUH!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Duh, I only have one degree. The only way I'm able to actually construct a sentence properly is because, with my lack of degrees, I have to hire someone to type my responses out for me. I don't have time to do anything else. After all, the more degrees you have, the less you'll have to work because obviously, when people HEAR that you have three degrees, they just GIVE you money. You don't actually have to do anything. It also exempts you from having to actually use your mother language properly.
Sigh, if only I had three degrees...
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I like to say the eff word.
If you want to pick a fight with me, we can go there. Bring it. The way I see it is, I don't give a flying rat's ass what you think about me. You're a faceless, nameless numbnut who can't back up their opinion. What are you gonna say? I'm a goat fucking child molesting welfare bitch who sucks horse cocks? I'm a jellus H8er? What? BRING IT.
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I think you're off your meds is what I really think. If you want to rehash my maybe's, facts, opinions then go back and re read my last 10 comments or so. You have an inferiority complex and obviously think I set out to taunt you. You're really not important to me. But when people open their big mouths without merit, I like to put my foot in it. I have to go for now, but I promise I'll come back and play with you later. In the meantime, go play with "yourself" :-)