Godfather Bono
Saint Angelina and her eternal slave boy, Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins entered the world, Brangelina spent the week at Bono's place in the South of France. That's where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted. Please, Saint Angelina didn't ask. She gave him a cunty look and he somehow knew exactly what she meant. Bono then immediately got on his knees and bowed before the messiahs. He vowed to serve them for the rest of his life.
A source told The Mirror, "They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they've become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono's humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."
Angie Jo wants to ask Jenny Shimizu to be her twins' godmother, but Brad hasn't agreed yet. Jenny Shimizu?! The source got it all wrong. Angie probably wants to ask Jenny ANISTON, but only to fuck with her some more. Angie is going to make Maddox call Jenny and say, "Holla J-Ass. It's moi. Guess what? It's your lucky day. My beloved mommy wants you to be the chosen twins godmother. It's going to be a theme ceremony. The theme is....GOT YOU AGAIN, BITCH! Blehehehehe!"
And I refuse to believe Bono is going to be the twin messiahs' godfather. GOD himself is going to be their godfather. Duh.
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If you have a few minutes on your hands, here's an interesting story documenting how hollow Bono's claims to sainthood are:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-400188/St-Bono-hypocrite.html
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 27, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Just when I thought this story couldn't get any more nauseating.
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I know what you mean. They do take the term media whoring to a whole new level.
Re: the godparent thing-I cannot see this happening as Bono was raised Protestant and I seriously doubt Jolie or Pitt are Catholic. Plus, I cannot imagine too many priests who would be happy that the pair are unmarried.
Submitted by Gry on July 27, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I don't think any of you people can grasp the concept that she's the first woman in the world to have a baby! Two babies! In France!
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Edmund64 and libraesque2007 grasp that.
The rest of us don't because we are all jellis h8ters.
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She should go to Mars with her 3 bastard kids and the adopted ones and be the Queen of the Brangeloonies. (Oh yes they are going with her)
Brad can stay and recover his hotness.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Lets all start singing 'We are the World, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better place, so lets start giving.'
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I must say: I do love imaging Maddox making all these crank calls. He looks like a prime suspect, fersure.
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"Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."
I doubt skeletina is hurting for clothes...and didn't she use to eff Jenny? right that'll go over well
Brad is such a bitch now.
god he used to be so delicious.
pukatronic.
I don't think any of you people can grasp the concept that she's the first woman in the world to have a baby! Two babies! In France!
And based on that photo it looks like she asked a crew-cut Robin Williams to be her G-Daddy.
Submitted by trilbynhiss on July 27, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Weird, I thought godparenting was a Catholic thing. I really can't imagine AJ being Catholic.
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I thought the same thing...cause any of their other children are baptized.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
What an ubelievable trifecta of do-gooding.
FART.
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Bono and Robin Williams--separated at birth?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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They are such ridiculous people, honestly I am embarassed for them. Holie is a fucking psycho. It's Brad I feel sorry for, trapped under the same roof as a mentally ill ex junky who has sucked every last inch of hotness he had left. stupid whore.
Oh...and her acting is abismal.
Weird, I thought godparenting was a Catholic thing. I really can't imagine AJ being Catholic.
Just when I thought this story couldn't get any more nauseating.
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It far more unbelievable to me that she'd ask Jenny Shimizu to be the godmother. She sold out Angie Jo to the British tabs blabbering on about how it felt to kiss her pillow lips (hmm that doesn't sound so bad as I type it)..anyway, weird that she'd ask her.
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