She Has A Lot Of Nerve
How dare Sarah Larson show her wax face around these parts. The Robot Call Girl should be in a classroom writing "I Am A Terrible Gold Digger" over and over again on a chalkboard.
It looks like she dyed her hair a lovely shade of bullshit brown. It still doesn't hide the fact that she has failed at life! She was well on her way to becoming my newest hero and she shattered my dreams!
Anyway, Robot Call Girl hosted a party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night. She told People that she's loving the single life and not dating Jason Statham despite the rumors, "It's working for me. I'm staying single. I'm not dating anyone right now. I've been focusing a lot on work and things are going very well." Translation: Robot Call Girl's agency knows she fucked up, so they aren't sending her out anymore.
Here's some pics of Robot Call Girl looking like an Asian robot call girl at Tao on Friday night.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 11:58am.
Would you care for a moist toilette?
It's not a ShamWow, is it?
Joe: Veux-tu que je suce ta quéquette?
Joe said merde.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
She's got Silly Putty skin
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:58pm.
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Hahahahaha! You crack me up Deb. I've said a few choice things in French to Sheeps on dlisted. All very nasty.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Aah, Joe!
Even telling someone to do something vulgar looks romantic in French. I think I have a gal crush on you...
Sheeps,
Would you care for a moist toilette?
I will never have a crush on Sarah Larson.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
@Sheeps..have you ever heard the Aussie slang word "dag"? As in "Don't be such a dag"...there is, the word originates with sheep, apparently (and not in a good way..heehee)
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 2:52pm.
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Mange la merde :)
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 11:38am.
here's my cheesy 80's pick. Video is stupid, but like the song.
hahahaha. Can we have the Hayden Planetarium vid back?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:47pm
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Yeh I like it too. I wonder whatever happened to Paul Young..?
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Joe?
I like that song. **scratching head but I am knot tat stoopid**
Sarah Larson is tat stoopid.
See? totally on topic.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Congrats, Mr. Pres!
You made it into the union!
@DeeDee Now I've got AC/DC peppered in there. Not too shabby. That used to be our drinking song, actually - it's really fun to sing when you're in a group of loud rowdy drunks:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Looks like she hasn't showered in a week.
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"Oh fuck off, I'm Clive Owen, that's mental!"
DeeDee!
hahaha.
Mine may not be big but they are made of brass...
Sarah Larson does not have the balls to pull off that looks.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 27, 2008 - 11:36am.
AC/DC? Therapy, right?
"Hosting". In gang bang etiquette, that's the polite term for the lady who gets septuple-teamed and has to walk herself home afterward.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:35pm
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Eek we're way off topic but who cares. Just move along folks if you don't like it. Ok Deb, here's my cheesy 80's pick. Video is stupid, but like the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M9HrFCVlWg
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
What Sarah Larson wishes she was and looked like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3geoXOdnJQ&feature=related
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I love dlisters because you can choose your friends! Here's my contribution. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
See? In one smooth dialectic, INXS links back to Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, stepdaughter of Bob Geldof, thereby sewing the past week up neatly.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 27, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:31pm
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You sure you want to do that Deb? Hahahaha! If you could just see my uncle you'd understand why I'm cackling.
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If you could see me...we would be calling EMS! lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I actually think she's lovely looking but vapid...and greasy. I don't understand the grease, there are ways of controlling that, sheesh.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:31pm
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You sure you want to do that Deb? Hahahaha! If you could just see my uncle you'd understand why I'm cackling.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
I have no opinion of her. Her dress is nice, but why is she all alone? No friends?
I am going into the closet with your uncle becasue it looks like I am a chorus kind of gal!
lol. sheeps, you take the words right out of my mind.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:24pm.
My contribution to the Aussie theme of the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXws4yClyng
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I do believe you've sent me on an INXS rampage.
Not that I mind, mind you:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 2:27pm.
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Yes the thunder being the explosive gas emissions after chugging all that beer. Aussie men. You gotta love them. or not.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Oops: Alt chorus:
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Main chorus: Where women glow and men plunder?
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
FOR EDIFICATION PURPOSES ONLY...
ya'll are funny...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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Hmm I'm thinking maybe of revisiting Spandau Ballet. I liked it back then, but I also liked George Michael, sooooo.......
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
My contribution to the Aussie theme of the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXws4yClyng
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Posers always look so stupid in multi pics. I call it the "because I'm an idiot" pose.
P.S. she's lost her "bloom".
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:04pm.
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Oops sorry Deb..you were referring to Men at Work? As far as I know they are saying "chunder' (spew, vomit, barf heehee)
I come from the land downunder
Where women.....??
and men chunder..
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Sheeps and Joe.
Since weekends are getting kind of dull I think we should start posting 80's music so at least we can listen to good stuff while being bored to tears with the stuff MK is giving us to survive on...lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 2:15pm.
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What has all the Aussie stereotypes? I can't find Deb's comment?
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
more like She Has A Lot Of Wires
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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DebfrmHell: Classic--it has all the Aussie stereotypes. (I always thought they were saying "chunder" but I guess not.)
How about some Midnight Oil?
"Beds are Burning": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1ZLqrEpXI
"Blue Sky Mine":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehTQIhw0-U
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 2:04pm.
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Well hi Deb! Were you thinking nice things about me? ;)
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
These beards need to form a union!
Clooney is very gracious, nice, a gentleman, blah blah blah, but I am so sorry...his whole appeal is more marketing than real.
And if he were gay I would not be surprised. But I really couldn't care less one way or another.
And on a side note, she looks like a broke-down, busted Tia Carrere.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Joe,
DOn't leave yet! I was thing of you today...lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
She so has BEARD written all over her. He's not aiming high because he's gay. Come out of the closet, Georgie, and date some smart men!!!
Ummmmm...ermmmmm *nothing to say about this twit*..back to studying..
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Work?? I'm surprised that word's in her vocabulary ... oh, how could I forget! She does have skills & is prolly the perp who bought out all of Lilo's knee pad leggings. I wonder who showed up at her party besides gangs of 21yo guys.
How is it that all of a sudden she looks part Asian? It never occurred to me before this pic.
Clooney doesn't date smart chicks because he always needs to have the upper hand. Someone with brains wouldn't stroke his ego the way he wants and could potentially lead him into a *gasp* fulfilling & meaningful relationship.
And Tera Patrick is way hotter than Sarah.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I agree with most comments:
1. She does look like Tera patrick
2. She looks like a gold digging party girl
3. Is all she do is party in Vegas?
4. She is surrounded by Vegas sluts dancing on the tables
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Okay.. That hair color REALLY doesn't look good on her. She looks like that porno star, Tera Patrick. That's who I thought it was.. Anyway, I was hope she would slither back under a rock after Clooney dumped her. Guess that's not going to happen.
She is stuck in the twilight zone in her mind -- for years, when she would go to a Las Vegas club.. she was wearing Forever 21 clothing that almost exposed her tits b/c it was so low..and almost exposed her punany because it was so short.
I am surprised she was able to stand up w/the chaos that filled her tiny little head
Somebody call the WEB Police. Sarah Larson stole the American Apparel Girls look.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
she looks like crap, and why the hell is anyone paying her to host a party? Life is NOT fair- you know she made like 10k for the night too......grrrr
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I love you is all that you can't say; years gone by and still.... words don't come easily- like I love you, I love you....
- Tracy Chapman "Baby Can I Hold You"
These wanna-be Hollywood F-list skanks slay me with all this 'work' bullshit.
Bitch, please!
Getting paid to be a beard for someone on the red carpet is not work.
He broke her leg and then left her so she couldn't even run after La Clooney.
A real slut would have had a lasso!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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