Surprise, Surprise
The mega dick bag known as Shia LaDouche was arrested on suspicion of felony DUI this morning in Hollywood. This wasn't just your regular DUI either. This dumb douche could have killed someone.
According to TMZ, Shia made an illegal left turn in front of a car at the intersection of La Brea and Fountain. This caused the other car to hit Shia at which point his car rolled. Or as Brit Brit would say "roled." Apparently, Shia was clearly drunk at the scene.
The victim and Shia were both taken to the hospital. Shia seriously injured his hand and will need surgery. Hopefully, he didn't fuck up his jack off hand. Actually, it doesn't matter. He's not going to need his jack off hand in jail.
Shia's passenger suffered a minor head injury. The victim is currently being treated for minor injuries as well. Right now, the police are deciding whether or not to book him on felony DUI or misdemeanor DUI. Either way, he should be charged with being a first class FUCKTARD.
Shia was arrested last year for being a drunken mess at a Walgreen's in Chicago. So Shia getting a DUI isn't much of a surprise.
The thing is, I am trying to like Shia, but he's letting the gene known as "doucheness" take over.
UPDATE: Shia is one lucky douche. TMZ reports that he won't be charged with felony DUI, but he will be charged with misdemeanor DUI. He's currently in surgery having his left hand fixed. His female passenger and the male victim had minor injuries including bruises and shit.
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Take a page out of the McConaughey book:
1. Stay home.
2. Get stoned.
3. Play bongos.
Or, hire me to drive you around. I'll probably steal your car, but still, I won't get wasted and roll it.
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HEAD INJURIES SUCK BIG TIME!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I've seen this photo on 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles. Got no idea who posted it up there.
Oh, Shia...
How, oh how do we teach our over-privileged youth a lesson when they get a DUI? Oh, I know, an absurdly low "fine" (which is pocket change to them), 86 minutes in "jail" (which to us is at least 3-10 days), and "community service" (which we would have to complete, but they either don't or shoot some local lame ass PSA)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Abraham on July 27, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Wow, how many spam messages are you going to post to this thread? And who the fuck is Snipe?
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I am sorry to hear this.Hope he can learn his lesson. Is Snipe single now? I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said he is in relationship with a young woman on that site now
WTF Shia? Still no comment to the media?? I can't wait to hear the excuse on this one.. "Bleeblah bleeblah respect my privacy blah blah learned my lesson blah blah I'm a weasel skank". Ugh.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 7:39pm.
QC, if you still get horny, you are not asexual....lol
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Hey that's what I thought.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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It's so weird - I haven't been horny since yesterday and it's been almost a year. I wonder what brought it on....whatever it was, I'm not liking it. The asexual thing actually sounds really good right now.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC, if you still get horny, you are not asexual....lol
that never really goes away for me, whether it's been two days, two weeks, two months or two years.....
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
*blows Mrs. K a kiss* Have a good night, love.
PSL - LOL. That's ashame that's the only plus side of my drought. I wonder...does this qualify me as asexual now or do I have to wait a few more years?
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
@QC
Remember tatala, you're good enough, you're smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you.
And with those profound words of wisdom I shall bid you all adieu.
SMOOCHES!!!!!
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
see? there ya go QC!
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
PSL - here's a positive: at least I don't have diseases, which I could've gotten from some one night stand. So that's good! :)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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Now you made me hungry again! Damn my self-imposed diet! *grrr*
And those are some gems your mom passed on, lol. My mom says that hippie shit all the time and I just look at her like, "Yeah, because those mantras really did a number for you." But then again, I've always been the broody type so......
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC, find the positive in the situation...it will happen for you....
My Mom used to say shit like "Two wrongs don't make a right", and "Because I'm the Mother- that's why"....heehee
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 4:15pm.
LOL. Oh, yeah my mom was full of great advice like that.
"Keep your sunny side up"
"You catch more flies with honey that with vinegar."
Whatever, mom.
If you go to NYU you will find out what rugelach is. It is a delicious little pastry with all kinds of different fillings. The pastry dough has cream cheese in it. To. Die. For.
Melts in your mouth.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
PSL, you're right - I could've gotten some, but it would've been with someone really gross or someone I wasn't interested in. None of the guys I like actually want to do me, lol....oh, irony. One day it'll happen again....hopefully by then it'll be 10x better than the crap I used to have, lol. Oh, and with somebody really hot!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 4:11pm.
My mom used to say, When life hands you lemons make lemonade. I always wanted to smack her when she said that.
hahahahaha
QC, I have gone two years before, if it makes you feel any better...and come on, you know as well as I do that you COULD have, but you chose not to- so kudos.
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You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh I swear it's true I was just about to say "I love you"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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Sure, we can do that, even though I have no clue what rugelach is.
And my mom keeps telling me the exact same crap about lemons, but I've been making lemonade for three years now and it's STILL sour as hell. Oh well, maybe things will get better? That's right, things will get better.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Why does my life suck so hard?
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Awwwwww, baby girl.
Come by me, we'll nosh on rugelach and schmooze, 'K?
That's the best I can do for now.
My mom used to say, When life hands you lemons make lemonade.
I always wanted to smack her when she said that.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 7:00pm.
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It'll be a year in August. :(
Why does my life suck so hard?
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Then get me a ticket on the bi express ASAP - God knows I could use some action.
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 27, 2008 - 6:47pm.
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Then get me a ticket on the bi express ASAP - God knows I could use some action.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 6:48pm.
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Most likely I'll be studying Creative Writing/English for a year and then Theater for another year. If I get into NYU, I can actually combine the two and I won't have to go to school for as long, but I think it'd be more fun for me to get out of the country for awhile.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Cool! Ahh, that explains one of your earlier comments. What will you study?
ONT: I avoid DUIs by staying home.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I mean, technically, the people who called Freddie gay were wrong - he was bisexual.
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No such thing as a bisexual--just homosexuals who can't make a commitment.
Though it does double your chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.
hee
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Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 6:37pm
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I'm trying to become one - well, I'm (hopefully) moving there for grad school in a year! I can say really cool things like "pip pip" and "cheerio".
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Those nutty Brits!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Mel-Tang, I LOVED him on "Even Stevens"...I thought he was hilarious....
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Yeh me too. I watched it with my sons.
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"..there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 6:27pm.
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But it could be true! I mean, technically, the people who called Freddie gay were wrong - he was bisexual. So, technically, Ed could be non-gay....I'll take bisexual, lol. David Bowie's bi and he's cool.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:09pm.
hahahaha. They used to say that about Freddy Mercury, too.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 6:06pm.
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Nah. I could keep tabs, but I won't. It's toxic, you know? I'll just relish in the fact that I know that everything you put out into the universe, you get back tenfold whether it be good or bad. He's got a lot of shit he's got to atone for so I don't have to keep track of his misery - I know it's coming and that's all I need. :)
And the siggy is all me (I was defending my new love of my life from people who think he's gay). I know, I'm in serious denial.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I bet you could keep tabs somehow?
BTW who said your siggy?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 5:51pm.
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That would be even better! Karma's a bitch and I know he's going to get his...it just saddens me that I won't be around to see how far he falls.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 2:49pm.
From what you've said, maybe the marriage itself is his payback?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 5:31pm
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LOL. I'm not one to wish bad things on people, but if fate found it necessary to have this happen to the douchebag.......I wouldn't complain. :)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
He's still my boyfriend.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 27, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Hey there. I found a vid for you for Aug. 4th:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=veArVcmEn58
This kid is fast becoming a pain. Sad, I used to like him.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
This accident could have been worse. I am disappointed in Shia!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sayonara on July 27, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Wow that truck is jacked up.
No kidding. I can't believe his passengers weren't badly hurt. They probably just sloshed around inside the cab.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 27, 2008 - 4:27pm.
I can't find any current mugshot. TMZ has a pic and vid of his F-150 pickup, which got mashed.
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Wow that truck is jacked up.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
he is my favorite. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Mel-Tang, I LOVED him on "Even Stevens"...I thought he was hilarious....
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I love you is all that you can't say; years gone by and still.... words don't come easily- like I love you, I love you....
- Tracy Chapman "Baby Can I Hold You"
I can't find any current mugshot. TMZ has a pic and vid of his F-150 pickup, which got mashed.
Shia I had higher aspirations for you... Shame Shame Shame
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Evil Shoe, it doesn't get better than the one you have as your av. LMAO
He looks like a Kindergartener that just got out of bed for his afternoon session.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
GAH I used to seriously hate him when he was on Even Stevens.
Then he grew up a little (so it seemed) and I saw him in a movie and really liked his acting.
Since then I have liked his "rolls," but he does act like a Grade A douchetard in real life.
The drunken drugstore thing was funny, because he was walking and just acting like an idiot. But
I can't support drunks that get behind the wheel of a car. UGH
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Tsk tsk Shia....don't make me start disliking you. You could have killed someone.