Move Over, Michelle Duggar
This is Alexandru Ionce and his wifey Livia from Canada. The welcomed their 18th child, a girl, into this cruel world last Tuesday. Yes, 18th. Ten plus eight. Michelle Duggar has some serious competition. Michelle is currently knocked up with her 18th.
44-year-old Livia's 17 other kids range in age from 20 months to 23 years old. 10 girls and 8 boys. None of them were twins and all except one were born naturally. Livia's got the Hoover Dam of coochies.
Livia said that they had hoped their 18th kid was girl, so things would be even. They aren't sure if they are going to keep having kids. Alexandru said, "We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life. We let life come." Oh, I bet you did. Who knew that such an elf of a man could have such powerful spermies.
Alexandru works in the construction industry and Livia stays home with their fifty five million kids. They should put all those kids to work. Sweat shop! I'm sure Walmart would hook them up.
After giving birth to 17 babies naturally, I'm sure labor is a breeze. Livia doesn't even need to push. The baby just stands up and walks out of her vagina like nothing.
Below is an itty bitty picture of Alexandru, Livia and their 17 kids. Their kids' names are (are you ready?): Ioana, Alexandra, Anca, Adrian, Raluca, Alex, Lidia, Timothy, Sefora, Otniel, Miriam, Simion, David, Aaron, Naomi and Filip. Their newest kid's name is Abigail. I hope they make their kids wear name tags because their brains are going to explode trying to remember all those names.
Thanks Monica
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Having a million kids is becoming an ever popular thing. It's some christian movement that I can't remember the name of. But it's kinda scary. To think all these uneducated, religious right fanatics are having double digit babies makes for a frightening future.
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People Suck!
These people are so rad they made my blog:
http://iamrad.tumblr.com/
(for more fun check out www.redplasticcup.com)
I love when people say they fuck in the name of god. I usually fuck under the influence of Grey Goose. Somehow, there's a parallel.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
They don't need their gene pools chlorinated, they need them heavily shocked, scrubbed, and backwashed! Then sew her legs shut and send him books espousing the joys of anal sex and zero population growth!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
YOU are the assholes. What the hell is your problem? Just let them be
Luckily they reside in Canada with its attendant national health care, and the U.S. doesn't have any part of their tab.
These people apparently have two brain cells between them, and even those are fighting.
Call it a day, people, and stop spawning!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Hmmm...the kids are actually cute considering what their parents look like.
Makes me think of one of the Romanian couples that hung out with my grandma years ago. Saying that they were horribly ugly would have been unkind, but not untrue. Anyway, their three kids were absolutely BEAUTIFUL. It was seriously amazing. My grandmother had asked them one day (had to know the old woman, she was a pistol) how two ugly people could have such attractive children. They had replied, in broken English, "You don't make babies with your face, dear."
Wonder if these two lookers are endowed with supermodel-esque genitals...
♥Hana hou, big boy!♥
At least these kids are not all dressing old fashioned and alike(creepy) and have names that begin w/ the same letter. The Dugger family and families like them are scary and creepy.
STOP having kids, you assholes.
EVEN?LOL keep until we get an even count.omg.morons.
This hobag is so fertile even her turds have placentas.
If this keeps up, Blockbuster will soon have to move the 'Idiocracy' DVDs over to the documentary section.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I swear white trash have a sense of child entitlement unlike anyone else. Them and the people on welfare, its like most of these people are fuckin degenerates then they proceed to repopulate the plant with their trash seeds. Its so repulsive. There should be a test you have to take in order to reproduce, an intelligence test, a financial test, a common sense test and a parenting test. If you pass you can reproduce, if you dont then you are beat. I swear its the only way.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Brilliant. They both look like retards. Glad to see the uneducated classes are still providing us with cheap labour. Keep pushing!
CLOSE.YOUR.LEGS. Thanks.
-the world
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by belle on July 26, 2008 - 9:52pm.
I'm glad they didn't stick to just one letter of the alphabet when naming all their kids.
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It's too bad they didn't realize by the second one - they could have gone for ALL the letters of the alphabet!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Lindalou on July 27, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 12:30am.
What??? The man has a real job that does not require them to whore out themselves and children in some crappy ass reality show? Really?
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Give it time, trust.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 27, 2008 - 12:30am.
What??? The man has a real job that does not require them to whore out themselves and children in some crappy ass reality show? Really?
**standing on a chair, clapping wildly, and whistling for the Ionce family!**
CATV isn't interested in train wreck comedy this season.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
To think they are fucking as we speak, eat, sleep, read............... *scream!!*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Snatch sanctions?
Anyway, Angelina has her work cut out for her if she plans on giving this fertile skank a run for her money.
And she has 18 children, and none of the kids have totally God-awful names, but celebrities can have one and fuck him/her up beyond repair.
I give her props for that.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Daddy should hang that 'thang' up. Or beat it against the wall. Stop using Mommy as a vessel.
Flatter than flat chested; guess the ultra perky personality keeps the guys lining up 4 more.
Shouldn't there be sanctions on this much breeding? *kidding* -But, good fucking grief! Back away from the peen and push yourself away from the table once in a while!
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 27, 2008 - 9:16am.
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She'll have 128 grandchildren to babysit.
What is this chick going to do when her *job* is over and she can't have kids anymore? I swear these chicks have mental issues thinking its their *job* to have all these kids and its God's will. Someone get the Prozac ready.
CREEPY
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by mike on July 26, 2008 - 8:38pm.
I swear, I'm going to have to learn to do home-sterilizations and become a reproductive vigilante.
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You'll have to give out free consultations, and that could be frightening depending on who called.
Remember that movie with Clint Eastwood and he was screwing that chick and she was yelling that she had conceived? I bet this chick does that.
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Dick happens! - MK
I call this pre-planned pussy abuse!
Her snatch is damn near detached!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Maybe they are determined to have as many children as they have missing teeth.
HaHa!!
Porky and Petunia have a big litter.
Oh NOOO000ooo -- The SEX TAPE is here.
Submitted by smoke on July 27, 2008 - 6:26am.
People like this make me tend to wonder if Darwin may have been wrong in his theory of natural selection.
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That's a riot!!!!
She looks about 60 years old
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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People like this make me tend to wonder if Darwin may have been wrong in his theory of natural selection.
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
I guess religious flakes are more sexy than I thought...
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Looking at these two, it's obvious that anyone can get laid. I hope one of their children grows up to sue them for looking like the kid from Deliverance, not that he/she'd win anything but a bag of dirt, from the back yard.
By those names I'm guessing he's Romanian.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
There are a few problems that occur, as a result of multiple births. Such as:(notfitforworkorthe fainthearted)
http://www.gyndr.com/genital_prolapse_surgery.php
Of course, it's easily treated, and one should pursue medical care, as quickly as possible, once the bulging appears.
Submitted by riverchic on July 26, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Why is it that the ugliest people are always the most fertile people?
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evolution is going horribly wrong. isn't is supposed to be the good genes that get passed on?
Really? They're Canadian? That's embarrassing.
That being said, I do like their kids' names a whole lot better than the Duggars' tres stupid 'J' names.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
When he goes golfing, he doesn't play 18 holes. He plays the same hole 18 times.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 26, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Lets hope God guides them over to the Trojan aisle.
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LOL or maybe God will strike her ovaries with lightening.
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By now her ovaries are probably waving a white flag and seeking asylum on the isle of Lesbos.......
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
So I'm supposed to use a sponge in the kitchen instead of paper towels to reduce my carbon footprint while morons like this breed just to amuse themselves?
I have a better use for that sponge.......too little too late.....
Bob Barker was wrong....it's not pets that need to be spayed or neutered!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
What??? The man has a real job that does not require them to whore out themselves and children in some crappy ass reality show? Really?
**standing on a chair, clapping wildly, and whistling for the Ionce family!**
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
way to go...after 17 kids these two haven't figured out yet how to have sex without getting knocked up! bright people....no doubt!
Kate Gosselin is probably yelling at Jon right now because they aren't in 1st place.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 26, 2008 - 9:11pm.
I'm sure there are some rockers and rappers that have fathered more kids than this dude, so he at least deserves some props for staying with one woman.
...looking at him I give him props just for getting laid
Submitted by riverchic on July 26, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Why is it that the ugliest people are always the most fertile people?
...well, fuck else can they do? read a book??
unattractive and not bright people need an activity to do in the dark that doesn't require deep convo....shit, that would be sex
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
haha riiight, keep up the good work big G
The Toronto Blue Jays could hold their spring training camp inside her vag. Cheaper than going to Florida.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He does construction work (doesn't own the company), she stays her fat ass at home = WELFARE!!
Great smile.. She looks like she BIT A BOMB!!