Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Stephen Dorff (35)
Rachel Miner (28)
Wil Wheaton (36)
Martina McBride (41)
Alexandra Paul (45)
Tim Gunn (55)
Leslie Easterbrook (58)
Tony Sirico (66)

Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 6:36pm.

I like Wil Wheaton! Happy Birthday

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by day shift stripper on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 4:37pm.

Happy birthday Gordie Lachance and Paulie Walnuts!

I always thought "Paulie Walnuts" was the coolest name ever. If I was a celebutard, I'd name my kid that.

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Submitted by Crazyness on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 1:17pm.

He looks like a drunk, homeless midget dwarf. Look at his torso. Wow, he turned out to be a big time actor, huh? :P

Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 12:46pm.

Stephen Dork always looks so nasty. Have a shower for your b'day, Stephen.

Submitted by meadowgirl on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 12:14pm.

i'd hit it. just for the simple fact that he used to date Courtney Wagner...Natalie Wood's daughter. he's fucking hoooooooooot!

i love Tim Gunn..."MAKE IT WORK!" what a fucking hilarious gay.

Submitted by Genevieve on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 11:54am.

35?!? Dorff looks way older then that. I ain't buying it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 11:13am.

Paulie Walnuts! awesome..
Dorff is so hot, but what a douche!

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Submitted by Ang on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:16am.

Wesley Crusher.

And Alexandra Paul was in Christine too.

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:54am.

he is kinda' cute

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:36am.

Sorry Stephen Dorf in personna non grata; Didn't be bonk Pamela Anderson?

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:34am.

SFW....Dorffalicious.
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Submitted by SpacemanSpiff on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:33am.

You could have chosen to put a picture of Tim Gunn here and you chose Stephen Dorff?

That worries me.

Make it work.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:22am.

Happy bday to Paulie Walnuts and Gordie LeChance!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:20am.

Am I in the minority but I think he's kinda, you know, Hit It worthy.
He's a broke, busted version of The Brad to me but still...

Alexandra Paul (45)- isn't she the token ugly chick from BayWatch?

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Submitted by xoQox on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:07am.

what a joke! Someone just photoshoped his pictures to some hot ones and then uploaded them to the online service 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】.. you know the site is a rich men seeking hotties site.. so he is looking for a hottie there!

Submitted by OliviaJ on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:07am.

OK I must confess a shameful little secret I still think Stephen Dorff is kinda hot, in a dirty scruffy way

Submitted by elegantlady on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:05am.

HB to that slut Tim Gunn. I lurve him.

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:59am.

I believe Martina is 42 today, Happy B-Day anyway.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:49am.

He either likes mushrooms or is phallic-obsessed.

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Submitted by xoobrunettebabii on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:47am.

Yum yum. Always loved him.
And happy birthday to wil! Stand By Me is amazing.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:28am.

Wil Wheaton... that sounds familiar.... is that Wesley Striker?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:27am.

Why is there an arrow poiting to his armpit? Wouldn't 'Smell Me' have been more effective?

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Submitted by vmbombshell on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:21am.

He appears to be a total asshole.. but boooy the things I would let Stephen Dorff do to me.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:08am.

I love how horribly geeky Wil Wheaton turned out to be.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:02am.

Morning everyone!

Happy Birthday Paulie Walnuts!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 7:57am.

Stephen looks like Scott Weiland in this pic.

Morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 7:55am.

Happy birthday, Tim Gunn, you hot slut! You make it work!

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