Saturday, July 26th 2008
Say Something Nice
Ummm.....errr.....well.....um....the colors on her t-shit are pretty? I can't! What in Jack Skellington hell is going on with Vadge?! Is she injecting roids directly into her face now? Even international supermodel Phoebe Price is looking at these pictures thinking, "Damn. Her chicken cutlets are out of control. Bitch needs to rotate those things." And her roid twigs will haunt my daydreams!
I hope Lourdes is leading her mother to the nearest buffet, followed by a 6-month nap in an oxygen chamber. Calgon, take Vadge away!
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'say something nice'....OK.. Lourdes' silver head band matches the shape of her unibrow to a tee and her moustache and goatee are coming in nicely
omg she looks scary! look at all tha vein..damn! she needs to take a sleep vacation or sumtin.
he daughter is beautiful but is that a unibrow i see??? dats nasty lol
All these massive doses of testosterone will finally give her the dick she always wanted.
Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 10:27am.
Something nice, something nice....
Ok, you win - I give up.
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Isn't Lardas old enough now to have that unibrow plucked??
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I like to say the eff word.
so that's not photoshopped? (dd prays it isn't)
Her daughter really needs to wax off that mustache, yuck!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
@"." ----Smooches, doll!!! Honey, til you look like you were an extra in all the Mummy movies ever done, you have no worries.
Kizz, I once had 2nd degree burns on my face from a sun-lamp when I was 15 and my face ballooned and buckled up and I looked like a FREAK (my mom, oddly enough seemed really happy about this lol) but I got my normal face back shockingly enough but if you'd have seen me...HOLY CRAP. FREAKSHOW! I cried a lot and figured I'd never get my normal face back but I did and sometimes I think it's a miracle of some sort because if you'd have seen how shitty I looked... UGH. Now I avoid too much sun but like anything there is good in many things as long as it's in MODERATION.
Madonna really needs to cut out the hard-core workouts. Her lean body might be a testament to her relentless regime but on the flip-side her body is also a testament of her self-hatred, fear of aging and femalehood. I like having little fat on my body and when I touch myself I know I'm touching a woman and not a BOY.
oh.my.god.
so when she's photographed by the papsmears after her workouts, she's actually got make-up on?
i'm totally with migraineuse. great pleasure in seeing vadge's full-on UGLY. man, i thought i had bad morning face!
Madonna is fucking freaking me out! WTH? Now, she is going out without any makeup on. She actually looks halfway or a quarterway decent without any makeup considering she is half a century old. And her arms look like they have deflated or something in that one picture. It is like Fright Night. Speaking of Fright Night, can she please once and for all get some grooming done - including her hair conditioned and dyed and have that jungle mess waxed off of her daughter's face. Seriously, how can she look at her daughter and not crack up with all that hair sprouting from her lip and brows! I bet there may be a little goatee there, too! LOL! Man alive! These people are messed up. I am going to start calling Lourdes "Monkey Girl".
OMG, she *does* have the beginnings of Wildenstein Syndrome. She looks awful. Compare this pic to the one of Helen Mirren-Mirren has at least 10 years on Madonna, and she looks 1000 % better.
Just a gruesome, pulled, artificial, plastic shell of what she once was.
Well, sorry folks, but it looks like the zombie apocalypse has come true.
Also, HAVE CONSIDERATION VADGE. You're scaring children for crying out loud.
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I like to say the eff word.
...Hi Joe!...
...do ya think maybe if this singing thing doesn't work out, perhaps her Vagesty could get work as a venipuncture arm model for a blood drawing school?...even a blind person could hit those scarey ropes...
...and please, for chrissakes, just pull a Bic razor through the middle of poor Lourdes unibrow!...and maybe get that mustache and beard while you're at it too...poor hairy kid....it just ain't right...
I'm puking.
For real.
what the HELL is wrong with her muscle in her arm? ITS DISGUSTING!!!
At least her face doesn't have a goatee of encapsulated puss pockets like her protege Brit does!
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@"." ----Smooches, doll!!! Honey, til you look like you were an extra in all the Mummy movies ever done, you have no worries.
(My copy/paste function has been curtailed, the damn leftclick button has crapped out on me. Touchpad has it's limitations.)
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on July 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Madge looks like she slipped on a wet floor and landed in a mop bucket of acid.
lmaoooooooo!
That was awesome. *wiping tears of laughter*
Madge looks like she slipped on a wet floor and landed in a mop bucket of acid.
Hey, kizzer! *smoochies*
I'm proud to say I look pretty damned good without fake-up and actually at my *cough* age I look much younger when I don't pile on the "Maybe it's Maybelline".
So this is what a macrobiotic diet and Kablabla gets you? Um........
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Well, from some of those photos, her "cutlets" make her face look wider than her hips. Scary stuff.
People of D-listed:
When someone works out and has the muscle mass Madge has it does change your face. A persons face get very angular. Madge is 50 and has definitely had botox/restylane but that's it. There are no cheek implants or chin jobs.
Submitted by Perezs Fired Stylist on July 26, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Madge has DEFINITELY gotten her lips done.
PFS, I agree. Her face is all sorts of "messing too much with mother nature".
EEEEEEEEKK!!!! Holy Cryptkeeper, Batman!! Damn, that bitch is haggard and dessicated. Soak that bitch in a vat of moisturizer and shove a fucking cheeseburger in her maw!!!!
Good afternoon, everybody!!!
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Lourdes is looking healthy...
Her mom? Got nothing nice to say -- Chicken cutlets? The body? Her legs? Her clothing? Oh, I guess her boob job is holding up...____________________________________________
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Madge has DEFINATELY gotten her lips done. She got the whole upper part of her mouth injected hence the expression plus she isn't wearing a drop of foundation and that makes a BIG difference as you can clearly see. Lola sees her around the house like this all the time so it's no shocker for the kid. Madge looks every bit of 50 here and the muscles are nasty looking.
Whoa...looks like someone needs an intervention...and a lawyer. The doc who did those cheek implants needs to be sued.
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The cheekbones are bad enough, but I smell a chin implant as well... Dammit I can't say anything nice! OK, I thought that "Sidewalk Talk" video from Kids Inc. was funny.
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It's amazing what make up does for a person without it they look like everyone else. Lourdes is a very pretty girl but she needs to tweeze those eyebrows!!! Better yet with her Mommas money she should get them lasered. I agree Madonna's arms look horrible.
she doesn't look horrible in the fourth pic
I had eyebrows similar to the girls when i was little until kids started picking on me for yet that as well...I guess she doesn't give an eff...good for her.
I can't believe that I used to chafe the skin off of my member to what NOW looks like the crypt keeper...
Back in the day, Like a Virgin, on MTV awards, in the wedding dress...pop went the weasel
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That is pretty funny with the headband. But good for her! It's hard to be who you are when there's always someone standing by smack you down cuz you're not like them...Maybe she likes it. Maybe it reminds her of Frieda Kahlo.
I know, I'm grasping. But still.
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Oh c'mon, folks. The "Say something nice" from MK is about as genuine as the "Don't click"... Do you REALLY think he expects us to say something nice about this hot mess? ;p
Submitted by mahaatma on July 26, 2008 - 1:47pm.
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Mahaatma!! Hi! Yes I agree, Cynthia R must be getting the last laugh here.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 12:16pm.
And I try to avoid finding humor in her daughter's unibrow, but the metal thing on her head accentuating it is making me crack the hell up. It follows the EXACT shape of the giant unruly brow.
Haha, I was thinking the same thing! That poor girl. I know she's still young and everything. but seriously, those brows and the facial hair are getting out of control.
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She is 50, after all. That's nice, right?
I really, really, really hate those cutlets. I hate that she did that to herself. Up until now, I always enjoyed her fug - I enjoyed the fact that she'd had minor amounts of surgery. Now I'm just sad. I still love her eyes - second last thumb.
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Lola's headband only enhances her unibrow. Sheesh!
...Holy night of the living dead, Batman!...
...could she have actually implanted fake veins in her arms too?...they look as phony as her cheekbones...Cynthia Rodriguez must be laughing her ass off....
Madge can say that her marriage is fine all she likes. One look at her face says it all.
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ill...I say this with my serious face on: she looks like the fucking crypt keeper...hands, face.....all of it...the kid just needs an eyebrow waxing and she'll be pretty in a few years
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The only nice thing I can say is that her skin looks sort of good. It definitely looks like she had chicken cutlets put in, though. Give it up, Madonna.
Did I oversleep that much? Did Halloween arrive early? Sweet Jesus! Vadge unplugged and looking like the Grim Reaper here. I can't think of something nice to say since this useless witch is finally being seen as she is. Sucks to be her!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
yowzah! the only something nice i can think of is make up and photoshop sure can do wonders on even someone like madonna...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
wtf? madonna needs to take a month off from the gym and eat some butter.
mmm...madonna's nose has aged well.
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Poor Guy Richie. Seriously. Can you imagine sleeping next to that freaky, soulless piece of beef jerky? Assuming they share a bed.
She's turning into a zombified Joni Mitchell
(no offense to my girl Joni!!!!!)
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
The assignment was to say something nice... So I'll say this: Madge and Lola seem to have a good mother-daughter relationship.
I hate Madge as much as everyone on this list, but I'll say that for her: she knows how to be a parent. She's not trying to be a "cool mom" and be "pals" with them (which is just a way to shirk one's responsibilities). She knows the value of discipline and understands that being a mother sometimes means being strict.
HOLY SHIT! did she have the same plastic surgeon as Priscilla Presley??? Maybe she went crazy bat shit with the BOTOX and now she can't even force a smile. Something happened to those cheeks though.
Also, what is up with the veiny arms. I never recall her having arms like that until she started working out like a bodybuilder! Her and Jolie are the only ones in Celebrityville that have those kind of arms. It's disgusting to look at! We know Jolie doesn't work out (she just doesn't eat)- so what's her excuse? This photo is shocking and sad. Finally, what up with the outfit? She's got about a zillion dollars and she dresses like a slob. Is she ever in anything aside from gym shorts and t-shirts?