Saturday, July 26th 2008
Say Something Nice
Ummm.....errr.....well.....um....the colors on her t-shit are pretty? I can't! What in Jack Skellington hell is going on with Vadge?! Is she injecting roids directly into her face now? Even international supermodel Phoebe Price is looking at these pictures thinking, "Damn. Her chicken cutlets are out of control. Bitch needs to rotate those things." And her roid twigs will haunt my daydreams!
I hope Lourdes is leading her mother to the nearest buffet, followed by a 6-month nap in an oxygen chamber. Calgon, take Vadge away!
Wenn
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Submitted by Perezs Fired Stylist on July 26, 2008 - 11:05am.
People of D-listed:
When someone works out and has the muscle mass Madge has
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She doesn't have "muscle mass"; she has definition and no fat....there's a difference.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
saying something nice--this old sea hag with cryptkeeper hands and veins that AJ is super jealous of made some cute kids. Lordes is gorgeous. Hopefully, she's taking notes what NOT to do to herself.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
whoa. the hits on this are gonna top 500. yeah, you can see the cutlets clearly. AND she put a gummy worm in her upper lip. yup. just look at her in "Truth or Dare." her original mouth was like a pie hole... no lips.
my mom is 64, and looks much younger than Madonna. Fuck, my babcia looks better, and she's in her 80's When you get older, you can't get too skinny, or too exercise-orexic--this is what happens.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
She looks as though she needs a gallon of gatorade and a nap.
Dehydrated, no makeup, and fatigue/stress is my conclusion, as to why she doesn't appear so stellar.
She has work-out clothes on, so maybe she just finished lifting weights? That'll pop out the old arm veins.......
angel, does "big fat douchebag" help? heehee
it's on Perez.
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
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Lourdes is rocking that She-Ra Princess of Power headband.
She has obviously hit puberty , time to get her a Gillette Mach 3 for that moustache.
My ALL TIME FAVOURITE pic of Vadge. speaks volumes about what kind of person she is
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
If she ever needs an I.V., they'll have no trouble finding a vein, that's for sure. She should let student phlebotomists practice on her.
@PSL:
"It's on the douchebag's site"
Um...you're gonna need to narrow that down for me, if you don't mind:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Yeah, she has definitely had implants in the cheeks and chin. For some reason, plastic surgeons like to do those. I think they look way too fake. It's plastic. If a face lift is done nicely and done in a way where everything isn't stretched so tight with no implants, it can look somehwhat okay. Ask Sharon Stone who her surgeon is. She doesn't look too fake yet...
if you guys want to laugh really hard, there are clips out of Paris's new movie...she "sings", "acts" and "dances" some....
it is on the douchebag's site....
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
-Tracy Chapman
@LOVECARROTTOP-- Oh yeah, I forgot, between the HGH and the gallons of multivariety jizz she's swallowed over the years, she's technically more male than my brother.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 27, 2008 - 3:40am.
I am with Fucking Classy, but we all know MK is probably doing what we wish we all were. HITTING THE BAR!!!
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That's when you know you got no fucking life. I've been waiting for an update for hours!!
Ah well. Anyone in the mood for some stoli on the rocks?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
(umm, that should be CHEEKS, not cheecks, LOL)
oh and, I think Lourdes is intentionally workin' that brow... intentionally growing and brushing them into that shape, and enhancing them with that metal whatchamacallit that perfectly highlights their angle. to me it seems she is using them as some "avant" fashion statement. (ok, but its ugly as hell?)
this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE pic of this dry cunt.
It speaks volumes about what kind of a "person" (using the term loosely) she really is.
25 yrs of sucking Satans dick hasnt been too kind to Vadge.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I wish I could go out now, but I have two kids...and by kids I mean a tiny puppy and a cat.
You'd be surprised how similar they are.
I wish I could go out now, but I have two kids...and by kids I mean a tiny puppy and a cat.
You'd be surprised how similar they are.
I am with Fucking Classy, but we all know MK is probably doing what we wish we all were. HITTING THE BAR!!!
Oh and Vadge is looking more and more like Willem Dafoe, minus the sexy. Karma has definetely come for her, and it came with a fucking chainsaw.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Imnotme - yuck, your nose keeps growing. Big ole BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on that. So I am going to have a huge honker in 20 yrs. No thanks. I'll be diving off the Tobin.
It's perfectly acceptable if Lourdes cleans up her eyebrows with a bit of tweezing to give them some form & definition. I highly recommend it.
As far as Madonna is concerned, much work is needed. However, I am not a miracle worker and neither are reputable stylist. Good makeup, hair coloring, and hair styling can only do so much.
Beauty comes from within and is reflected outwardly. In Madonna's case, you can see what soulless darkness lurks inside...as reflected in her outward appearance.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Goddamn it, MK. I'm sick of looking at this dried-up cunt.
Update this shit already, will ya??
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Jesus H Christ! What the hell has she done to her face? It looks like she's had bigger cheek implants put in, plus had her lips plumped, her eyes look puffy and weird too! I don't mean puffy as in tired either but puffy as in cosmetic surgery puffiness. and what the fuck has she done to her chin? Her chin was never THAT big lol?
Madonna STOP with the cosmetic surgery before you enter into Wacko Jacko territory.
Not a good thing to wake up to... Jesus fucking Christ!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Ancient Praying Mantis! Run for the hills! Someone save FridaKahlo!
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Exercising pointless futility.
Looks like Madonna just got hit in the fucking head—by life.
Must suck to find out that you're not so indestructible after all.
ok, people who say those cheekbones are not implants (i.e. perez fired stylist): you are flat out wrong. She got them a little before the premier of Revolver. There was a marked, and distinct difference in her face shape - most notably CHEECKS - that got their outing at that premier. Everyone noticed. I dont care if you work out 24 hours a day without eating one thing for two months - you still don't GROW new cheeckbones, no matter how much body fat you loose. (and, uhm, cheek bones are just that - they are not a muscle that you can build or define)
Also, she definitely had her lips injected and other "fat" sucked out around them, to give her the sunken look she has craved all her life - in addition to losing at least 10 pounds recently... mostly from the stress of her brother's tell-all book that exposes the real her, to the world.
All that, combined with those lovely vein poppers which her macro-Necrotic diet gives her, combine to give her that lovely at-death's-door look she no doubt loves, or she wouldn't be sportin' it in public.
This is what happens when you try to control every one and every thing in life, including Mother Nature and Father Time....
Proof Positive that you can't fool them.. or us.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 26, 2008 - 3:23pm.
My mom's 64, and had a heart attack. She doesn't look anywhere NEAR as used up and harsh as Vadge, so fuck the "she's 50" excuse. She's a hag.
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It's because Vadge has testicl...... I mean, testosterone... more than most.....
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I like to say the eff word.
Now ya'll know I'm the type of bitch who take up for women who workout but not in this case. Vadge (Madonna) looks like a muscled out meth head.
Ewwwwww!
Her bodyfat level must be 5% or lower and it makes her look sickly. Just look at how veiny she is in her lower arms. That shit ain't sexy!
I agree with joe schmoe, who said about two hours ago, that Madonna can say whatever she wants about her marriage, but the truth is written all over her face.
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
-Tracy Chapman
My dad had a consultation with a cosmetic surgeon. He was interested in having a face lift. The surgeon suggested cheek implants instead. He said it draws the face upward, lessens jowls, and makes the nose appear smaller (your nose continues to grow for your entire life, so the theory is smaller nose, more youthful? idk)without the completely stretched look.
My dad doesn't have chicken cutlets.. yet.
Something nice: I think it's wonderful that Lourdes hasn't had anything waxed. She's still a kid. I'd bet Madonna has made an extra effort to instill confidence in Lourdes considering she's forced into the public eye.
Submitted by mahaatma on July 26, 2008 - 10:04am.
...looks like a bad case of Olson Face to me....the main symptom is looking like you're sucking a straw but there's no straw....
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Crap, I'm still snickering like I've got the hiccups er sumthin! damn you.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
WOW, that's what guy wakes up to every morning!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
My mom's 64, and had a heart attack. She doesn't look anywhere NEAR as used up and harsh as Vadge, so fuck the "she's 50" excuse. She's a hag.
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Something nice...Tim Burton could cast her in a role and he wouldn't need makeup people for her.
Hate to break it to you lizard, but some ethnicities have more facial hair, others do not. And in many cultures, her appearance is quite beautiful. American standards of beauty are pretty much crazy....not every little girl can be a perfect blonde, blue-eyed Shiloh. Blaming this girl for her genes and because she isn't trying grow up too fast by waxing and/or tweezing, etc... isn't right.
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"My job is to make sure you do your job, so my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face." - ????
Ugh. I can only take one thumb at a time. I just did three in a row. UGH!!!
OMG MADONNA! EAT A SAMMICH!!!!
It makes me crazy. Seriously, I want to fly to NY and shovel food into her mouth. I can take her. Look at her. I could take her with one hand tied behind my back, muscles and all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
You know what? She TOTALLY should have taken a page from Liza Minelli's book to become a Trannitastic charicature of herself and court the gay masses all the way to her deathbed. Dumbass.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
That moustache is photoshopped in the unibrow too!
Come on, that girl is used to go to the beauty salon like other girls her age are used to go to McDonald's.
Do you really think that Madonna would let her daughter run around like that?
Ok. Something nice. I owe my good deed for the day. Vadge's boobs look decent and Lardas obviously loves her mom.
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Submitted by Predator24 on July 26, 2008 - 3:10pm.
I think she's trying to set a new trend. 13 year old girls across the country are going to go for this look. The Europeans won't follow along though, they're already a bunch of old hags.
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I for one am for growing old gracefully.
However, Vadge said she would have work done when she felt like she needed it (at least she was honest). This to me does not look like a force of nature. My mom is 54 and does not look like the thing from Tales of the Crypt. Don't mess with your face.
She looks like she's turning into a wraith.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
OT: but James Blunt is invading my front yard next week. Gross. By front yard I mean I live in front of the BOA Pavillion. I might have to jump of the roofdeack if I here that "You're Beautiful" song. Gross. I want to beat that fairy with a stick.
I think she's trying to set a new trend. 13 year old girls across the country are going to go for this look. The Europeans won't follow along though, they're already a bunch of old hags.
I hope I look like when I'm old.
She looks beat but give her a break, she's fifty.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 26, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Lourdes looks fine. And she's gonna be pretty once she finishes puberty.
Madonna looks better as a brunette too.
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I agree; I wish she had stayed with her 'Just Like a Prayer' look. I thought it was best she's ever looked.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
【trying】....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 26, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Maybe I am a soft touch, but it's not just the lack of make up and photoshopping...it's the fact that she cut up her face for the sake of staying relevant.
I mean it is just so spiritually unevolved and sad and ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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I agree, except instead of sad, I find that absolutely fucking hilarious. I guess that's what makes me evil.
It's not like she doesn't have enough money to just retire already.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Sheeps, haha, I just got that. You mean the weird headpiece. ME sllllooow. Beer is goooood.