Saturday, July 26th 2008
Say Something Nice
Ummm.....errr.....well.....um....the colors on her t-shit are pretty? I can't! What in Jack Skellington hell is going on with Vadge?! Is she injecting roids directly into her face now? Even international supermodel Phoebe Price is looking at these pictures thinking, "Damn. Her chicken cutlets are out of control. Bitch needs to rotate those things." And her roid twigs will haunt my daydreams!
I hope Lourdes is leading her mother to the nearest buffet, followed by a 6-month nap in an oxygen chamber. Calgon, take Vadge away!
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Is Michael K. torturing us on purpose or trying to raise the bar and enlighten us? Are we ALL so supposed to say something nice before he updates? CRAP!
OK. FINE.
Something nice...
Ahem, *clearing throat*
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Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 5:07pm.
...love you too!... * big gap-toothed hug* ...
Instead of blaming her for having the worst plastic surgery ever I'm going to blame this whole Look on the Joker! He's claimed another victim.
I came into this world to live out-loud
Something nice: Uhhh.....Her hair is kind of cool looking.
WHOO THAT WAS HARD!!! Glad I finally got that out.
Now. What the hell is up with her cutlets?! They look like raw cutlets, all red and meaty looking.
As for Lourdes, I have nothing nice to say about that bitch. Look at the unibrow and moustache on her! Whoo holy crap she's as ugly as her Momma...Uglier.
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That is all.
The ugliness inside Madonna has finally reached the surface.
I wonder if Vadge is suffering from Body Dismorphic Disorder
*opening lid to hamper* Hmmm..say something nice...
Strike a pose, bitch. Vogue.
Fuck. Dead bitch walking.
*closing lid to hamper*
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I gotta say that I'm kind of enjoying all these previous 'beautiful people' hitting the fug wall. All we had to do was wait it out and, sooner or later, they end up worse looking than us regular folk.
Those vain-y ass arms can only mean one thing: Madonna has AIDS.
...ok, something nice....at least she only looks like an old heroin junkie waiting for her next methadone fix...
Those cheek implants are monstrous. Why do people get that surgery? It always looks so bizarre and unnatural.
I guess I'm in the minority, but I thought Madonna was really beautiful when I was a kid (around the time she was doing "Vogue" and still had a womanly body). She's nearly unrecognizable now.
I won't make fun of Lourdes. I wore silly stuff like that headband when I was that age. I didn't have the same grooming problems, but... Fuck. I just can't be nice.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 1:36pm.
She is "the shit." One of my fav dancers ever. There's a Spanish video of the same tune that sounds even better (more natural?).
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I thought I might just find it but - do you have a link, perchance?
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Something nice?
Hmmmm, think, think....
At least she's not armed.
Lourdes looks nice though, frightened but nice.
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Something nice.... She has a wonderful hourglass figure. I love a woman whose veins look like earthworms crawling under her skin. I love it when all air is being sucked out of a humans anus making their cheekbones protrude. Lourdes should be cast in the next Neverending Story, sanse the unibrow.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
She was never a classically pretty woman or even a very attractive woman even in her heyday. She was all makeup, provocative clothes and moves.
Her plastic surgery coupled with being underweight makes her look realllly bad. She's way past her best before date and should take all her money bags and retire.
What is it with these idiotic celebrities and the awful plastic surgery???? Most of them look so stupid - can't they see that?
Damn, did she forget to put in her dentures before going out???
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Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 1:36pm.
She is "the shit." One of my fav dancers ever. There's a Spanish video of the same tune that sounds even better (more natural?).
Say something nice? Well, it confirms my belief that karma comes back tenfold.
I admire her as a saavy business woman but she has an evil heart. To ruin lives to sell a few concert tickets is far from any religious teaching I know. What a wonderful example you are setting for your children.
Submitted by donkeylaugh on July 26, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Hoooooly hell. I feel sorry for her daughter, because watching your mother self-destruct in a blaze of silicon and a flutter of blades cannot be good or fun.
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Trudat.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Here's a Shakira vid in English with an imitation Paris as her nemesis:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_QQOGLdOCo
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Fun! Is Shakira the shit or what?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
All I can hear right now is the first two words Chris Tucker says on the Michael Jackson track "You Rock My World"...
--thanks awfully--
Hoooooly hell. I feel sorry for her daughter, because watching your mother self-destruct in a blaze of silicon and a flutter of blades cannot be good or fun.
Ordinarily, I can write these things off as speculation, but she looks like she can't move her face, and that's sad. Women who age naturally are beautiful, what's the deal with people doing this crap to themselves? It's awful.
And I'm not going to bash on Lourdes for the lip hair or the eyebrows- she's gorgeous either way, and she definitely doesn't need to be sent down the path of least resemblance to a human being. She's got plenty of time to worry about plucking; for now, she probably spends all her time worrying about her mother!
Lourdes is beautiful.
Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway.
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I love that! 40 years old here but I still feel like I am 18 and my parents are on vacation and I have the house to myself. ;)
Submitted by Gry on July 26, 2008 - 1:24pm.
All these massive doses of testosterone will finally give her the dick she always wanted.
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lol! priceless
Damn. A kid with a monobrow should not be wearing that metal headband.
Unless.....is that like orthodonture for monobrows? Brow braces?
Submitted by Night Owl on July 26, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Dammit Night Owl!!!!!
You're good enough, you're smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you....hee hee hee
Tatala, I am old, 53, I have been there and done that.
Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Sheeps, I like that song- I have it....
"Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal".......love that line..
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
Sorry, she's about 15 years younger than Cher..And yet she looks the same age, if not older! She's never gonna make it to that status. She's already heading into jokedom rather than stardom. It's like the more she tries to deny her age, the more apparent it becomes. At least Cher reinvented herself every 10 years. Madonna, just looks pathetic by trying to keep up with the kids, rather then setting a trend herself.
Something nice: She's got a tolerant hubby and her kids seem cool.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I am drop dead gorgeous and anybody who doesn't think so can kiss my ass.
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Yay for you! Seriously. Probably TMI but I recently split with the husband, I guess I just have to be confident in myself and not try to compete with stick thin 20 year olds. I have more brains and personality than most of them. :) Okay, now I am getting too Stuart Smalley here.
Submitted by starsign on July 26, 2008 - 3:36pm.
ITA. It looks as though she had a lot of work done at once. There appears to be bruising underneath her eyebrows, as if she had an eyelift. Her throat looks bruised as well, and in the second thumbnail, her jaw seems bruised with what looks like a small incision. She had some throat wattle before, I don't even know if there's a surgery for that but if there is, she would be one to get it. And it defintely looks like she got new cheek implants and lip injections.
I do think that she's wearing makeup, at least some pretty heavy duty foundation to cover up a whole lot of bruising. It will be interesting to see what she looks like in a few days after the swelling goes down. Just my opinion, though.
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Holy crimony. What happened? Did someone just beat her up? Is that a homeless person? She looks like she just got mugged. Somebody call the police.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Here's a Shakira vid in English with an imitation Paris as her nemesis:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_QQOGLdOCo
hey angel, everyone has diff taste- it looks horrible to me......Madonna looks like she could be in that movie, looking at her here.
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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch
that the beauty ideals I am feeling like crap for not living up to are FAKE. Fake fake fake!"
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I do not feel like crap for not living up to fake beauty ideals.
I am drop dead gorgeous and anybody who doesn't think so can kiss my ass.
Attitude is everything.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
@PSL:
Ruh Roh. Don't judge, ok? Cuz I would totally watch that shit and like it. Paris is trashtastic of course, but it makes more sense in that environment.
It's great that he's got her "walking the catwalk" and posing. There was a scary second there when I thought she might start dancing but WHEW! They edited that out!
And I wonder, too, how many times he decided to cut her lines. He's got her singing in short bursts and you can hear at the end of every one that she's about to make you want to slap her silent. And then someone else sings. Brilliant!
In the Dark Land of Lord and Lady Neo-Goth-Ho she would be the HUGEST joke.
I would seriously like to see this movie in an art house with a bunch of Gothed-out college students. Really, I would.
Obviously, this was supposed to be the New Age Rocky Horror and, also obviously, it's not nearly good enough.
ONT: MADONNA, STOP IT! STOP BEING A PUSSY AND EAT A DAMN SAMMICH!
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Miss American Dream.
She's nothing but implants and gristle at this point. She looks like the formaldehyde-soaked, dehydrated clams we dissected in high school.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Something nice: I think it's wonderful that Lourdes hasn't had anything waxed. She's still a kid. I'd bet Madonna has made an extra effort to instill confidence in Lourdes considering she's forced into the public eye.
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Absolutely.
I am not a Vadge fan, but I do think she wants Lourdes to have a childhood. There is more than enough time for Lourdes to obsess about her looks and lament that she isn't perfect. It is not something a 12-year old should be worried about.
Anyhoo, I saw the hirsute thing in person, up close and personal, a couple of years ago and she was gorgeous.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
What the fuck is that with her arm in the main photo, is that a muscle???
Say something nice.........Umm, her roots aren't that creepy in these photos?
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Dick happens! - MK
"Guess I'm just evil, because these pictures don't make me feel the least bit sad. I'm delighted to see how ugly some celebrities are without makeup and photoshopping. It makes me realize something I already know, but nevertheless need reminding constantly: that the beauty ideals I am feeling like crap for not living up to are FAKE. Fake fake fake!"
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AMEN, sing it sister! I feel the same way.
HI Guys! Those cheeks are implants, Madonna has been working out like crazy for years, and has had this boy's figure for a while, I cannot see how the working out would have, only in the last 6 months, changed the sqare shape of her face (now is heart shaped). I do not believe she had a chin implant. Just an eye job, lip plump and the Cheecks. And her face looks like a fish out of water.
I wonder if at the Kaballah center she has exercise equipment cause she looks like she just came out of the gym, not just out of church. ____________________________________________
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what is the creature that wears its circulatory system outside of its body? extra-skelator. madonna-vador.
mahaatma! that was nasty! eeeuuwwwwww....lol
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Baby can I hold you tonight; maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
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Once she gets rid of than excess hair, Lourdes is going to be stunning.
Submitted by mahaatma on July 26, 2008 - 1:05pm.
I accidentally saw her snatch and it had Bob Marley dreadlocks which parted in the middle and hung halfway to her knees.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. She needed a "Jamaican"?
vag has more veins than a west virginia coal mine, and looks worse
....I agree that some ethnicities have more facial hair and judge beauty differently than us...when my Mexican friend was having a baby I accidentally saw her snatch and it had Bob Marley dreadlocks which parted in the middle and hung halfway to her knees...her doctor joked that he needed to get his weedwacker to "cut through the brush"....maybe some guys find this sexy, but my retinas are still burnt out...I will never forget that "beast" as long as I live....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 3:53pm.
angel, does "big fat douchebag" help? heehee
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Why yes! Yes it does! ;P
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Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on July 26, 2008 - 12:52pm.
She has obviously hit puberty , time to get her a Gillette Mach 3 for that moustache.
May not handle it. Perhaps a gas-powered hedge trimmer?
Yikes, what a skank.