Saturday, July 26th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Vince - The crackhead from the ShamWow commercials - In case you're wondering, those shit rags don't work! Surprising, I know. Click here to read a review
For Brittany
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This bitch needs to meet Billy Mays from the Zorbeez commercial:
https://www.buyzorbeez.com/spark/index.php
He knows how to yell at your ass and sell you something like no one else!
That cola demonstration is a total lie. He pours the cola on the carpet patch and you see a big pool of it leaking underneath. Well, when he reaches to get the ShamWow, the pool underneath is gone and there is now neat little round spot of cola on the carpet. Notice how in the beginning of the commercial, he has a ShamWoW in his hand, and it's full of liquid and you didn't notice? Well if you watch him plop the ShamWoW down on the carpet patch during the faked cola demo, you'll notice that it's already full of liquid too, hence the "50% of cola is already here" schtick. Total BS, "realtime" my ass.
I saw a funny site about carnies and circus people @ goodmagic.com/carny/ciazarn.htm . And no, it's not a dating site for underage prostitutes looking to steal your money through an illegal phishing website! Mostly just funny lingo. I bet ol' Vince of the famous White Nostril Carnie Clan knows ALL the lingo. I just have a twisted spot for carnies because my gfather ran the coliseum where they held the state fair and concerts. He loathed carnies and said they are almost all crooks and scam artists! I just loved getting free tix and stuffed animals to later manipulate friends with!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
When I was a kid, I would watch all of the infomercials and try to get my mom to buy the stuff. She bought this spongy type of mop from there, and in the commercial they pour ketchup, mustard and a bunch of other crap on the floor and mop it right up so effortlessly. So of course, I had to try that at home. Mom was pissed, and it didn't work like in the commercial.
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Angel_i: Old flannel sheets cut up work well too. I went online when I had some worn out flannels to see what I could do with them, and there were actually people who made their own menstrual napkins and diapers out of old flannels. I don't go that far, but I did cut them to fit my Swiffer and use them to clean my laminate flooring.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 26, 2008 - 11:25am.
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Isn't that handheld? That seems like it would be cumbersome.
I'm all for any way to clean that doesn't involve harsh chemicals. That's why I love the magic eraser. It's just WOW! **cheesy smile** WOW!
Submitted by shandi on July 26, 2008 - 11:18am.
"I went to the link MK posted and one of the posters commented the same thing. Basically it is a sham - wow."
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. Sham? Wow! and their meth-faced spokesman aren't getting my money anytime soon, or ever.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 10:53am.
Okay, look, it's just not normal to get that excited over a cleaning product.
Though I will say Mr. Clean Magic Erasers kinda make me feel like that. But at least I didn't say it on video.
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I never get excited about these things but I did see a infomerical for a Monster Steam Cleaner and wanted one real bad. I ended up getting the Shark Hard Surface Steam Cleaner, that thing rocks!
I have a couple thousand square ft of tile, I hate mopping it, this thing is awesome for it.
The Uber Carnie Barker from Hell! "ShamWow! You'll be saying Sham every time!" Now that he's on the radar somewhat, it will be funny when we see him in the back of a squad car after he nearly kills a fellow carnie in a dispute over crystal!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
And - Hel-LO!
Rags, folks. Old towels, socks, t-shirts, washcloths can be found in a variety of sizes and textures for washing, drying, spills, whatever!
A simple bucket in a remote area of your home (i keep mine under the kitchen sink) can store them until laundry day.
I have this most amazing thing, too. It's from the dollar store and it's supposed to dry your hair superfast if you wear it. It doesn't.
What is DOES do is wipe the kitchen and bathroom taps between cleanins without leaving streaks or residue (what?!? I like shiny taps!).
I've had the same 20 rolls (ok 17 now) of paper towels for the last years. Save a tree!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
MK: I'm disappointed my suggestion for Flo the Progressive Auto Insurance spokeswhore and her big tricked out name tag didn't make the cut. At least she's not selling a sham product, and her commercials are entertaining.
ShamWOW Vince kinda reminds me of a hyped-up Willem Dafoe who snorted some lines before going on camera.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by LunaChick on July 26, 2008 - 9:00am.
"This commercial always annoys me because you can see that it is spliced, just after he pours the soda on the carpet square. "
I went to the link MK posted and one of the posters commented the same thing. Basically it is a sham - wow.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by LunaChick on July 26, 2008 - 11:00am.
This commercial always annoys me because you can see that it is spliced, just after he pours the soda on the carpet square.
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That's so funny. I JUST read this post from the review:
Karen said...
I feel so much better knowing I'm not the only gullable person who bought those. I think those commercials are spliced because my carpet wasn't dry after blotting up a spill. I hate to admit it but I purposely poured water on a small area in my dining room to prove to my husband that I spent $20 on something worthwile.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
This commercial always annoys me because you can see that it is spliced, just after he pours the soda on the carpet square.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
can't see the vid at work, but i've seen the commercial and i feel compelled to buy a shamwow and use it to towel off a dog...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Well, "sham" is right there in the name. Equally as dumb as ShamWow are half-sized paper towels. I usually end up ripping off 3 half-sized squares, thereby increasing my selfish destruction of old-growth redwoods.
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"All I can say is WOW. WOW!"
Okay, look, it's just not normal to get that excited over a cleaning product.
Though I will say Mr. Clean Magic Erasers kinda make me feel like that. But at least I didn't say it on video.
PETA is NOT going to be pleased with the part where they ShamWow that dog.
My friend and I maintain that Vince is the crackhead version of Johnny Knoxville.
"BEWARE OF SHAMWOW IMITATORS!"
LOL.
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My favorite disphit, spew-spouter is the guy hawking the "get larger" pills with his pimped out ho's to back him up. I sooooooo want to kick that guy in the nuts. -And, why oh whyyyyyy does he have to come on late at night when I have insomnia? No fair!
He ain't no Billy Mays!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
holy shit, i'm glad i'm not the only one obsessed with this guy. i have the website bookmarked. it's especially awesome when you're high. i almost bought them so thanks for the review michael.
WTF does he think he is??? the Kaboom! Guy?? *spit* he ain't got nothing on Mr Kaboom!
That being said, Mr Kaboom! is selling his "all natural Energy Pills", that allegedly give him the energy to scream into your TV until your head explodes. I already ordered them. I didn't know Speed was so easy (and legal!) to get! I highly recommend the express shipping!
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I became insane with lon intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
You're really reaching in an unpleasant way, Michael K. Please, do NOT supersize me. I have enough shit to deal with.
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 26, 2008 - 10:36am.
I need to line my boxers with that....im a heavy pre cummer. I cant wait to twist it out into a bowl.
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LOL and ewwww.
When I'm cleaning my kid keeps telling me I need a shamwow. I think he just likes saying it.
And MK, darlin', I come here to avoid cleaning. Stop reminding me.
...Must... buy... SHAMWOWS!!!!
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
He annoys.
I just want to know who approved his line about the Germans always making good stuff.
oh and robertoooo your comment made me laugh out loud!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
this guy creeps me out. i live in the bay area, and we just had a county fair a few weeks ago. shamwow set up a little booth and were selling these things. i just thought people walking around with that big ass roll of towels (or whatever they are) under their arm at a fair looked insane. and just a note: that shamwow bath mat is beautiful! hahaha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I need to line my boxers with that....im a heavy pre cummer. I cant wait to twist it out into a bowl.
I dunno. It just sells itself....hahahaha!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I always thought he looked like a crackhead lifted right off the street.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK