Saturday, July 26th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Vince - The crackhead from the ShamWow commercials - In case you're wondering, those shit rags don't work! Surprising, I know. Click here to read a review
For Brittany
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@Go figure, huh?
And that's the kinda shit you get kicked out of school for. Imagine!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
But you don't eat it, do you?
madam s., you better believe I'd rather spread that shit on a toasted bagel than on my legs and rip it off with a strip of cotton.
Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 10:48am.
How's it taste? Or should I ask the guitar-player?
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.
P.S. I use Nads. *scuttles away*
Baby bug, so did I and it ripped not only my hairs off but a nice layer of SKIN off. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *scuttles with you into infomercial hell*
Aphid,
But you don't eat it, do you?
he looks like the deranged gym teacher from Beavis & Butthead...with the wonky eyes lmfao
P.S. I use Nads. *scuttles away*
HAHA I just saw this ghoul's commercial. He looks like Two-face from Batman.
Gotta love this site! You get bored and come here to see how the resident brains can tackle the Most Inane Shit Ever and make it fun to talk about! I mean where else can you vent about shit like Vince and his ShamHell tripe? There was zero transition lag for anyone going from shammies to landing strips to the efficacy of using said strip wax as salad dressing! No one even blinked!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
lol....I WAS WONDERING!
Hide my c.c. when I get older please!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 10:29am.
You could adhere the lettuce and veggies right onto the Nads wax strips for a sort of "salad strip". We could call them Nalad Strips. And when I say "we" I mean "EK" who thinks it's okay to eat the stuff.
hahaha. That's what I was looking for: any suggestion it was OK to eat. Found none. But then I ate a Famous Star from Carls Jr. while driving yesterday: perhaps as unhealthy and unappetizing as Nalad Strips.
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Mrs. K.,
ShamWow it!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 1:23pm.
From the FAQ on the Nad's website:
Nad’s Natural Hair Removal Gel has been created from all natural ingredients, such as molasses, lemon juice, honey and vinegar.
I suspect it would work as a salad dressing, then.
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ROTFL. Can you write a review after you tried it?!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 26, 2008 - 11:34am.
Angel_i: Old flannel sheets cut up work well too.
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Now you're talking! I used my old baby blankies too (I think they're like a soft flannel)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
My merkin is itchy.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Sheeps,
You could adhere the lettuce and veggies right onto the Nads wax strips for a sort of "salad strip". We could call them Nalad Strips. And when I say "we" I mean "EK" who thinks it's okay to eat the stuff.
charles van- that's a worthy spoof! Gotta love the fauxhawk and the 'you following me, camera guy' line! Love it!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I was just sayin' to the hubby the other night while watching this mesmerizing schlock...he's definitly Hot Slut material.
What a voice. He's the demon seed, this guy.
From the FAQ on the Nad's website:
Nad’s Natural Hair Removal Gel has been created from all natural ingredients, such as molasses, lemon juice, honey and vinegar.
I suspect it would work as a salad dressing, then.
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Imnotme: Actually, the PedEgg works. It's like a mini cheese grater with a cover, so you can grate off your old skin without it flying everywhere. Although, I still do it over a towel or trash can. It's not 100% tidy. The miracle foot cream they also send with it is very nice. My feet are nice and soft now.
So, don't be afraid to try the PedEgg. It probably won't last you ten years, but it will get that gross stuff off your feet.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by charles van on July 26, 2008 - 1:17pm.
OMG... Have you seen this Shamwow spoof?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1522cf8cf6
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ROTFL..I just saw the spoof, very funny!
Photoshop indeed!
I do have to say that infomercials are very powerful indeed. (NO, this is not meant to be a sad story)
2 weeks before my father died, I was at his house and he was out of it from many ailments, including hypoxia from emphysema (heavy smoker, too bad). Very late at nite, I heard him pick up the phone. "Yes, I would like to order the Miracle Blade set!" The package arrived 2 days before he died in the hospital and I signed for it and decided to keep it. Those knives suck and he had no reason to order them except that he loved knives(?) and gadgets. Cheap plastic feel and quickly got somewhat dull. I would call that a success for that company. I have them in my camping gear now.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
OMG... Have you seen this Shamwow spoof?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1522cf8cf6
Right after he spills the coke on the carpet, and right before he places the Scamwow on the carpet to pick up the coke, notice that all of the liquid that was below and in front of the carpet on the table is gone.
However, everytime this commercial comes on, it's game over...1:59 seconds of my life is dedicated strictly to him.
I hate this guy!!
Haha, crazy, cracked-out Shamwow guy. I was wondering if those things actually worked. Glad I didn't waste my money.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
EK,
MK used to have an advertisement for NADS over to the right. I don't recall any claims about being able to EAT it as well. Was this something you just tried out on your own one day?
Do you guys remember NADS? That all natural hair removal wax that you could also eat? That stuff hurt like a Britney hangover.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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You're very welcome. :)
LOL! God forbid if anything ever happens to you, your wax lady can identify your body by your lady bits.
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Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 12:36pm.
It makes me smile to know I made you smile. ;)
That guy is such a douchebag, There is no way I would buy that crap, not to mention he acts like he's doing us all a favor by doing his dumb ass commercial. Suck it Vince!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Srsly, for anyone that does do it.. there are a lot of nooks and crannies in the valley. How good are they at complete deforestation?
Imnotme! LMAO! Deforestation? That was brilliant! I probably won't be able to keep a straight face all day thanks to you. :))))
I'mnotme, THANKS! I try and come up with songs that mean something to me...or just quotes from idiots that are too dumb to pass up...heehee
I am landing strip girl myself- did the crazy Brazilian thing a few years back as a surprise for someone, and my wax lady and I were laughing so hard....I was cracking jokes about how well she "knew me" now....what else can you do? lmao
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Baby can I hold you tonight; Maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
-Tracy Chapman
PSL- I do the naked kitty thing and I just can't bring myself to let someone else wax it.
Srsly, for anyone that does do it.. there are a lot of nooks and crannies in the valley. How good are they at complete deforestation?
Btw, PSL, I look forward to your siggie changes.
I leave the waxing to the professionals....lol...my lady kicks ass......everything is smooooooooooth. I can't rip my own hair off....no way.
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Baby can I hold you tonight; Maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you'd be mine...
-Tracy Chapman
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 26, 2008 - 12:17pm.
I'm now a faithful Cire Divine stripless wax girl.
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Never heard of it, but it sounds painful. I just said 'fukk it, I'll look like a chimp'. J/K
And my sincerest apologies, I meant to say 'it didn't work as WELL as Nair'.
*flipping off grammar police*
Submitted by Mawy on July 26, 2008 - 11:44am.
That's a cute story. :)
If this was a tampon commercial I'd probably be sold.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Yeah, that's it. But after the first infomercial they came out with a roll on version. That's what I tried. 'Stay hair free for up to 6 weeks!'
It didn't even work as good as Nair.
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Haha you gotta love hair removal scams. I'm now a faithful Cire Divine stripless wax girl.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 26, 2008 - 12:09pm.
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Yeah, that's it. But after the first infomercial they came out with a roll on version. That's what I tried. 'Stay hair free for up to 6 weeks!'
It didn't even work as good as Nair.
ShamWow. Wow, what a sham! He's a pretty strange looking snake oil salesman.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Anyone and I mean ANYONE who YELLS in your face to sell something? Turn the fuckin' channel and do NOT by ANY means call the re-fuckin-tarded 800-number.
Jeebuz!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I tried Epil-Stop. It was crap.
I have been tempted to buy the Ped Egg. But it scares me when they'll give another one for free. Shouldn't the first one last? Uh huh, yeah, rip offs.
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Is that that spray? I remember that commercial... they sprayed it on the dude's back and then wiped it off like his back was a shower drain. SO fucking gross. The one I tried was 'Finally Free'.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 26, 2008 - 11:55am.
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I tried Epil-Stop. It was crap.
I have been tempted to buy the Ped Egg. But it scares me when they'll give another one for free. Shouldn't the first one last? Uh huh, yeah, rip offs.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 26, 2008 - 11:25am.
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Isn't that handheld? That seems like it would be cumbersome
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Its a handheld and a mop in one. You just take off the floor attachment and its a handheld. I don't use the handheld part much though, you get a face steam bath with that one while cleaning. lol
I got it from Lowe's for $100.
Upon further review....this guy should use a ShamWow to clean up that oil spill of grease and hair gel on his head.
I used to watch the Shopping Channel and bought one of those hair removers where you put the little pad attached to the rod on your hair and the electricity is supposed to deaden your hair follicles and it'll never grow back...
Yeah, $70 and the hair never LEFT.
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I like to say the eff word.
Never trust anyone who wears a headset from the NASA trash bin.
I'd like to take that ShamWow towel & flick him with it and leave a welt the size of Montana on his leg.
Its a guy thing.
Hey Mawy, thanks for the turn on for goodsearch! Never heard of them before, But I'll start using them now! Cool idea!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 10:50am.
PETA is NOT going to be pleased with the part where they ShamWow that dog.
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Aaahahahahahahaha.
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I like to say the eff word.
Anyone ever notice that when he says 'this lasts 10 years' it's clearly a voice-over?
Also, WONK-EYE ALERT! What is going ON with that EYE??
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I like to say the eff word.