Hot Slut Of The Day!

Vince - The crackhead from the ShamWow commercials - In case you're wondering, those shit rags don't work! Surprising, I know. Click here to read a review

For Brittany

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 7:27pm.

I just saw the commercial...lol

"it's made in Germany and everything made in Germany HAS to be good"

LMAO
like these?

http://dlisted.com/node/27331

Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 2:51pm.

Ew that guy always creeps me out when I see him on TV. Something about him is just creepy.

I was in the Sony Store the other day and for some reason (unsure why they only ever play Sony DVDs) his commercial played and it was on like 50 big screen tvs. Ugh, I was thoroughly freaked out.

Submitted by inkedgal on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 12:55pm.

his voice sounds like steve buscemi but he looks like a guy i hated in high school... eww.

Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 3:06am.

Yes, the PedEgg can also be used as a zester. Just wash it first. Or not if you're making something for visiting in-laws.

Submitted by EK on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 2:34am.

Bwa ha ha...I swear I never ate Nads! But the commercial demonstrated that you could since it was all natural! Here's some proof ---> http://everything2.com/e2node/nads (3rd paragraph)

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 12:52am.

OMG! I love the Shamwow guy. Just the way he says "Shamwow" makes me want to kick him in the balls! Love him!

Submitted by Hoolrah on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 11:58pm.

MK, next hot slut should be that True North Trail Mix commercial. I giggle like a bitch when the narrator dude says "extraordinary nut-snack."

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:36pm.

What...you mean to tell me something sold on tv is a piece of crap?! NO WAY!! It can't be true about everything seen on television, cause that Mighty Putty shit looks AWESOME!! :|

P.S. I have a PedEgg too and I LOVE it! Got it at Walgreens:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by Abraham on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 10:28pm.

he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

Submitted by Imnotme on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 9:42pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 26, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Imnotme: Actually, the PedEgg works. It's like a mini cheese grater with a cover, so you can grate off your old skin without it flying everywhere. Although, I still do it over a towel or trash can. It's not 100% tidy. The miracle foot cream they also send with it is very nice. My feet are nice and soft now.

So, don't be afraid to try the PedEgg. It probably won't last you ten years, but it will get that gross stuff off your feet.

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This couldn't be better timing. I'm taking my mom to a really large flea market tomorrow. There's always a booth that sells ASOTV items. I'm gonna buy it Vixen! (can I call you that?).

If it would shave a few centimeters off of the actual length of my foot, that would be great. And my ass, and my thighs....

Submitted by MAD on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 8:49pm.

I actually found this guys spiel very impressive...lol. I really wanted to buy a shamwow...

but his voice never really matched his crackie looking face did it?? Actually, he appears to be laid back after a bong hit, while his voice is all hyper and shit... wierd.

So the shamwow sucks???

Submitted by Maggie69 on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:51pm.

I FUCKING HATE this commercial!!!!!!! I live in Western Mass. and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING morning this cross-eyed fucker comes on 20 times an hour!!!! and it's always either followed by or precedes that damn kid's dentist commercial with those ugly ass kids ... "I love when the toof fairy comes to town..." UGH!!! I just want to kick them in the head with my boot!!!

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:28pm.

I'm actually just a tad buzzed that's all. For some reason it takes a LOT of beer to get me bien pedo.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:27pm.

Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 4:19pm.

hehe. You got a head start on me.

Submitted by soul on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:23pm.

ShamWOW I want one NOW.LOL (I do think there was just a bit of editing in the infomercial.huh?)

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:19pm.

Hi Sayonara! xoxox

Sheeps, si es cierto que soy borracha y que?

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 4:00pm.
!Borracha!

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:06pm.

Hey Aphid!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:05pm.

That guy is hard to look at, so I won't be purchasing a Shamwow!.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 26, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Hey Aphid! Looooove when you're drankin!

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Me too, darling, me too!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:03pm.

Hey Aphid! Looooove when you're drankin!

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"When it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just don’t listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do.” - Randy Pausch

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 7:00pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 3:52pm.

Umm, Aphid, "eating" is just an expression, k?

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Have a heart will ya? I'm on my 4th Newcastle.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 6:56pm.

Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 3:52pm.

Umm, Aphid, "eating" is just an expression, k?

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 6:53pm.

Submitted by . on July 26, 2008 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.

P.S. I use Nads. *scuttles away*

Baby bug, so did I and it ripped not only my hairs off but a nice layer of SKIN off. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *scuttles with you into infomercial hell*

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It did that to me the first few times I tried it, but it really works the best of all the other brands. I have Lourdes-esque eyebrows and need the industrial-strength stuff!

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 6:52pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Aphid on July 26, 2008 - 10:48am.

How's it taste? Or should I ask the guitar-player?

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No, you can ask me. His nads taste pretty good, especially after a shower.

Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by madam s. on July 26, 2008 - 9:49am.
Aphid,

But you don't eat it, do you?

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Not yet. I use it for my eyebrows.
It comes with a desensitizing wipe that smells so good I WANT to eat it. :)

Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 5:54pm.

I worked for a company that produced infomercials. While some of the things are useful, most of these commercials are shams and the products arent worth shit.

The Guthy-Renker beauty products do work well tho. Especially that Youthful Essence microdermabrasion kit.

You'd get better results just going to the gym and following a decent diet plan then buying the exercise shit/video because even though they tell you that "Ive lost 20 pounds in two weeks" bullshit, those people are casted and are professional bodybuilders and aerobic instructors who just had a babyor something. They already know how to lose the weight quickly and efficiently. The average people you see casted consult daily with private instructors and dieticians who literally guide them to lose weight. So dont expect to buy these videos and have the same results. It's bullshit...

Submitted by LunaChick on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 5:48pm.

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 26, 2008 - 1:46pm.

"...There was zero transition lag for anyone going from shammies to landing strips to the efficacy of using said strip wax as salad dressing! No one even blinked!"

HaHa! You're right about the strange transitions that go on in some threads.

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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 4:41pm.

"Are you following me camera guy?"

ahahahahahahhahahahahaha....
This wonky mofo, I love his commercials but he can't do it all day.....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 3:44pm.

Did this person get caught in an 80's time warp? Mohawks are not attractive on anyone, except perhaps Mr. T.

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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.

Submitted by Predator24 on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 3:36pm.

This is AWESOME!!!

I get hooked on his infomercials though. He seems so professional with the headset, like he's waiting for the next car to pullup to give them the amount of their order at McDonalds or Burger King. I would say Wendy's but they're never this enthusiastic as this tool.

He should hook up with Billy Mays (He's in EVERY infomercial), their wedding would top Rojo Caliente and that pseudo lez Cinthia Nixon's. Billy Mays probably screams like a bitch when he's getting plowed every night.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 3:28pm.

There's something strangely attractive about Billy Mays...

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I like to say the eff word.

Submitted by Eccentricity84 on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 3:12pm.

I knew he was a fraud, lol. The headset gave it away.

www.urbaneccentric.net

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 3:01pm.

LOL, I thought I was the only one who got a kick out of watching this dude at 2am in the morning. Don't hate on Vince though, I always pictured his life outside of the Sham Wow studios as a lonely college geek who uses his infomercial fame to get girls..."So, I'm sure you ladies have seen my Sham Wow commercials, that's not the only thing that will make you girls say WOW." LMAO

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by rumble doll on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:47pm.

I want to see Steve Buscemi do a takeoff of the Sham-Wow ad on SNL.

Just sayin'

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:46pm.

@ LCT;

YAY! I luvs him too:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:46pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 2:01pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 10:58am.

Well, would you jump in his car?

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Um...I might jump OUT of his car after he kidnapped me.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Cokeasian on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:43pm.

Hmm.. they've always worked for me. I thought my husband had gotten scammed when he bought them. But I've actually found them to be pretty useful.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 1:57pm.

Have you guys ever seen the cracked out Weather Man?:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I knew he existed before today. I just watched the snowflake one.

"Are you telling me I'm fat? Wooooo!"

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I like to say the eff word.

Submitted by cultmovieheathers on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:11pm.

Thanx!Thanx for crapping on my dream of owning a SHAM WOW!I would fantasize of all the super things a SHAM WOW! would and could do!

And I would fantasize about the hot bitch hawking them!You mean to tell me he's a scam artist?

I would dream about the day that the SHAM WOW! would be the cure for the diminishing forests,national debt,and the worlds' energy issues!

I fully expected Al Gore to back this product!And hand over his Nobel Peace Prize to the miracle that is/was the SHAM WOW!

There is nothing to believe in anymore:(

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:01pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 10:58am.

Well, would you jump in his car?

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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 2:00pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 26, 2008 - 10:57am.

As someone said about the infomercial guy, and as is true about anyone in sales or broadcasting, I never trust anyone who is yelling at me.

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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

Submitted by . on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 1:59pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Period, how would you compare it to TDK?

Sheeps, TDK is the suppository. Nads is the full Monty.

madam s., chocolate? What? Nutella isn't good enuff for vous?

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
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Ooooh! I'm all aflutter!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 1:57pm.

Have you guys ever seen the cracked out Weather Man?:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvQ0pwzskus

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8a3MtQE0tCU

Heres' my fave - riffing on MJ:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbKUfFS5iFs&feature=related

Don't get fooled when he calms down for a second.

I love this guy.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 1:56pm.

Period, how would you compare it to TDK?