Dick In Rehab
Andy Dick has checked into rehab. Well, television rehab anyway. TMZ reports that Dick has joined the cast of "Sober Living." I'm not sure, but I think this is a spin-off of Vh1's "Celebrity Rehab." Dr. Drew is supposedly involved in "Sober Living" which will take a group of has-been pieces of trash and stick them in a Beverly Hills mansion without drugs or booze. Basically, it's "The Surreal Life" without alcohol. Please, you know these crackies will suck the freon out of the a/c or sniff oven cleaner to get high.
Sources say Dick decided he needed rehab after he was arrested outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings over a week ago. Dick will be paid for his involvement in the show.
Watching Andy Dick get sober on reality TV is going to be disgusting. Yes, I have to watch because I'm a glutton for punishment. Fuck, I even watched "Faces of Death" the other day and I have no idea why. Something tells me "Sober Living" will be more disturbing than "Faces of Death."
Oh and Andy Dick totally looks like a female-to-male tranny in the picture above.
Image: Fame Pictures
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He is very appropriately named.
He has a long history of drunken, drugged, abusive antic.
He always has been soooooooooooooo unfunny.
He needs to go to prison like Robert Downey, Jr.
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the scariest thing is Andy is a father.
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
Faces of Death! Ack! I watched that and I had the MOST fucked up nightmares for weeks after, dude. Don't watch that. Or this. Actually, just don't watch anything - go outside and play in the park - it's better for you.
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Miss American Dream.
Why can't he do it privately? He is disgusting. I would wish him luck if he didn't do it on TV.
Submitted by jim on July 25, 2008 - 1:39pm.
FUCK ANDY DICK AND HIS DICK AND THESE STUPID ASS FUCKING REALITY TV SHOWS, THEY ALL SUCK!!
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See, this is why I love this guy so fuckin' much.
Tell it like it is, Jim.
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Ugh. This disgusts me. Let's review kids!
1) Celeb gets Arrested - check
2) Announce you are going to Rehab - Check
3) Heck, let's get paid to go while we are at it -
Check.
Yep, sounds about par for the course.
I wouldn't even watch the road if andy dick was in it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by jim on July 25, 2008 - 4:39pm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, what jim said! I'm so sick of this "reality" bullshit.
Andy Dicks lives up to his name.
He doesn't need rehab. He needs a jail cell with a roommate named Big Bertha.
The beast has him in a death-grip. Not sure if dick has either the inclination or the ability to say no to the beast. Doesn't matter to me one way or the other.
Ewww, Andy looks like the love child of Charles Manson and Robert De Niro. You know he will be flashing that pinky-finger-sized peen all over the place. Will. Not. Watch. This. Fuckery!
I hope noone takes what I wrote out of context. I don't wish bad on people. I just find it insulting when there are people out there dying for help and can't get it cause they don't have health care and these people make a mockery of it
by not only getting a show, but not getting clean.
Imagine that.
And screw Dr. Drew...he should know better. Help people that really need help. The world is not going to miss Andy Dick...he's been photographed getting toxic night after night. Same with Lohan, CoKate, Doherty, Wino...they have a death wish...
where were you for Ledger, Pheonix???
I guess you have to be a real mess and make a shit storm outta yourself beforehand.
Sad.
yeah, this will work- just like it worked for Jeff Conaway.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
FUCK ANDY DICK AND HIS DICK AND THESE STUPID ASS FUCKING REALITY TV SHOWS, THEY ALL SUCK!!
Eh, I am sick of these trash heads getting high or wasted cause they are spoiled and can.
There are about 1/3 of Americans living with alcholism and drug abuse. It's not cause they go to some ritxy ass club and it's not a vanity problem. It's called...the economy sucks, divorce rates are now 60/40, this war hasn't ended. Fuck these celebrities and their booo hooo problems. I am sorry, I just wish some of them would take their vanity drug problems a little too far. Dick included. Some people are addicted cause they can't deal with the realities of life. These people make a mockery of rehab and addiction. It's just all bullshit and TV to them.
God help the staff that has to put up with him. YOu know he's going to go thru detox he!!
When the fuck did he morph into a (more) cracked out Dave Navarro???
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