Becky #1 From Roseanne Is A Fortune Teller
When Lecy Goranson left "Roseanne," I was so fucking sad. Becky #2 wasn't the same. She was too classy for that shit and never belonged. No one could ever pull off a floral sweatshirt the way Becky #1 could.
Anyway, Lecy (I think she goes by Alicia now) was spotted reading tarot cards at the Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn last Saturday. That bitch is the next Dionne Warwick! I don't know if she does this for money or if it's a regular thing, but I'm spending every night at the Gowanus Yacht Club, hoping to run into her. Sharing a twelve pack with Becky #1 while she tells me a bunch of bullshit sounds like my idea of a good time.
A long ass time ago I worked for a psychic line for like a day. It was hell and even I started to feel guilty about lying to people. One bitch asked me, "Is my boyfriend cheating on me?" I asked her, "What time did he come home last night?" She answered, "He didn't." So I said, "Yes. Yes, he is cheating on you." You would think that the dumb bitch would have said to me, "Bitch! You're the psychic. You should know what time he came home!" Don't ever call those things! If you need someone to lie to you, call me instead. I lie for beer.
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Okie!
"Cards say I just fucked you out of $20, now pay up bitch"
God i luv you! I honestly luv you! Pass the bowl!
El B.,
Did you enjoy my "Ode to" yesterday??
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 25, 2008 - 12:23pm.
She left "Roseanne" (1988) to attend Vassar College, where she was an English major with a concentration in poetry.
Played on the college rugby team. Whatta hunk of Womanmeat!
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Damn! She played Rugby? My favorite part is the scrumpf. Vassar ~ nice credentials. Useless undergraduate degrees like that WILL land you in "the 'trailer trash psychic fair 2008," as Youri said. (I should know, I have an undergrad in Lit with a minor in creative writing. Baaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa! For reals.)
and LCT ~ YOUR AVIE IS AWESOME!!! NICE WORK you graphic artiste you!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:27pm.
I see...I see...yes...you will drink a Pabst too many and fall asleep in the back of Bill Rays El Camino...in the far future in about 9 months you will have a son you name Billy Ray Bus Shelter Number 6 WTF Happended I Saw a UFO Now Pay Me National Enquirer.
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LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA
and shut up, that's my brother's name
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 12:12pm.
And yeah, i hate when they change out a character on a show like that, Like NO ONE knows it happened. the Ole Switcharoo...
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Yeah, liked Bewitched, right?
Wayne Campbell: I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
I see...I see...yes...you will drink a Pabst too many and fall asleep in the back of Bill Rays El Camino...in the far future in about 9 months you will have a son you name Billy Ray Bus Shelter Number 6 WTF Happended I Saw a UFO Now Pay Me National Enquirer.
1. I thought Becky #1 left Roseanne to go to college?
2. Did she have Miss Cleo as an instructor?
3. There's a Yacht club in Brooklyn?
If Becky #1 was a real psychic, she would know her hair is going to fall out from the peroxide in the very near future.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:20pm.
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I don't think she's doing any of the shit Glenn Quinn was into. This is off topic, but I get sad everytime I watch Roseanne and Angel and realize Mark/Doyle is dead :(
On topic: Becky looks like hell. The hair is too severe for her skin tone.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 25, 2008 - 3:21pm.
How the mighty have fallen.
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If she gets residuals, she's doing okay.
I can't believe she's 34....makes me feel older than shit.
And what is a Gowanus?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
This is really sad. Her IMDB profile says that she attended Vassar and has some pictures from only 3 years ago - she looks MUCH better than this. I'm thinking it might be the drugs.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:20pm.
becky #2 has a great job with Scrubs. She probably joined her bf (who tragically passed away, that Irish guy, OD) and started drugging her Roseanne money away.
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Who? Was he an actor?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She left "Roseanne" (1988) to attend Vassar College, where she was an English major with a concentration in poetry.
Played on the college rugby team. Whatta hunk of Womanmeat!
I've just read the Tarot Lecy, your liver is rotten and your lungs are shot. Respect!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
now not not...ok t is out oo.
I would totally hit up the Gowanus Yacht Club just because what the FUCK is the Gowanus Yacht Club?!
Becky was awesome in Boys Don't Cry -respeck.
Love that the photo tag is 'Becky is hot hot hot'
crap, that girl needs to lay of using clorox as hair dye. her hairline is begging.
oh not only do i hate the question mark, but i am not mad at the shift key. if you had my pc you would know why. mutany.
"Cards say I just fucked you out of $20, now pay up bitch"
@LCT, yes, she does have Carnie like ears.. small
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
How the mighty have fallen.
Hey, I like Elliot.
I always thought it was funny that on tv commercials for psychic phone lines, in small print, it said must be 18 or over to call. wtf? they should know.. THEY SHOULD KNOW
and I love tarot cards btw, just for fun
Hilarious name for a bar.
And for the record, the tarot is not a method of telling the future. It's more to help you get in touch with your true feelings and intuitions about a situation. At least, that's how it was explained to me when I was learning how to read the cards.
Which reminds me, I have a beautiful deck I haven't touched in years stashed in my lingerie drawer. Mr. Hekki is afraid of them. I'm like "It's not a OUIJA BOARD!"
I'm telling Darlene.. She'll kick Becky's ass for this fuckery!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
becky #2 has a great job with Scrubs. She probably joined her bf (who tragically passed away, that Irish guy, OD) and started drugging her Roseanne money away.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 3:17pm.
LCT, yes it is.. *hides* Your av is scary. But Nice!
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Well hell, she's already totally a zombie minus the rotting flesh on most of her body anyway...
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I like to say the eff word.
White blonde hair huh? She looks CLASS especially with the cigarette in her mouth as she reads that fool's tarots.
Your face!
Beer and cigarets...looks like a classy affair. Where was this? At the 'trailer trash psychic fair 2008'.
Drunk Fortune Teller!! oh to live the high life..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Where do I apply for an awesome psychic hotline job?
Becky #1 was def the best one
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
If Becky #1 is a psychic....then she saw this tarrot card reading gig in her future.
LCT, yes it is.. *hides* Your av is scary. But Nice!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Becky#2 was Sarah Chalke from those Hanes commercials.. lol..
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Isn't that the chick on Scrubs?
Fuck... does she AGE??
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I like to say the eff word.
this shiot does'nt even make sense. WTF is going on here. Is Alicia/lecy whatever actually doing a reading for money or for a friend...i'm confrused
Not sure. However, I do see money sticking out of her pocket.
I am at the stage in life where I would open a bar in hopes that some will lie to me in a good way! Where is ESE? He is always game!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
MK,
Is my neighbor ever going to actually turn off the cuntry music?
*hands MK his 6-pack*
DiamondDawg,
I have two decks of tarot. Only read them for myself...
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Psychic hotline *snickers* Cahll meh, nohw, I'm Miss Cleo, cahll meh.
Klassy.
I LOVE her eyebrows!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
this shiot does'nt even make sense. WTF is going on here. Is Alicia/lecy whatever actually doing a reading for money or for a friend...i'm confrused
I have a friend who is so into Tarot she should just give up conventional decision making altogether. She's also the whore that tried to convince me I was having a girl when in fact, I'm having a third boy.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Becky#2 was Sarah Chalke from those Hanes commercials.. lol..
And yeah, i hate when they change out a character on a show like that, Like NO ONE knows it happened. the Ole Switcharoo...
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Damn Becky. This is one person that I think SHOULD do reality tv. It would be a step up from this fuckery!
Becky's a carnie!
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I like to say the eff word.
LMAO at you working for a Psychic hotline, MK.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I have Tarot Cards, DD...I love them. I don't read for other people, but i will do my own, when faced with certain situations, or just for the hell of it...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Becky #1 has a hairline that suggests male pattern baldness.
hey, she didn't hold up a convenience store, or do porn...so as a grown up child actor, I think she is doing just fine....
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
How...odd?
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
I love tarot card readings. But sadly, most of them are useless. Snark aside, any card readers in da house?
and FRIST!