Becky #1 From Roseanne Is A Fortune Teller
When Lecy Goranson left "Roseanne," I was so fucking sad. Becky #2 wasn't the same. She was too classy for that shit and never belonged. No one could ever pull off a floral sweatshirt the way Becky #1 could.
Anyway, Lecy (I think she goes by Alicia now) was spotted reading tarot cards at the Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn last Saturday. That bitch is the next Dionne Warwick! I don't know if she does this for money or if it's a regular thing, but I'm spending every night at the Gowanus Yacht Club, hoping to run into her. Sharing a twelve pack with Becky #1 while she tells me a bunch of bullshit sounds like my idea of a good time.
A long ass time ago I worked for a psychic line for like a day. It was hell and even I started to feel guilty about lying to people. One bitch asked me, "Is my boyfriend cheating on me?" I asked her, "What time did he come home last night?" She answered, "He didn't." So I said, "Yes. Yes, he is cheating on you." You would think that the dumb bitch would have said to me, "Bitch! You're the psychic. You should know what time he came home!" Don't ever call those things! If you need someone to lie to you, call me instead. I lie for beer.
ShareThis
DebfrmHell,
Here's one link to an ongoing discussion on C2C shows. Someone usually bumps the thread to the top about an hour before the show begins (but you can read it anytime)
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message13772/pg1
If you're not driving and you're at home, you can read and post along. The thread has over 1,700 pages! You don't have to register to post. Also, until you get the hang of it, post along the same lines as other people. Certain things will get you banned. As I said, its the least censored of all the other C2C fan forums.
Submitted by flori-duh on July 25, 2008 - 4:28pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some time ago, several of us had a very unnerving and vicious encounter lasting several months with a poster that's name started with an "m" and rhyme with "house." It caused a serious uproar and I was scared it was back. I wanted to run and hide and take my computer with me because it was a computer-hacker and wreaked havoc on more than a few! I thought "it" was back.
i hated when becky first left and they replaced her with those 2 annoying girl neighbors. it was never the same without becky1's crazy haircuts and manly voice.
Can't she get a Hot Slut nod for this? She's worthy now.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 25, 2008 - 1:05pm.
-----------------
LOL!!!
how about this guy:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2490019762_2fa49a96aa.jpg?v=0
speaking of lumberjacks, there's a rather raunchy song that Rugby players sing after a good game and a couple a keggers.
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
Submitted by Euphoria on July 25, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Did I miss something??? You said the name of the one we dare not speak. *shudders*
************************************************
No I think I must have missed something.... what evil did I evoke?
First of all what rhe hell is her white trashass doing at a YACHT club anyway she look;s like white trash-a-go-go lol!!!!!!
I have dreams that predict the future, but only the bad things and get feelings of stuff that will happen that does, but I can only feel those things for people very very close to me. Maybe those physics cannot tell you your future because its not something they can control. But what the hell, I dont know a lot of this.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
LCt - here you go:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/will-ferrel-george-bush-axis-of-evil/9...
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 4:14pm.
LCT - I love the Axis of Evil, W spoof.
You know, where he's tired of math, so he puts it in the Axis of Evil.
------------------------
I haven't seen it. Is it on youtube do you think?
-------------------------
I like to say the eff word.
2Drink
:( I know. I haven't been around as much as I would like to.
xxyxz - beotch, haven't seen you in a while...
Drinking time is slowly approaching...
I have a glass of Chardonnay waiting...somewhere.
that bitch sylvia brown wants like 250 for a half hour phone consultation
_________________________________________
I think it might be 500 now, but you can get her son for like 300. Anyway, she's a cunt and a fraud and so is her son.
www.stopsylviabrowne.com
I believe that people can have pshycic abilities, but I don't believe most of the people who say they do.
I don't know anything about Tarot cards, but I think it'd be fun to get a reading done.
______________________________________________
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on July 25, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I don't know anything about Tarot cards, but I think it'd be fun to get a reading done.
*-^^^^^^me too
LCT - I love the Axis of Evil, W spoof.
You know, where he's tired of math, so he puts it in the Axis of Evil.
OMG, she came to my show once, back when I was a Rocky Horror shadow cast fag! She was still on the show at the time but I was the only person who recognized her.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
DDAWG,
-----------------------
OMG!! You like C2C, too!?!? Not many people on the boards know about the show. Do you play along with one of the forums like Fantastic Forum or Nighthawk Zone? I used to play on those, but now I go to Godlike Productions for commentary (posting in real time along with the show) - that's the only one that doesn't censor you.
________________________________
I didn't know about those! I love to be driving at night with windows down and when those topics come on I can drive fro hours...
They tell you where to log into but have never paid attention. I need to take laptop with me and plug it in to car and treat myself to some spookies at an old country cemetary!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
It's true, Lecy Goranson was the better "Becky." She was just brattier and more cantankerous. Another show this old switcharoo didn't work for was That 70's Show--the chick who played Laurie #1 was great--what an evil, kniving slut. Laurie #2 was just a boring slut.
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 4:02pm.
LCT,, I see your new Av.. Bwahahahahah.. Smells like Bigfoots dick!!
-------------------
65% of the time, it would 100% of the time.
-------------------------
I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by godard on July 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Black Label. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's the crap we use to lure and kill slugs in out garden.
Slugs are attracted to beer. Set a small amount of beer in a shallow wide jar buried in the soil up to its neck. Slugs will crawl in and drown.
true story
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
DiamondDawg, Pedro and I beg to differ. lol
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE best stop in the U.S.A.:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hate_clothes/1385448613/
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 25, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on July 25, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Hi Jeffrey...not to pick a fight at all, but aren't Pashmina's totally like 5 seasons ago? Not that I could afford one. I saw a bunch at the gem show 2 years ago for like $25 each. Plus I think Vogue said they were out...
I wouldn't know. I just thought of the gayest thing I could think of.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast?
-----------------------------------
are we on the same page?
Every year on Halloweenie since at least 1995, Art Bell comes on C2C to do the show renamed "Ghost to Ghost" -- only halloween and ghost related phone calls taken. George gets booted on Halloween - no matter what day of the week Halloween falls on.
The chupacabra shows are funny, too. And I'm not talking about Zoe whats-her-falling-face.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 3:59pm.
LCT<
AAAAHHHHAHAH!!! Scotchy Scotch Scotch!!!!
-----------------
I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mmm mmm mmm.
-------------------------
I like to say the eff word.
LCT,, I see your new Av.. Bwahahahahah.. Smells like Bigfoots dick!!
-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by flori-duh on July 25, 2008 - 12:51pm.
most are just a step or two away from obscurity
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
True, except she CHOSE obscurity.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
She's really pretty. That ciggie looks like a little white dick in her mouth. I'd do her.
I liked Darlene better anyways, too bad Mark died
No, I was looking at the old AJ one. Now it reminds me of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxRsrpsAcQ
Black Label. Very classy for a yacht club, especially when they're out of Natty Light.
LCT<
AAAAHHHHAHAH!!! Scotchy Scotch Scotch!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
OMG I luurrve Stuckey's!! Rt. 13 pecan rolls, bitchez!!
And the cleanest restrooms on the East Coast!!! LMAO
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 3:56pm.
LCT - Your av is both frightening and funny.
-------------------
Still?
-------------------------
I like to say the eff word.
Boodog, I think her scalp has been telling her for years now.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 25, 2008 - 3:49pm.
_____________________
Well, he didn't in the beginning. Dan's hatred for Mark seemed to take full flight after Mark ran off and eloped with Becky. I would've been pissed too. I'm still just hella bitter that Doyle was written out of Angel so damn early, even though he did get the best send off of any character ever in the Buffyverse.
**************************
"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
LCT - Your av is both frightening and funny.
Thanks to everyone for the welcome! I cannot believe this is "Becky". Shit, I feel old. Please, someone, tell her that hair color is not doing her any favors.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 2:47pm.
DListed is the official "Stuckey's Rest Stop" on the journey to hell.
Pecan rolls are not included.
LMAO!!!! Fucking hilarious as always SB!! :)
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Love Carrotop and Diamond Dawg ~
DListed is the official "Stuckey's Rest Stop" on the journey to hell.
--------------------
I adore you Stock Broker!
And I think I've been to STUCKEY'S REST STOP! you know I live in the tailbone of the southwestern united states. to get to anywhere decent you have to go through miles and miles of trucker hell.
this is one of the better stops on the I-10 between L.A. and Phx:
http://www.mypalal.com/Cabazon/Cabazon/images/Cabazon01.jpg
Stock - Schlitz...(sp) LOL...
You beat my Pabst damnit!!!
Accordong (on, as MK would put is type o keeping it) to IMDB he died in '02 and Angel ended in '04, he did 11 episodes. I remember when they killed him off he has a thing for Charisma Carpenters character. He died to save his demon race or something. OK. I am a loser.
Submitted by flori-duh on July 25, 2008 - 3:51pm.
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did I miss something??? You said the name of the one we dare not speak. *shudders*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 2:49pm.
excellent.
how very responsible.
thanks Mrs. K!!! :)
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
You could take her name out and put in the name any of the zillion fuquetard celebrities and it would work. This should be an omen for all of them...most are just a step or two away from obscurity
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 25, 2008 - 12:47pm.
aren't Pashmina's totally like 5 seasons ago?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We need to ask dlister Lucy Goosey. She knows all things fashion.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I'm gonna have nightmares!
:)
oh man me and my friend were just talking about Glenn Quin/Doyle and how he died and I couldn't for the life of me remember where else I had seen him, and it was MARK all along. Boy Dan sure hated that guy.
♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Space Ghost Coast to Coast?
That was an AWESOME show!
next to Family Guy, of course.
Submitted by angry mom on July 25, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Do you feel like you’re really picky about the film roles that you take on?
I’ve done mostly theater since I graduated from college in New York, and I’m also picky about those roles. I’d be a lot wealthier if I wasn’t, but I just feel a sense of responsibility to a degree of what I involve myself with and what the messages are in the work that I do in general. And I guess that I gravitate towards more feminist roles, or roles that depict powerful women and definitely not the passive whore. Which is not the role that I take, which is traditionally and still is the most popular female archetype, I think.
FROM: http://www.curvemag.com/Detailed/739.html
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by angry mom on July 25, 2008 - 3:45pm.
LCT! your avie is scaring me today- bring back the merkins...is that skeletina BTW?
-----------------------
'Sho is, in her natural state. I guess I should change it..
-------------------------
I like to say the eff word.