Friday, July 25th 2008
Take Out The Trash
Ken Paves is totally telling Jessica Simpson, "You dumb bitch! I was only joking when I said that all the country bitches were wearing trash bags." At first, I thought Jessica was wearing Stella's trash bag dress from Project Runway. I know it's just the pattern of the dress that's making it look it's from the Hefty collection, but it's still fug as hell.
Jessica was out with my girl crush, Ken Paves, in NYC last night. Jessica's foot claws were also out. Way out. In the last thumbnail, it looks like her toes are about to grab that ciggie. Now that's talent!
That just creeps me out when you see toes hanging over a really nice pair of shoes. . .even the ugly ones too! Jessica sizes her shoes NOT including her finger toes! Word of advice-buy a bigger size.
A lot of designers give out sample shoes but they're only in certain sizes. I wouldn't be surprised if those shoes are a sample size 7 and missy there wears an 8 but she puts them on anyway because they cost big bucks but were given to her free.
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Get this. People magazine says those shoes are from HER shoe line. Hysterical!
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 25, 2008 - 7:59pm.
A lot of designers give out sample shoes but they're only in certain sizes. I wouldn't be surprised if those shoes are a sample size 7 and missy there wears an 8 but she puts them on anyway because they cost big bucks but were given to her free.
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TAC-KY! She has way too much money for that shit.
You leave can leave THAT kinda fuckery to ME:)
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Miss American Dream.
Dayum!!! Those TOES! rotfl
I've seen that before--the toes going over the footbed--on models and other celebrities. I honestly thought it was some sort of trend or some shit.
when will jess' 15 minutes finally be up...it's excruciating and delightful to see the decline of her nonexistant career...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
The last time I saw toes like that they were wrapped around a tree branch at the zoo.
Why is this horsefaced twat famous? I saw a cute movie last night called "Moondance Alexander" I swear the horse in the movie looked JUST like her, only he was cuter.
Submitted by sienna miller on July 25, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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idk, but it sure doesn't make their feet look GOOD.
Abso-friga-lutely disgusting. She has the most disproportionate toes I've seen in a long time. Time to invest in closed toe shoes, Jessica.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
She looks completely frumpy in that garbage bag dress. And she looks even more ridiculous in shoes that are like two sizes too small. It just exposes her ugly-ass nasty feet and claw toes. I really hate this twat. She has such a botox face! LOL! And she is only 28 or whatever...
Wear shoes that fit, you idiot!!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
EW her toes are soooo long they look like fingers.
Your face!
That no talent Republican twat is giving what drag queens refer to as " major shrimps" with them 2 sizes too small pumps.
the Paves cracks me up.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
A lot of designers give out sample shoes but they're only in certain sizes. I wouldn't be surprised if those shoes are a sample size 7 and missy there wears an 8 but she puts them on anyway because they cost big bucks but were given to her free.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
woooow...nice how the toes are overflowing lmfao...i literally almost spit out my blunt when I saw those shits
Hot ass mess.
kdracofan on July 25, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Zomay: your avie dude is yummy! (gigolo/mummy)
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kdrac have a supertastic weekend!
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She is such a dumb twat.
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I love twinks! ;)
Someone is in denial about their real shoe size.
Zomay: your avie dude is yummy! (gigolo/mummy)
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
CHRIST, I'd say she can type with those toes but she's Jess Simp, so readin' n ritin's are issues.
maybe it is like where people used to sew a smaller size into oprah's clothes? is it a case of the emperor has no clothes? does jessicasimion think that she wears size 6 shoes?
Submitted by sienna miller on July 25, 2008 - 5:37pm.
I KNOW someone here has the answer about why some dingbat ladies wear shoes that are too small.
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I have this question too. If they were all ghetto-fabulous or something and had to make do with what they could get at then,ok. But when you have the money to have your shoes custom made it doesn't make any damn sense that they don't fit EXACTLY right.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
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KNOW someone here has the answer about why some dingbat ladies wear shoes that are too small.
DO
they think they are tricking us? Do they think we can't see their toes/heels hanging over the edge of the shoes?
Anybody?
Bueller?
That is totally a ghetto prom dress
GOT DANG, those sons of bitches she calls toes, need a good 3 inches more shoe.
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she is hanging some serious shrimp. a side of sauce & a lemon wedge and she could serve up a full-on shrimp cocktail.
Ken Paves looks like the typical aging degenerate who thinks having a boy's haircut will make him look younger -- instead of like the pathetic fop at the gay club telling all the boys he's only 22.
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Please don't go and write some sad poem where you rhyme "heart" with "apart".
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This dumb hoe with her crypt keeper like feet. haha.
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I hope she makes Blonde Ambition 2. I love that movie. She's really talented.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 25, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Fuck sylvia brown... I AM moving in with you.
you are spot on...But you forgot about the old man showing his kibbels and bits
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WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!
YOU'VE GOT AN OLDBALLS NUDEY WALKING ABOUT?
Oh my. That goes in the 'Inappropriate Old Men and Their Visible Nutsacks' box.
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I like to say the eff word.
LMAO! way out! yup smoking that cggie with her feet TOO FUNNY! LOVE MK! you make my day everyday!
Jessica should know better than to wear a pair of shoes two sizes too small.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
LCT
Fuck sylvia brown... I AM moving in with you.
you are spot on...But you forgot about the old man showing his kibbels and bits
When I see that shit, I want to say... "Bitch, you know those shoes don't fit your big ugly feet!!!" Why in the hell do women do that? Seriously do they still try to cram their big ass feet into shoes that small when they are closed toe??? Ugh!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 25, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Who told them they sounded good? I would like to beat that person with a stick.
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You know good and darn well who told them that lie. Papa Joe
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
LCT
you don't even want to know. I have my FIL ..and SIL that is getting divorced...Her 3 kids are here for 3 days a week... I have 3 kids TOO
*kills self with Oklahoma's xanax*
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Ok, so basically, you've got an old man who tells you what to do and how to do it, a woman who's an absolute mess who walks around moaning and sobbing and incapable of helping with chores, and a bunch of screaming brats with no regard for your possessions?
Pack up your shit. You're going to come and live with me until they leave.
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I like to say the eff word.
LCT
you don't even want to know. I have my FIL ..and SIL that is getting divorced...Her 3 kids are here for 3 days a week... I have 3 kids TOO
*kills self with Oklahoma's xanax*
I will never, ever get the appeal of Jessica OR Ashley.
Neither one can sing. At all. They look like they are having convulsions when they're on stage.
Who told them they sounded good? I would like to beat that person with a stick.
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 25, 2008 - 3:35pm.
LCT
it's like getting ass fucked with no lube
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By a dick that's too big. Are people overstaying their welcome? Just take a lot of laxatives, tell them you've come down with an awful case of dysentery and that if they don't leave pronto they're going to have direar every day for the rest of their lives.
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I like to say the eff word.
LCT
it's like getting ass fucked with no lube
DONKEY BALLS!
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I like to say the eff word.
Xxyxz Yes, take it out on you later.. Yes, i will!
I'll try to call in a bit..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Oklahoma... *winks* you can take it out on me later
call me if you can.
Grr. I know I am getting taken advantage of.
It fucking sucks donkey balls
Xxyxz.. #1, knock it off. and you know what I mean, love! *evil eye*
#2.. kick those fuckers out. poor thing, all taking advantage of you!!
#3, I miss you.. *pouts*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
That trash bag dress looks exactly like what happens when my overloaded trash bag breaks and I have to get creative and tie it up in knots so the shit doesn't spill out before trash day.
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Is Ken Paves like some hair pimp hanging out with celebrities after he does their hair. It seems odd.
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Yes, ES, that is an accurate job description...Hair Pimp...
Hair Today, (Hopefully) Gone Tomorrow. I also think he's someone the "stars" hang out with when no one else will hang out with them. He's a Hair Pimp, a Beard AND a Merkin! AHAHAHA!
Oklahoma
Damn girl
I need to kick everybody up out my house before I go crazy
LITERALLY
PSL. Thanks love