Afternoon Crumbs

considering that they're woman's asses, I wouldn't have a clue...

Carmen Electra has the best looking ass......then again it's the only one that's airbrushed beyond recognition

Submitted by Sheeps on July 26, 2008 - 11:15am.

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LOL! I'm terrible about using commas without conjunctions.

Ahhh sheeps, we can be lame together.

Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 8:08am.
And I wasn't saying my ex was lame, I think he has homoseckshul tendencies.

Ouuu, comma splice! KIDDING. (I found punctuation errors in Migraine's post, too, but I don't want her to yell at me. I say "ghey" a lot, too. I am, in fact, lame.)

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New music vid:
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I'm perfectly capable of spelling correctly, but I will spell any damn way I please, fuck you very much.

And I wasn't saying my ex was lame, I think he has homoseckshul tendencies.

OOOooo note that, I misspelled homosexual!

Submitted by Imnotme on July 26, 2008 - 5:29am.
I'm not ghey, I swear but Carmen Electra is mind boggling. She has a fantastic body and she's beautiful.

My ex-hub thinks she's ugly, therefore he is the ghey one.

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What's "ghey" is not being willing or
able to spell gay correctly.

What's even more "ghey" is using a cleverly-misspelled form of "gay" as a synonym for "lame".

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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts

I had a thought earlier about these teens who become rich and famous. I know I am spending way too much time thinking about it, but what the hell. I think it is a really bad idea to allow a child to get into the entertainment business. I know the chances of them blowing up are slim, but if they do, letting a child have that much power and yes men around them is a very dangerous thing. I don't understand why parents let this happen, when we have seen over and over again what becomes of these children. Some, very few, have a good head on their shoulders and will make it through ok, but most do not. I know that if I had what Miley Cyrus had when I was a teen, I would be dead by now. Or at least very burnt out. Imagine being surrounded by the drugs, people and parties and being able to get away with whatever you want. If for some reason my child really, really wanted to do this, and had the oppurtunity of a lifetime, I would at least not let them have access to their money until they were 25 by putting it into some kind of trust fund. I would not let the child quit school or go to parties and clubs or anything like that. I would be a very powerful influence in their life and if things were starting to get out of control, would pull them out of the scene.

beyonces ass takes up an entire camera lense; jens ass isn't that bad, carmens is gorgeous; and christina A has no ass to speak of.

oh and mariah carey should NEVER wear a thong or any skimmpy bathing suit EVER!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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I'm not into the ladies, but even I have to admit that I used to be a little smitten with Chasey Lain. She didn't have that hard, synthetic look that most of the women have and she wasn't blonde. Very classicly beautiful, which is rare in that arena. Shame to see what's become of her.

Recently, On the hot millionaire singles club ****M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m****, I have some great experiences with hot girls there. Amazing, I seemed to see some famous player had a personal account there with his recent photos. He looks hot and handsome! It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May. I am a bit curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Sexual or serious, or committed?

I'm not ghey, I swear but Carmen Electra is mind boggling. She has a fantastic body and she's beautiful.

My ex-hub thinks she's ugly, therefore he is the ghey one.

Girls with big asses need love, too, ya know!!!
I mean, or so I've heard.

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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria

Sorry, but that piece of shit scumbag asshole porn producer is not even on the same level with Chasey Laine, teef or no teef...He comes off way worse than she does. She was totally in the right. That fucking shit did not take 5 hours to tape. BULLSHIT!
Plus Look at that shithole he called his 'studio'. Crack Dens are neater and cleaner...I mean, FUCK...This guy is of the calibre that he SHOULD need to bow down and kiss a truck stop hookers dirty feet to get laid. What is wrong with women today where that isn't the case? Regardless...
TEAM HO!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 25, 2008 - 5:34pm.
OMG, I remember Chasey Laine from when she used to come on Howard Stern

I wonder if Howard saw this video? if He did he really should bring her back on the show, not as a porn star, but now as a Wack Packer!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I remember Chasey Lain. She started out maybe a year or two before Jenna. They pretty much were the two biggest porn queens of the mid to late 90's. Chasey was much more beautiful, but Jenna Had a better head on her shoulders(pun not intended), so Jenna came out the winner. She wrote about witnessing chasey having a mental breakdown in her car or something. Now Chasey looks awful, you even see like a missing or rotted space on her side tooth, common of meth users! Porn is rough, you better have good survival skills and you need to be smart to survive it!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

The worst part of watching the Chasey Laine video is that I want to punch the guy in the face who keeps saying: "We have to go now" for 6 hours and using a crazy crackhead for porn!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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OMG, I remember Chasey Laine from when she used to come on Howard Stern. She was very unskanky for a porn star and I think she said she didn't do guys anymore and had a kid. The reason she was memorable is because she was gorgeous and I couldn't believe she was in porn. It's such a shame, she looks wrecked.

I love Christina's ass. However, they chose a lame ass pic, there are loads of better ones. Hell, there are loads of betters ones that DON'T make it obvious that it's Christina's ass!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥

Submitted by Hekki on July 25, 2008 - 12:29pm.

WORD!!!!!
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria

Submitted by DR.FUNK on July 25, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Poor Chasey.Into the business with no plan...on
the way out of the business broke & busted.
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Well she could always sell that car.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

A long time ago I learned to basically ignore what many of the porn stars say in interviews. "Oh I love it! It's great! etc etc" I call bulls*it on it. You have to numb yourself to escape from what you are doing in front of the camera. Very Very Sad! ** Speaking of Porn, Today on Tyra she will be having a group discussion with women about watching porn. Tyra wants to know if women think that it is okay for us to watch adult films.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Poor Chasey.Into the business with no plan...on the way out of the business broke & busted.

That's why porn is such a disappointment to me. Because I can't turn off the little voice in my head that says "That woman is as high as a kite just to get through this experience, and the reason she's doing this is to get more drugs so she can forget that her uncle used to do the very same thing that's being done to her now." Written erotica is so much better. You don't have the moral dilemma because it's not really happening to someone.

And I dare anyone to tell me that Miley Cyrus is not under the influence of something in that video.

Sayonara on July 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
The video with that porn star was hard to watch, that was ugly.
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She is high out of her mind.
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Very much so and that's scary to see someone like that....poor soul

I had to turn it off at the 2nd "yo".

Web cams should be kept out of children's reach.

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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!

Whoa, Chasey Lain is one majorly cracked out skanky hobag. Sad clown makeup on a jacked up face. That was scary and sad.

The Disney celebuteens are annoying as hell (but I thought the Miley one was mildly funny) just like most teen girls are...giggle, putdown, giggle, brag, giggle, mock, giggle, giggle.

wow mileys a bitch. shes obviously jealous cuz that other girl is way prettier.

I would like to say that my ass has a few dimples and compared to these biotches.... I'll keep em. Maybe not comapred to Carmen's perfection but still...

"Postitots" is my sentiment exactly...people will whore their kids out for just about anything these days

I recognize Jennifer Aniston's ass only because we see it on a daily basis.

MILEY SNIDE ASS GIVES US ANOTHER WINDOW INTO HER CHARACTER. CANT SHE JUST GO AWAY.

LOL @ taco bell

Could you change your name to 53 cent? Yeah, dude, there's sales tax.

Submitted by kdracofan on July 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
The video with that porn star was hard to watch, that was ugly.
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She is high out of her mind.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Miley being a bitter self-entitled bitch? feuding with fellow Disneylodeon prostitots on youtube? no surprises so far from the next Lindsay Lohan...

Seriously, Fugly Cyrus is gonna crash BAD when she gets discarded by Disney like an used condom or gets knocked up by a pedo executive... and I'll have the popcorn ready.

I watch that whole Miley Cyrus video......off to shoot myself in the brain.

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

I'm not gonna lie... I'm gonna tell it like it is... I have a fat ass. But I'd take my fat ass over Jen's, Paris's and Gisele's teenage boy asses anyday.

I think Jen and Carmen have nice butts. Sadly, I could pick out X-Tina's ass by the chaps and the nasty on her ass.

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

Honestly, I'm really sick of people calling everyone "crackhead" or saying they're "cracked out".. it's fucking meth, not crack, and bitch is a fucking TWEAKER.

Signed,
A Former & Proud Crack Head

LMAO that MK named this pic file "assgrosscrumbs"!!!

HAHAHAHAH!

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Who knew Carmen Electra had such a nice ass? I guess I never noticed it before. Meh, maybe that was photoshopped? That's what I'll choose to believe...Actually, for some reason, I can't hate on Carmen, so I'll concede her nice ass...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

To Paris "would you like some syrup to go with those pancakes?"
I do believe I see a semi truck in the Xtina pix.

The crack porn star is a mess. I never thought I could feel sorry for a porn producer.
You should never try to reason with an addict.

Oh and I'm probably the only teenager alive that thinks this, but I can't stand all these no-talent kids Disney tries to force-feed we American youth. The only one (IMO) that has talent is Lucas Gabreel, and Disney's not promoting him because people think he's gay!

They rather give us Zac Efron who looks half-passed cunt than give us a guy who actually has talent, who may or may not be gay.

CAN'T FUCKING STAND DISNEY!!!
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
-Judy Garland

O yes - I forgot "ass" yesterday in my list of popular close-ups. Noted.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

John Barrowman is talented and oh so good-looking. And I liked the clip Towerload posted. Great actor.

Check him out in "Torchwood".

Chaisey Lain, congratulations on becoming the Amy Winehouse of porn!

I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go

maybe if Mariah would spend some money looking for better fitting suits, instead of paying $$ for a bunch of butterfly tats, she'd look decent.. well half way decent.. Poor nick cannon, just fulfulling a boy fantasy.. That will pass.. E to shall pass.. ?

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Paris's ass is amazing...only that it can be practically non-existent, yet saggy at the same time!

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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem

Honestly, I knew for sure when I clicked on that tiny bathing suit bottom, it'd be Britney.. Yikes! poor JA..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

yeah, What's w/ Annistons too tiny bottom she's wearing? Those other pictures could have been posted.

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Carmen's butt is hot.
Paris & Aniston's butts are gross.

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

John Barrowman!! SWOoN!!!
Makes me wish I was a man!! He is fucking amazing. Love his work.

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