Monday, July 28th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 25th!
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two! - Captain Who-Who
Runners-up:
Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries? - Degror
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint! - Christie Love
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Euphoria - orders to go, great one.
Table for 3 in the bulimic section, please.
Cafe Bulimia. What you don't see are the naked Davis Brothers placemats.
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All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars-
Oscar Wilde
"THIS FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT"...
"Awww, who the hell left the seat up?!"
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Why didn't White Castle think of this?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
When they say they want their orders "to go" they really mean it!
Lunchtime at the Brangelina Orphanage.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
That new restaurant Binge and Purge is a raving success with the bulimics in Japan.
The food can't be THAT bad.
Chinese food gives me the shits, too. This restaurant got it right when they installed toilets near the table so you don't have so far to go.
The company's new "anorexics only" lunchroom seems to be working out quite well.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"