Monday, July 28th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 25th!
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two! - Captain Who-Who
Runners-up:
Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries? - Degror
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint! - Christie Love
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Hey, come sit at our table and take a load off.
Manimal: good ones!
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
NEW! From Spishak! When efficiency is key for that "on the go" person, try the new PooFormance Stool!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Manimal, you are on a roll today!
Can we make it three for three?
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
This explains why I'm always hungry an hour after eating Chinese food.
That reminds me it's time for my snap, crackle and poop.
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Dammit, I said "No MSG in my food!" It always makes me feel crappy and a little flushed.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 10:30am.
Friday menu special: Toilet bats!
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Excellent, LCT, excellent
*bowing and scraping*
I am not worthy I am not worthy.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
I thought you're not supposed to shit where you eat.
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The new "Corn Recyclers" are in the testing stages, but preliminary results support the hypothesis that, yes, it does taste the same.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
The Surf and Turd is supposed to be really good at The Happy Crapper.
Hello Shitty
I'm bored with you now.
4 girls
1 guy
nix the cup we got pots baby!
Friday menu special: Toilet bats!
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I like to say the eff word.
They're gonna have a hell of a time wiping the shit eating grins off their faces.
(Someone's gonna say something mean about the Rachel Ray food testers in 3..2..1..)
Submitted by The C word on July 25, 2008 - 10:28am.
Private dining room available for potties.
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*giggling*
Thanx, missy! ☺
Toilet Times for the lonely, new from EHarmony!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Private dining room available for potties.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
The most popular dish is Fast Gut Bomb
I usually like to end a stop at the chinese buffet with some soft serve chocolate...but ill think ill pass this time.
Only in Vietnam would a restaurant called The Cat and Scat be packed.
Man, this food really goes right through you!
Submitted by Euphoria on July 25, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Been there, dung that.
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YES!!! love it
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
McDonald's hopes to see its Pan Asian profits rise by continuing to cater to local tastes by opening new restaurants called McShitter.
This restaurant gives all new meaning to the traditional poo-poo platter.
Pooters: The restaurant for those who PREFER to shit where they eat.
Been there, dung that.
Something tells me the food never smells too great there.
The concept of Catch and Release just took an odd turn with adding "and Flush".
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Whack-a-roll!
...And I don't have to go right now
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Lucky for Chen-ya, eating the bathroom has not caused her to flip her lid yet.
Paris Hilton opens her very first restaurant - "the scoff 'n' barf". Toothbrush not included.
I'll have a #2 - to go!
You wouldn't catch me eating in that dump.
Dim Sum. Dump Sum.
They've got really shitty food and their service is crappy!
Welcome to Shitty Wok.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 1:18pm.
C wword - foul - but funny as hell
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Tnx Two Drink! I couldn't resist...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Damn! Affordable housing in China has reached critical stages. Combination rooms? It's called the "Eat and Shit".
C wword - foul - but funny as hell
Funny, I don’t remember ordering corn. ..or peanuts for that matter.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I guess you can shit where you eat.
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle,
Be a sweetie,
Wipe the seatie!
The latest fad in Foreign hotels is the Bulemia Suite. With the most economical "Binge and Purge" stations available anywhere!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanx, Two Drink!
Last time I order poo poo platter.
This concept would be great for the 4 a.m. drunks at Krystal!