Monday, July 28th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 25th!

Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two! - Captain Who-Who

Runners-up:

Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries? - Degror

Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint! - Christie Love

Posted by: Michael K


The latest campaign from In 'n Out burger kept the customers moving.

Just another day at The International School for the Bulimic.

Clarisse's picture

Yeah, he was on time, brought me flowers and opened my car door, but he took me to the SHITTIEST restaurant!

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MommaAlly's picture

Forget Cyber Cafes! The newest fad is the Fiber Cafe! No need to run to the toilet! Shit where you eat!

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Evil Dead Rocks.

At least when the kung pao chicken goes straight through me, I have a backup plan.

danylom's picture

Behold China's Bulimia Nervosa Rehab Facility
Temptation over Willpower!!

http://pixelpunkd.blogspot.com
Welcome to the World's First Bulemia Diner! Don't have to run far to get to a toilet. Convenient.

DUDE's picture

Is the Pu-Pu platter any good?

the DUDE! abides...

DUDE's picture

Shitty Wok makes the best pot stickers

the DUDE! abides...

PhaQ Bitch's picture

With the increased popularity of eating disorders, did you really think restaurateurs weren't going to find a way to corner the market on bulimics????

PhaQ Bitch!!!

DUDE's picture

Would you like a table or outhouse?

the DUDE! abides...

Taco Bell cuts out the middle man.

DUDE's picture

Hope they wipe the table tops before the seats

the DUDE! abides...

DUDE's picture

This place is ALWAYS out of ass gaskets

the DUDE! abides...

kind of poor taste....yuckkk

check these wacky restaurants themes:
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/10-Ridiculously-Unique-Dining-Experi...

The cafeteria at Bulimia High School

Leelioux's picture

Gives new meaning to In-and-Out burger...

Holy Crap! Business at the new "Crohn's Cafe" is explosive!

Captain Who-Who's picture

In some cultures it's a compliment to burp after a meal. In Asia, you fart. The upside to it is they've now gone green with the Scat-Gas powered restaurant.

==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==

Since we all know how Chinese food is on the body, good thing they're already sitting on toilets.

angel_i's picture

I'm so glad we started dating toilets! They never get irritated when we talk about shoes or hair!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Gross! they're not using napkins-

Fast food keeps reinventing itself. Fast in, fast out!

The makers of Alli came up with the perfect solution to combat their inevitable side effects.

I guess they've never heard the saying "you shouldn't shit where you eat"

mahaatma's picture

...the Japanese have found that lunch at The Irritable Bowel Cafe is always a timesaver...

Finally, a restaurant for Alli users.

Apparently in Hong Kong it's perfectly normal to shit where you eat. It's also ok that the noodles come out the same way they go in.

El Bastardo's picture

AhhhhSoooo!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Collorius's picture

Aw! They made a special cafeteria especially for the loser kids forced to eat lunch alone in the bathroom!

El Bastardo's picture

An hour later i had to flush again!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

The C word's picture

“Tank you, piss come again.“

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

SirBert's picture

I hate working here, the tips are shit.

El Bastardo's picture

Erm, lets see now...i'll have the Kung Poo Chicken.

Hey to you too CW :o)

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

City Barbie's picture

"Pot Stickers" has the best Poo Poo Platters and Dung Pow Chicken!

Making work more efficient.

i told you ming and ling, don't shit where you eat.

waywhiteboyj's picture

Bowl-o-Noodles, anyone?

The C word's picture

Sure the lunch specials are good but I’d rather go at Crappy Hour.

:P

(Hey ElB!)

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

the newest rage from Japan...crapagotchis.

always devonly

tinkuy's picture

forget ATM, this is MTA

El Bastardo's picture

I've been to that restaurant once, twice, yes, i'm going for a turd time!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Captain Who-Who's picture

In lieu of gratuity, please respect the "courtesy flush" rule.

==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==

Captain Who-Who's picture

The General Kung Pow Chicken really does have that "POW!" effect. For your safety, we have installed new seating to facilitate in the eruption.

==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==

Euphoria's picture

You couldn't pay me to eat in that dump.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Only dumbfucks would find this more sanitary than sitting on the floor at the Japanese place down the street.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Chinese goes straight through me, too.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Euphoria's picture

This is the place I go before I take the Browns to the Superbowl.

kdracofan's picture

I wonder if they have Bulimics members only jackets...

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Rachel Ray's restaurant now open.