Monday, July 28th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 25th!
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two! - Captain Who-Who
Runners-up:
Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries? - Degror
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint! - Christie Love
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Now instead of having to wait by flushing twice for the long trip to the kitchen a single flush allows for a hot steaming pile to arrive straight on the plate.
Now this is what I call "fast" food.
BYOB - Bring Your Own Bowels
Bottoms Up!
Japan's newest trend. The Bulimia Bar
The Japanese version of a Roman vomitorium.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Submitted by Christie Love on July 25, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint!
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LMAO!!!
"Bowl"imic-Friendly
After being told their food was shit on several ocassions, China Express finally found a solution to their problems....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
And what's better is that you could keep your seat when you get up to stretch by simply dropping a deuce in the bowl! 'Is someone shitting there?'- my new pick up line too! Hey, the 1st bar that discreetly installs urinals under the tables has a customer for life!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Hey, did you hear about that joint where the food is so bad that the customers have to sit on toilets because the runs start before they even get up?!?
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That is all.
We call it Bulimic Eutopia, nothing to hide here.
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Please wipe here to be seated
Squatting Diner Dumping Dragon
Thanks but I'm not ordering today. I'm just having what he had.
Hey, I'm thinking I could go for this at bars and some of the Mexican food joints I frequent!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Ming Lee has quite a problem with personal hygiene. In fact the stench from between her legs was so awful, her friends installed air fresheners.
Go ahead & use the rabbit instead of the chicken Tran, I got you covered.
After looking at the plate inquisitively the young girl asked, "Where do I start?".
"At the end, I suppose."
Students at the Nicole Richie Eating Disorder Institute prep for their final Bulimia exam.
"excuse me .. do you have any Grey Poop-on?"
When they learned there was only 1 actual Amy Winehouse - The Kabuki House opted to install these toilets for seating instead.
The Institute for Friends of Bulimia
At this place, you gotta make your own shit.
If you ever had bad Thai food, you'll appreciate this.
backstage at the kraft service table on the set of "two girls one cup"
Stand-up and pee and we paint your ass like a pumpkin.
"Welcome to Eat-N-Go. Would you like to try our all-you-can-eat-and-poo buffet"?
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
testing center for expired food
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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"Excuse me sir, but do you have any gray poop on? hahahaha"
Bang bang
The first In-N-Out Burger opened in Japan today...
out of the frying pan and into the...er...well...i think you get the concept
Taco Bell's new dining room prototype. Where after you eat the food you don't have to haul ass home.
I guess there is a new meaning for the "poo poo platter"....
Japan- revolutionizing the acceptance of eating disorders, one restaurant at a time.
From our kitchen, to your table! From your colon to the bottled water we export to stupid rest of the world. China: Proud Sponsor of China.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Now that's what I call MULTI-TASKING.
shitting & eating.
Now you can shit where you eat. (I know it's too obvious)!
Your face!
FINALLY...Hot Pockets opens fast-food chains worldwide!
A new restaurant opened across the street from Beverly Hills High School - Bite & Barf.
"Good Cooking. Runs in Family"--The period in their sign was no typo.
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Toilet seats to sit on, sinks to hold the table, towel rails for the napkins and bed pans for your plate!
The restaurants only regret was they forgot to hook up the toilets before opening for business.
Eat with your right hand, wipe with your left.
The new restaurant Kung Pow Poo was very commited to recycling everything.
2 cups (of ramen), 1 dump.
Welcome to China...Time is Money!!
Flush twice.... its a long way to the kitchen
Restaurant swears that by the third meal you will be a certified bulimic.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"-My Mom