Monday, July 28th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 25th!
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two! - Captain Who-Who
Runners-up:
Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries? - Degror
Trust me, you do not want to sit on a stool at this joint! - Christie Love
Thank you, guys!
I can't believe I won! :-)
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
LOL Captain Woo-Woo - most excellent!!! *flushing toilet sound* Congrats!!
Congrats runners up - LOL!!!!!
BIFFJADUDE XO
Congrats to all the winners!!
That was a fun CT...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I lied about rich celebs on ·:*¨ M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m ¨*:·.! Ever boddy knows only loosers would go that ☆☆☆website☆☆☆and only looser with no chance at life or having ever a poor frend would spend all day promoting it ♥♥♥.
One stop shop
Try the new McCrap
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"Jenny Talia from Australia" Camel-toe
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
Someplace in here there has to be a joke about rimming.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
Welcome to Bulemia King. How can I help you? Would you like an Ex-Lax shake to go with your Olestra fries?
i've actually been to that restaurant!! hahaha :)
In-N-Out Burger
Why you never see a fat Chinese person.
The shitty grand opening of the "Potty Mouth" restaurant.
True "Fast Food"!
You know you've found the best Mexican food around when the actual chairs are toilet seats.
"In and Out" opens its newest resturant in Japan.
...how the car smells when you bring Chinese food home
I'm still trying to decide if this is a barf-fest or a shit-fest?
They must be eating Moo Goo Gy Poo.
A bulimic's dream.
You might want to skip the #2 combo.
Concerned about the increasing obesity problem in China, the government now requires restaurants to include Alli with every meal served.
White Castle, Asian Castle, it all goes RIGHT through you.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Captain Who-Who on July 26, 2008 - 1:38am.
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two!
LMAO!! Good one! :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
This food tastes like shit!
I didnt know "Reduce, Recycle and Reuse" is the recipe for the Pu pu plater
Smith, potty of two! Your bowels are ready...Smith, potty of two!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
We laughed when Japan invented the transistor, too.
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New music vid:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
Recently, On the hot millionaire singles club ****M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m****, I have some great experiences with hot girls there. Amazing, I seemed to see some famous player had a personal account there with his recent photos. He looks hot and handsome! It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May. I am a bit curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Sexual or serious, or committed?
This gives a whole new meaning to "fast food."
Shitting, or non shitting section?
Lunch is served at the Binge N' Purge.
"Hung Chows" ~ Now featuring high class chairs that double as Toilets ~ for after the meal when the fortune cookie is opened to reveal the message, "that wasn't chicken."
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
I know Japan has run out of space, but eating in the same place you shit?
Aw fuck! Do I spit or swallow?
In today's fast paced world, most customers are on the runs, I mean, on the run.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Now you really can have your cake and shit it too!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Finally, anorexics can have a normal meal just like the rest of us!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
"Choke and pukes" now on Rodeo Drive.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
That's some good Shabu Shabu!!!
Jennifer Lopez decided to take her restaurant chain globally; unfortunately, the food tasted like ass.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
When Nicole Richie saw this interior design in he recent issue of Bulemic Chic!, she called Nate Burkus immediately and told him to get on that fo her Kitchen area. "Now I don't have to make a beeline for the bathroom every time I throw up my Starbucks iced mocha! Puke chunks are like a total bitch to get out of a carpet."
Out with the old, in with the new.
mary kate and ashley olsen debuted the first restaurant catering exclusivly to bulimics...their opening weekend grossed more than the dark night...
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Taco Bell and the local sewer district have teamed together to save its customers time AND money.
C'mon. How else did you expect the Spears' dining room to look like.
Arghhhh
5 girls
3 cups
Now I know why this place is called Ass Donuts.
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Don't eat the poo poo platter...trust me!
I'll have the dumplings, the poo poo platter and special number 2.
The shit at this place will go right through you!