Friday, July 25th 2008
There Goes Their Multi-Million Dollar Picture Deal
Ethan Hawke and The Nanny said "fuck it" today by not even trying to cover up their little baby's face from the paps. Obviously, they've decided not to whore out their baby in a magazine. Ethan should have tried to work some kind of deal. He could have gotten a meal voucher from T.G.I. Friday's or possibly half of a joint. Oh well, maybe next time.
Here's more of Ethan, The Nanny and 1-week-old Clementine Jane in NYC. She's precious. It's a good thing she didn't inherit her daddy's greasy meth face. Seriously, he looks like he should be selling me an 8-ball, not carrying around a little baby.
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So how did you meet my mommy, daddy?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It's Ethan Hawke. Does anybody care?
he picked her over uma???
*wild laughter*
that bitch is ugly, i hope she actually used the car seat in the cab, what a skank
Sweet baby, and cute, too. I hope she inherited the best features of both parents because, let's face it, neither Ethan nor The Nanny are attractive. Maybe 2 uglies will = 1 pretty.
You never know, maybe the Enquirere (sp?) wanted the pic, lol
I think Nanny is a typo...it's spelled Manny.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Who the hell would pay for an Ethan Hawke baby photo? The dude is a has-been.
Cute baby, great name.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Mk, the only reason they're showing the baby is due to the fact that they didn't get any offers to whore her out.
And I see Ethan is wearing the consummate skeevy cheater's hairstyle.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Dang, maybe they thought they would get an embarrassing low amount so they didn't even try...lol