Friday, July 25th 2008
There Goes Their Multi-Million Dollar Picture Deal
Ethan Hawke and The Nanny said "fuck it" today by not even trying to cover up their little baby's face from the paps. Obviously, they've decided not to whore out their baby in a magazine. Ethan should have tried to work some kind of deal. He could have gotten a meal voucher from T.G.I. Friday's or possibly half of a joint. Oh well, maybe next time.
Here's more of Ethan, The Nanny and 1-week-old Clementine Jane in NYC. She's precious. It's a good thing she didn't inherit her daddy's greasy meth face. Seriously, he looks like he should be selling me an 8-ball, not carrying around a little baby.
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Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
How long until they hire a new nanny?
btw, ..it seems like he has fugly-fuck issues, he's determined to only fuck ugly women..maybe that's why he's looking so damn fugly himself, it's contagious!
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
I still don't understand what the hell happened to E.H., that son of a bitch useD to be absolutely gorgeous! ...oh blah, fuck it, life's a bitch.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
They are walking around NYC with a newborn totally exposed! Put the frigging hood up you methface fuck and the twatwhore mother should know enough to have her covered in the cab. Stupid people should not multiply.
WTF did Uma see in this asshat?
OMG!!!!! I thought that was a really busted up Ryan Reynolds for a second... I cringed as I scrolled down but was relieved to see it was ethan hawke! Wheeew!
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs."
Leave them alone, they are not looking for this attention.
What a dumb bitch!!! Why is she HOLDING a baby in the back seat of a car??
so they're giving that poor pale thang a head start on melanoma and cataracts, good parenting times!
Ethan has child-bearing hips!!
Does anyone agree in the third thumbnail she looks like the Late Linda Mccartney? Oh well Congratulations she's a lifetime commitment!
Nobody wanted to offer money for the baby pics to Ethan because a) he's a bad actor and b) he had a baby with the nanny, who's not even a celebrity. If this was all with Uma it would have looked way different. But he's a pretentious douchebag so screw him.(And I would have screwed him in his Reality Bites days for reals!)
Your face!
Guess not even Readers Digest wanted to pony up for the baby pixs.
Gee, do you think the new Mrs. Hawke will hire a Nanny? If she does, it will be one that's 250 pounds and over 50. And used to be a man.
Aw. I like Ethan. I'm glad they didn't sell out their baby. Even if no one wanted them. lol
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 25, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by cocoebert on July 25, 2008 - 10:28am.
How many celebrity marriages last when the woman is more famous than the man?
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delta burke & gerald mcraney
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Yeah, but I heard he was banging Dixie Carter on the side.
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Dixie Carter was (and still is) married to Hal Holbrook. No hanky panky there.
There you go. A celeb marriage that's survived.
Oh, and Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
the only movie i remember him in was Great Expectations which was really not too good
ethan's face took a serious dive into fug
uma is too big
Actually, Ethan's greasy meth face looks as smooth as that infant's in these photos. Did you ever see him in person? Just hang around Chelsea for 5 mins. and you will -you'll vomit a little in your mouth. He is extra repulsive in person -to my great horror I see him ALL time, once on the subway.
"I want to spoon feed Michael K picadillo on my couch tonight"
(imagine Karen rubbing tatas up against Jack)
I'm tempted to say good for him, but I think he just knows nobody is interested enough in his baby he had with the babysitter to pay money for it.
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or maybe they just had a baby and think thats more important than trying to figure out how to make the most money off of it
Dude, I took it back right after I wrote it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by cocoebert on July 25, 2008 - 10:28am.
How many celebrity marriages last when the woman is more famous than the man?
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delta burke & gerald mcraney
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Yeah, but I heard he was banging Dixie Carter on the side.
Didn't pimp their kids. Is it possible they moved up in my book. Not much. But, he's not exactly working too much these days.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 1:39pm
hahahahaha....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by cocoebert on July 25, 2008 - 10:28am.
How many celebrity marriages last when the woman is more famous than the man?
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delta burke & gerald mcraney
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
hehe beer theif babies. now THAT I could get with. Id employ them!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That's right DHL guy.. we're taking your picture.. LMAO at how he's looking over to the camera like "damn, my hair's messed up"
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
GOT NO PROBLEMS WITH BABIES AS LONG AS THEY STAY AWAY FROM MY BEER!!
_Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 1:27pm.
6 boners? me, you, okie, MK, kizzy, and LCT. Well!!
haha we are a bunch of dick heads!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Is this bitch getting into the car w/ out a carseat.. I guess she might have one smuggled in there somewheres.. I'm disgusted by Ethan Hawke.. The nanny.. yuck..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I don't think Hawke prefers her to Uma because she gives better blowjobs.
How many celebrity marriages last when the woman is more famous than the man?
6 boners? me, you, okie, MK, kizzy, and LCT. Well!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
they can't sell the pics, no one wants them....
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Submitted by missy on July 25, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Ok Missy! So now what am i gonna doo with these six boners?!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Dang, maybe they thought they would get an embarrassing low amount so they didn't even try...lol
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or maybe they just had a baby and think thats more important than trying to figure out how to make the most money off of it
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*sneaks up behind lolo*
*lifts bottle out of 6 pack*
*RUNS*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hahahaha jim you funny bastard. im not a baby person either.
I hate when peeps bring their babies to my work and they parade them around to everyones desk - like im supposed to give a flying fuck about some alien looking flesh blob sprung from the loins of someone else I couldnt care less about!
babies. PFFT!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow what a step down from UMA, I mean she looks old enough to be his mother...Rode hard and put away wet for sure!!!
Not the cutest baby I've ever seen...either at least we know she can somewhat take care of it, once he leaves her for some half assed starlet.
The last time we mix religion and politics people got burnt at the stake.
I think Ethan is hot. Always have since Reality Bites. But thinking of his character in that movie, and then seeing him with a pumpkin seat....weird. He's still hot, in a punk-ass kind of way, but still hot.
*hides ice cold six pack from Jim*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I think the Manny got to Ethan because she gives awesome BJs.. UMA looks like she is a bit stuck up and doesn't see the benefits of damaging her knees for Ethan's pleasure..
Oh My God!! That's where my favorite shirt from the Eighth grade (circa 1984) went! That bitch stole it-- it was my fave! Denim with a black suede flower embroidered on the shoulder. It must have made the rounds until she picked it up at the Salvation Army closest to her Trailer Park.
At least she didn't get a hold of the black parachute pants I always wore with it. Those were kicking...
Submitted by jim on July 25, 2008 - 1:11pm.
WHY DO PEOPLE GET SUCH A BONER LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS, FUCK IT IS A FUCKING BABY NOT A COLD BEER!!
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You get a boner looking at a cold beer?
@ her mrs. potato head fatures: the large nose (and not in a nice profile, strong looking way a la Anglica Huston) her prison tatts (cheap and fuzzy looking) and filthy gym shoes she has been wearing all the time: perfect match. These fuckers dress grubbier than the castaways on Lost (then again they seem to have a hidden Gap or Old Navy on that island. Always a fresh t shirt and shorts)
Clementine has a big schnoz!! Damn..
The mother is FUGS!! Uma is kinda ugly too, but more sophisticated!!
I like how Nanny is underneath a sign for "Legally Blonde" in that last thumbnail.
WHY DO PEOPLE GET SUCH A BONER LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS, FUCK IT IS A FUCKING BABY NOT A COLD BEER!!
But then again....it's nice to see a "Celeb" couple not whoring their child's pic at the drop of the pregnancy....
I agree, her over Uma?!?!
Must be greaaaaaaaate drugs.