Friday, July 25th 2008

Gross

The "Red Sonja" poster should really feature Rose McGowan licking Robert Rodriguez's dick, because that's what she had to do to get this role. Obviously, it wasn't her amazing acting skills that got her the part.

Robert will produce the remake starring Rose as the woman warrior. It's coming out next year and it will be whoreiffic. Robert and Rose might as well just shit on a plate and hand it to us, because that's what this movie is going to be.

Brigitte Nielsen, come fart on Rose for messing with YOUR role.

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Posted by: Michael K


oklahoma's picture

Oh I guess she's holding a sword in that lil pic.. But it still looks like she's holding it w/ her foot..

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parissucksliterally's picture

what is with all these promo posters having the same idea/picture?

lame.

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oklahoma's picture

I like to lick blood off of knives, too.. But only the blood of dear loved ones,, Including but not limited to: Husbands, mothers, in-laws, in-laws doggies.. etc..

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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Two Drink Min's picture

another hugh loss for Rodriguez...hmmm
karma

Hi Okie! Yeah, it does kinda look like Rachel McAdams, huh.

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feckless's picture

What, was Phoebe-P busy that week?

LunaChick's picture

Shouldn't this be under Photoshop awards?

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slappyou's picture

Rose McGowan has successfully whored herself into some kind of career

oklahoma's picture

Viva.. *smooches*

I thought that was her leg reaching for the mic.. Like she does in that one movie w/ the gun leg.. LOL.. Also, I thought the cover looked like Rachel McAdams..

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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

my sick arnold schwarzenegger obsession aside, this movie is a classic and should be left the fuck alone.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TvuVmQhQxuc

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wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!

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