Friday, July 25th 2008

Take That, Chanel!

Who needs Chanel when you have Gucci? International supermodel, fashion icon and poultry lover, Phoebe Price, showed the paparazzi a dress given to her by the Gucci outlet store of Cabazon, CA Gucci. You know that dress is from Forever 21 and she sewed the Gucci tag on it. I'm joking! Slap me with a wet dildo. I'm sure Mr. Guccio Gucci himself rose from the dead to personally pick out that gown for our beloved "Hot Babe of the Year."

Chicken Cutlets plans to wear this extremely elegant dress to premiere of "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" this Sunday. PP plays one of the mummy extras. I'm joking again! Whip me with anal beads. PP only does serious art-house flicks like "Get Smart." She doesn't do superficial crap like The Mummy! She's a serious actress!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


moriah's picture

Oh maaaan, you're always talking about this broad, but I don't even know who she is. I didn't care to look it up until now.. WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!

I Google this frightening pic.. YIKES!

http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/Claudiapics2/phoebe-price-dankar00.jpg

When I look at her in these pics I think of Sissy Spacek in Carrie (before they dumped the pig's blood on her).

hookah88's picture

ehhh imagine waking up to that gorgeous face every morning.

sflilbear's picture

Forget about the dress she's holding up; can we talk about that baby-doll puff dress she's wearing with those clunky silver drag queen heels? Lordy.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I love you, MK but your obsessions are just eye roll inducing.

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soul's picture

maybe GUCCImanoochi!

Hysteria's picture

omg! call homeland security! pp's cutlets are about to exPLODE!

angry mom's picture

is she aware of her antics?
i mean, are they diliberate?
or is she really a clueless hollyweirdo?
i don't get her
there is prolly nothing to get
no more ?'s I promise

XENU's picture

That dress is going to clash with her period hair.

The C word's picture

Too bad 'Gucci' is spelt 'Goochie'.

Anyhoo, her hair and that dress = clash.

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oklahoma's picture

Bam, Missy just wrote out the school dress size lesson for the day.. Take that!!!lol

EvilShoe.. No lie, thre are NO freckles on her face, and hardly any on her legs..Pretty fucking weird.. But make-up can cover up almost anything.!

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Two Drink Min's picture

Say what you want about her, but she must be doing something of interest. Aim higher PP, actually work!!! Don't be a Jordan or a Hilton.
We want a pair of cutlets seared into the Walk of Fame one day!!!

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 11:36am.

I hope there's no sun at this premiere,Lord knows this bitch can't stand to get one more freckle.
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Which leads to my question: Does she have freckles on her face and covers it with makeup? It looks odd that she doesn't have them on her face.

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Parker's picture

Who the hell shows off what she's going to wear at an event? Oh, yeah, PP. PP=Pathetic person.
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missy's picture

Submitted by Collorius on July 25, 2008 - 10:36am.
Size 40? Seriously? Isn't that like a 12?

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french 40 is like a US 8, Italian 40 is a US 4. Gucci is Italian.

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EvilShoe's picture

PP plays one of the mummy extras.

LMAO!

That dress looks nice. *runs away*

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She really likes having her picture taken.

She scares me.

missy's picture

god she is hilarious
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She is so beyond sad.

Collorius's picture

Size 40? Seriously? Isn't that like a 12?

oklahoma's picture

I hope there's no sun at this premiere,Lord knows this bitch can't stand to get one more freckle.

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;