Take That, Chanel!
Who needs Chanel when you have Gucci? International supermodel, fashion icon and poultry lover, Phoebe Price, showed the paparazzi a dress given to her by the Gucci outlet store of Cabazon, CA Gucci. You know that dress is from Forever 21 and she sewed the Gucci tag on it. I'm joking! Slap me with a wet dildo. I'm sure Mr. Guccio Gucci himself rose from the dead to personally pick out that gown for our beloved "Hot Babe of the Year."
Chicken Cutlets plans to wear this extremely elegant dress to premiere of "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" this Sunday. PP plays one of the mummy extras. I'm joking again! Whip me with anal beads. PP only does serious art-house flicks like "Get Smart." She doesn't do superficial crap like The Mummy! She's a serious actress!
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She looks beautiful and sexy.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
There's something weird about her hands and wrists--the way she poses with shit.
Tonight I went grocery shopping and I noticed a man with a camera phone so I pulled out my roll of Bounty paper towels and a slab of pork tenderloin and starting posing.
It didn't work.
Chanel employees were seen jumping off rooftops in Paris.
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
GAG!!! On so many different levels! Her cheeks look like the nipples were removed of some horseshit like that! Confidence is one thing, but there's nothing worse than a Butt Fugly (Ginger) Beotch from Hell who thinks she is hot! Her crotch prolly looks like a mashed up rotten tomato!
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what a joke she is
Same old poses PP? BORING. HATE the "holding hair back with your hands" pose the most... And why are you never photographed head on? You're always slightly to the side, ugh!
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God, I've been reading this website for a long time now. Every time I see this silly tweed I want to claw my bloody eyes out. How is she a "model"? I thought they were supposed to be hot. Or do you just need to be dumb and skinny, now?
she's a size 40?! in gucci, that's basically an 8. she looks a lot smaller than that. crazy.
Submitted by Justin B. on July 25, 2008 - 1:23pm.
whats wrong with her cheeks? she looks like a squirrel, what she got a mouth full of nuts?
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No, she's got Chicken Cutlet-shaped cheek implants.
She is a Size 40? What is the European equivalent for that?
Gucci in a cheap ass parking garage??? She will burn in hell.
This is really, really sad now. Another parking lot conference. Someone needs to do an intervention ot something. the joke is getting old when this woman has some obvious psychological issues.
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LOL! She clearly thinks the barrier to success she's experienced so far is all for the lack of a little doggie. Silly cutlet face!
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She's been in the sun too long. The cutlets have plumped and are ready to pop!!
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Oops... Forever 21
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Speaking of Forver 21... They have some great knock off Chanel bags in stock.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Oooh . . . that reminds me, gotta buy some Chanel No. 5 for my mom's birthday.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
whats wrong with her cheeks? she looks like a squirrel, what she got a mouth full of nuts?
Submitted by Jadore Joey: "She's in a fucking parking garage, and the dress is on a plastic hanger!"
Ah a ha ha ha ha!
Somehow I get the feeling that the woman who Phoebe's cat-sitting and plant-watering for is going to notice that dress missing when she gets back. Or she'll notice the chicken grease on it.
Enough of this fibbing fuckery. Here's a question posed to our resident narcissist by Metro.co.uk magazine.
Do you have cheek implants?
No. My mother’s cheeks look just like mine. These are my cheeks, can’t help it. I’m a strong woman, you can say whatever you want about me.
Judge fer yerself...
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Why wasn't PP cast as Red Sonya?
Hollyweird is racist against chicken cutlet people.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Okie,
Everytime i would catch him sniffing, i would hand out a piece of gum and say "Really, please..."
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hahaa.. I don't mean, to be mean, but you need some ListerINE, not a sip, not a swollow but you need the whole damn bottle..
Something like that might work better next time..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Okie,
Everytime i would catch him sniffing, i would hand out a piece of gum and say "Really, please..."
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Clarisse. No way would he notice..I'm sure he'll think its his own breaf he's smelling anyways..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Thanks Okie!
I wonder if my boss would notice if i started putting rum in my Diet Coke??
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing. You'll h
Is it possible that she realizes how silly she looks and she's actually just clowning around and secretly scoffing at all the publicity?
I'd hate to think anyone would actually innately behave the way she does.
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She's in a fucking parking garage, and the dress is on a plastic hanger! If I were the PR director for Gucci, I'd ask for it back!
I think she needs to start a love triangle with Spencer and Heidi.
Though their combined power of cheese may be too much for the world.
Clarisse! I can tell you are a bit bummed.. *taps on my shoulder* here, lean in.. Also, nice young photo in your av. good thing I don't store chocolate in my panties or it would be melting right about now. lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Oh Jesus, she will never stop........
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
oklahoma!
You have me figured out??? Well, that makes one of us!
We're alright...just bummmed...we are referring to myself in the third person...must mean the drugs are kickin in!
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing. You'
How the hell can she wear a red dress without clashing with that craptastic hair color of hers. I have red in my hair and it looks HORRIBLE when worn with other reds. I'm not an INTERNATIONAL SUPERMODEL like PP though...so maybe thats why. lol.
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
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clarisse, I think I have you figured out!! You ok??
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Never b4 has so many been given so little for so long from some nobody. That should be PP's credo..
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Ugh...what a shit day.
I need a drink!
Okie,
Pass the bowl...
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Randy Pausch
1960 – 2008
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing. You'll have stars that can laugh!"
MK: you horny sucio!
lol
PS: "hicken Cutlets plans to wear this extremely elegant dress to......"
To the opening of the local supermarket?
To do laundry?
Where else?
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*bumps butts w/ LisaMarie* Nice..! She is awesome! Sissy all the way, I like to pretend she is the real Coal Miners Daughter, i went to Loretta Lynns Dude Ranch a while back coming back from vaca, and just pretended it was really Sissy's house.. I need help!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 25, 2008 - 11:39am.
I've always wondered the same thing. I think she either gets the freckles on her face removed with chemical peels or lasers, or more likely she's covering it up with the world's palest shade of makeup. Goodness, that plastic surgery has turned her into one creepy looking woman.
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Submitted by smoke on July 25, 2008 - 11:54am.
Whoa, is she posing in a PARKING GARAGE??? I wonder if she got evicted from her regular spot in front of The Ivy. I pity the pap she chased down and begged to take these shots.
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Haaahaaahaa...good catch!
The other day it was a parking lot, now the garage, next the building incinerator.
And I think her hairline has receded even further.
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Haha Oklahoma, I never met a Sissy Spacek fan before! LOL, I actually LOVE her too. She's a great actress.
actually, her cutlets are pregnant. they're expecting chicklets. ok, i'll leave now.
Whoa, is she posing in a PARKING GARAGE??? I wonder if she got evicted from her regular spot in front of The Ivy. I pity the pap she chased down and begged to take these shots.
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Her pathetic little "oh look how cute and coy I am" pose is SO irksome -- it isn't even all that attractive on a young woman who's actually pretty, and on a tanned and stroped length of old sea biscuit it makes the culprit look positively certifiable.
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btw, is it just me, or does PP look like she has cutlet wonk?
If she was in Get Smart, why isn't it listed on IMDB? I saw the movie and didn't notice her.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on July 25, 2008 - 11:49am.
When I look at her in these pics I think of Sissy Spacek in Carrie (before they dumped the pig's blood on her).
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Lisa Marie, no no no.. Don't you tread on Sissy Spacek, She's my home-girl.. If you must refer to a movie said Beauty was in, then say 'Carrie' or 'coal miners daughter' is what PP looks like.. But never compare anyone to Sissy, *glares*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Next time she goes in for a facelife, she's going to need to ask her doctor to place her hair line a little further down.. bitch is starting to grow a five head.
She probably "bleaches" (for lack of a better word!) her skin, but why she wouldn't bleach her arms is beyond me. I do my face and my arms, but my arms get the brunt of it. I have no freckles on my legs, and neither does my husband, the "Ginger Jew". It's probably a bitch to bleach your arms all the time when you're out in the sun every day, hamming it up for the paps! I hide from the sun like a good little pale-on-purpose girl should ;)