Angie Jolie Told To Fatten Up
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. Better yet, they should keep Angie out of this shit and bring back Rene Russo. She hasn't made a movie since 2005 and it's time for a comeback.
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Seriously, Rene Russo. Where the fuck did she go?
Will never happen. Producers will drop the demand. Everyone bows to the will of Angelina.
Angie Jo better start hitting those cockmeat sammiches!
Not gonna happen! Brad likes them skinny.
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Here, Angie, have a knuckle sammich.
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Oh wait no, sorry she's not chasing the kids, the nannies do that.
She's chasing brad, ya know, to breed.
"28 pounds" isn't that the name of a movie?
MK! You know bitches go out on thursday night!
YOU KNOW we are all hung over!
WTF!
*spanks MK's bottom*
You naughty sons of beesh!
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I know how she can gain weight and FAST:
stay perpetually pregnant...or eat an orphan for Breakfast.
Stupid, overrated, nauseating pile of chimp shit.
I'm in a P.O. mood today folks.
She's burning too many calories chasing her kids around that 65854651321 sq ft house.
yeah Ang put on a few chins, flabby arms, beer gut, fat droopy A, saggy boobs. ;>