Angie Jolie Told To Fatten Up
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. Better yet, they should keep Angie out of this shit and bring back Rene Russo. She hasn't made a movie since 2005 and it's time for a comeback.
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Clarisse, I think so! I had forgotten about that...I remember feeling so bad for him at the time.
But Pierce has as many or more options for being a man-whore than anyone else in Hollywood...and he doesn't do it.
Monogamy is SOOOOOOOO much sexier!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 9:12am.
He passed? Must have been very recently, no? Must go google. Last ime I checked he was still with us.
Post google: TODAY!!!
RIP
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Laughs @ huge anus.. lol
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Libby,
Didn't Pierce's first wife pass from cancer?
Yah, he's a pretty classy bloke! (Don't me Holie won't try though)
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I love that they said "28 lbs"..not 25 or 30.....*rolling eyes*
She is not the only actress that has been ordered to gain weight...yeah, Hollywood...they care so much!
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She's gross. She looked best in 2004...pre-Brad. She was healthy and gorgeous back then. Now, she looks hard and cold.
They asked her to gain weight??? Holy Shiloh....I bet she didnt take that well.
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wow, Lisa-Marie, thanks for responding.
I guess all the bile people have for Angie, when it is lumped in with having fertility problems, just raises my hackles. I've known a lot of woman who can't conceive, and it is heart-breaking, to say the least.
"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
I didn't realize the story originally came from the Mirror...or I would have realized the stone idea (I myself should read more carefully).
I have a Brit fetish...and the specimens I've dated are always talking about things like how many stone they weigh, like I can just translate that immediately! Multiplying/dividing by 14?...takes a second.
They may as well talk about their height in "hands."
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
She was to skinny with the twins. After they were cut out they took the stomach flab and fixed it. She will be heroin thin in no time flat, The Pitt likes them young and skinny.
DANG! I love you sluts!
did that sound dumb?
ha ha ha
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Sorry Libby! I'll try to read more carefully from now on!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 10:54am.
he/she apologized ok, its cool
(i know it may seem weird to non-addicted dlisters, but I LOVE How us sluts stick together on here... hehehee!)
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Lmao, well as slutty as I can be, I hope at least not a dumb one. JK
Previous comment supposed to be "2" stone, not 14 :)
_Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 11:52am.
My apologies,
well shit happens you dumb slut :)
keeeeeeeding.
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I'm guessing they said, "14 stone" and someone translated it into lbs. BTW the "stone" weight system is the stupidest thing ever-who can easily add in multiples of 14?
Lisa Marie, I was talking to "K2,"
the commenter, not MK, the super-genius.
Please read more carefully.
"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 11:49am.
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Oooo, Someone is mad cause they have booger on their face, and its a really hard big booger that't been on there for days.. Wash that shit, Slut!
*sneezes, coughs SLUT sneezes, coughs*
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Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 10:49am.
It was just a friggin question, LoLo.
No need to be a DUMB SLUT about it yourself.
-No love for Superioriority Complex today.
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yeah dude you jumped the gun.. she was agreeing with you.
ease up killer
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My apologies,
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I read it wrong.
Submitted by libby on July 25, 2008 - 11:44am.
Angie's REPORTED in-vitro aside, K2, please be careful what you say about women who need help in the fertility department. It's a very sensitive subject for at least a few on the girls here.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
Keely is STILL a hot bitch.
ABSOLUTELY AGREED, B.S.F! She is a totally gorgeous plus-sized lady....but she has changed quite a bit since they got married...and that makes me admire Pierce all the more, for not being a shallow prick and loving his wife through thick and thin (so to speak). TRUE LOVE!
"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Finally, someone says it. Let's hope she's listening. She's NORMAL size now, because of her pregnancy; she should just work out and harden up.
Perfection in the flesh!
_Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 11:49am.
It was just a friggin question, LoLo.
No need to be a DUMB SLUT about it yourself.
-No love for Superioriority Complex today.
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BRAD AND ANGIE ARE THE DUMB SLUTS!
*flicks bugger at screen*
pfffffffffffffft!
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It was just a friggin question, LoLo.
No need to be a DUMB SLUT about it yourself.
-No love for Superioriority Complex today.
28 pounds = 2 stone (UK measure of weight)
In a fewmonths she will complain that she tried to gain weight but she just couldn't. Ah me... Such is life for the irrepressibly beautiful.
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...Pierce and Keely Shaye are ROCK SOLID.....Lainey had that "Just as she is" blind about them...the only clue she ever gave is "Hawaii"...where Pierce and Keely just happen to live.
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Keely is STILL a hot bitch. She puts AJ to shame. I'm sure after this shoot Pierce will thank the good Lord he doesn't have to come home to a loony bag of bones.
Angie's REPORTED in-vitro aside, K2, please be careful what you say about women who need help in the fertility department. It's a very sensitive subject for at least a few on the girls here.
thanks.
"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
She has that unfortunate combination of a lineback's shoulders and no neck. Gross.
And I thought John Mayer was the only living Bobble Head Doll...hmmm anyone else seeing a mismatch here???
What happened to staying home and caring for the kids (now numbering six) instead of movie-making like Angie Jo claimed once upon a time? Riiiiiiiiiiight. She needs to catch up to the lovely Jennifer Aniston in salary!
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My guess is that Angelina was given a goal weight for filming...and that goal weight is 28 pounds heavier than she was in "Wanted."
After twins, she will have to lose weight to get there, surely. And gain muscle.
And Clarisse, Pierce and Keely Shaye are ROCK SOLID.....Lainey had that "Just as she is" blind about them...the only clue she ever gave is "Hawaii"...where Pierce and Keely just happen to live.
(I really love the Brosnan marriage....he married the woman, not the 25-year old body. So unlike most other dogs out there, who move from trophy to trophy.)
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"People stop and stare at me,
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renne is hot sexy shit!
angie's hair looks like it weighs mnore than her in that pic. barf.
I'm more surprised that Paul Verhoeven has any power left in Hollywood - or that he can even get hired, with big name starts to boot. Did they not see Showgirls? Yes, it was brilliant, but not in a good way.
"We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy! "
When I look at her, I just think Black Widow Spider.
She's the biggest hypocrite. Staying home to raise 6 kids, yeah BULLSHIT! She has no intention nor did she ever have the intention of not working. Anything to get away from 6 screaming kids. She's not mother earth. Her affection is limited .... to when the papz are around.
This movie will FAIL miserably. Rene Russo should be on board not this bag of bones. They need a real woman. Not some chic that looks like she hasn't hit puberty! She's about 5'8 and needs to put on 28lbs - that means she weighs about 100lbs soaking wet. She's malnourished looking. No wonder she needed scientific intervention to help her get pregnant!
I'm looking for this bony bitch to implode before the year is out. Then she'll be hospitalized for 'exhaustion'. She is not right in the head.
I knew it. Cheater. Now she's shagging Greasy Bear.
Where's her big-ass tiger tat? The producers/directors/whatevers cover that shit up so they can give her an equally shitty tramp stamp? I'm confused, and barfing.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
And do they honestly expect us to believe that a woman who just gave birth to twins needs to put on an additional 30 pounds? Me thinks Angie planted this rumor herself to make women everywhere with real post-baby bods feel bad.
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Submitted by nyprg515 on July 25, 2008 - 11:27am.
she was under weight before and WHEN she was knocked up and HAD to use invitro to get knocked up BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO THIN TO DO IT NATURAL
no love for these dumb sluts today!
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Ideally, it should probably be muscle weight, but she would still need to eat to keep the muscle.
Rene Russo looks to me like a cross between Tori Spelling and Terry Hatcher.
Ruh-Roh! Keely Shaye best lock up her man quick like!
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Dude!
She JUST popped out twins for goodness sake, how the hell could she be underweight that fast?
F*ckin celebs are abnormal.
I guess this means she has to lay off the smack? Nah.. like Mike said, it'll never happen.
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She must look at pics of herself. You would think she realizes how much healthier she looks when she's pregnant.
It may not be popular opinion, but I do think she's very beautiful.
she looks gross in that pic
i thought she was staying home with her six kids unless something FABOULOUS like Atlas Shrugged came along. hate this hypocritical POS.
The Bukaki affair is more like it. Just another boring piece of shit in the making.