Angie Jolie Told To Fatten Up
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. Better yet, they should keep Angie out of this shit and bring back Rene Russo. She hasn't made a movie since 2005 and it's time for a comeback.
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@Libraesque2007
Well, we have a lot in common, then.
I find YOU very amusing.
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My shit stirring stick?
you need to get a fucking grip.
I don't worship anyone. I come here because I think it's amusing that you unmitigated losers spend day and night to the tune of 400-600 comments on each AJ thread, foaming at the mouth about these people. It's pathetic. God forbid someone have a different opinion than yours and holy shit, all the 7th grade juvenile delinquents come in droves, spewing a bunch of ridiculous shit
ADVICE: try getting LAID, it may diminish your insane hatred of these people
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Well I'm assuming she gained some weight with the babies she just had, but before that she looked positively skeletal. She really has some weird eating issues doesn't she? I know her mom died but fucking eat a funnel cake or something...I remember when she looked hot...sort of...
Your face!
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Doesn't anyone have sex in Hollywood anymore?
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 2:37pm
You again? Please take your shit stirring stick and put it back where it belongs, troll. And while you're at that, make your way back to Just Jolie and worship the chosen ones or shiloh or whoever...
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I heard rumours somewhere, CDAN?, that Richie went through IVF and that Jolie was seen visiting her doctor to get the treatments. Rumour is he told her to gain weight before he would treat her.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"-My Mom
Ritchie went to rehab, to see why she can't gain weight, thats the excuse they gave. She must have eaten enough to start her menses again.
SO Nicole Ritchie must have had invitro too, right, because she was anorexic when she got pregnant
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Youri: Yeah, my thought's exactly. She ain't much of an actress. Plenty of mediocre actresses have won oscars in great roles, imo. I definitely think she is doing something to get these roles. And I think it's dirty. I wouldn't put anything past her. They were recently saying whether she should play Catwoman in the next Batman because of her features. I commented that if that was the case they should choose the lovely woman in your avatar. She would suit the role much better based on felinity.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"-My Mom
She is to VAIN to gain weight for a movie.
@ Abaddon
Maybe she's like scientology, maybe she knows some dirty secrets of Hollywood's big shots. She must do something because she keeps getting roles.
Submitted by Stoney on July 25, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Why do we think she's on heroin?
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Ted Casablanca pretty much outed her. He did a couple of blind items about it. She was meeting an old smack fiend acquaintance at a hotel and was apparently shooting up there.
Youri: Sexual favours? A rub and a tug? I guess the bosses misunderstand gossip stardom with box office stardom.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
Why is she still getting roles when all her movies bomb? She isn't a box office queen. I don't understand.
I totally want a funnel cake now! Maybe I'll find one or three at the fair this weekend. I'll even throw in a corndog and think of you. Fair food totally needs to be the hot slut of the day sometime.
Breakdown - I still love you despite your faults.
LOL...kidding, I mean the faults part...:P
She won't gain weight for anything. She's probably already back on smack.
Is somebody going to fix this bitch now that she's popped out the newest additions to the litter? Enough already. She tries to make sure all these kids understand their cultures and such maybe she should adopt some vampires so that they can understand hers.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
Two Drink,
Heath's Joker was disturbing! I was shocked!
I was the same way when i heard about the oscar buzz...you know *rolls eyes*..but it was a fabulous performance!
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Yeah, why not Russo? She's hot and doesn't need to be fed intravenously to tip the scales at what? a buck ten? This Hollywood mandate that says male stars can only be featured with women who are at least half their age is inane.
She's sexy thin or fat.
that's all.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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OMG I meant role, not roll. Jebus. OK.
I can blame it on Stella. Artois.
OMG I meant role, not roll. Jebus. OK.
I can blame it on Stella. Artois.
Clarisse - I thought, bleh, they are talking Oscar buzz cause, well...then I saw him in that roll and holy crap. I wouldn't have thought it was him had I not known. He did crazy very well.
He was much better than Nicholson. I know some will disagree, but I found him funnier and yet far more menacing.
Why do we think she's on heroin?
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Submitted by libby on July 25, 2008 - 11:44am.
Angie's REPORTED in-vitro aside, K2, please be careful what you say about women who need help in the fertility department. It's a very sensitive subject for at least a few on the girls here.
thanks.
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I wasn't tyring to say anything offensive. I was merely stating that it's no surprise that she would have had to have scientific intervention considering she was malnourished looking. Which leads one to believe that she may not have been ovulating. I certainly am well aware at how wonderful IVF can be for woman who seriously have no other options. But to use it, just b/c you're impatient and want to "get it over with", is sick on her part. And apparently that was the quote most recently given in relation to Jolie using IVF.
One of my best friends' next step is IVF. She's been trying to get pregnant for 2 years. Also,I have family who has suffered secondary infertility. I do have empathy for the situation.
I apologize if anyone felt I was doggin' them.
I'm so tired of this bitch acting sexy. She is a terrible actress and she is crazy.
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pre-face surgery! pig nose!!!
LCT,
Oh Lord! That would almost be lethal! (but what a way to go!!!)
Mrs K.,
Yeah she is! It was a great cast in Laurel Canyon...the story was just so uninspired!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
Laurel Canyon
I ♥ Frances McDormand.
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This is industry-speak for "No heroin on the set of The Topkapi Affair like on Wanted".
Clarisse, could you imagine the hot baby CB and GB could make if men could mate? YOWZERS.
It's almost a shame they can't....
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Two Drink,
I'm going again tonight. I generally wasn't a fan of Heath, but he really nailed The Joker!
CB, was, as always (except Laurel Canyon) was BRILLIANT!
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Is this story even true? I haven't heard that The Topkapi Affair is even being made, just rumors. Isn't Angelina's normal weight 115-120lbs? I can't imagine they expect her to be 140+lbs.
Submitted by ladyd on July 25, 2008 - 8:54am.
I'm guessing they said, "14 stone" and someone translated it into lbs. BTW the "stone" weight system is the stupidest thing ever-who can easily add in multiples of 14?
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The Brits and their commonwealth countries can. They used to learn their multiplication tables up to the 16s. My mom is from a commonwealth country and she was amazed when we stopped at 12x12.
Thank God. First Jane Seymour, now the producers, are trying to help her. She looks like hell on the poster for Wanted. Her elbow is thicker than her upper arm. She's been emaciated for a long time.
she'll be preggy again by that time
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 25, 2008 - 12:52pm.
*kisses your cheek French Style*
LMAO at the weekend at Kirstie Alleys!
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LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 12:48pm
Oh I know, trust, that is how Skeletina will consider herself, "intense artist mom". okay that made me gag.
Hi Hobag!
She needs a weekend with Kirstie Alley and some Special Barley water.
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_Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 25, 2008 - 12:42pm.
she will be "taking care of the twins intensely",
Isnt that such a strange way to talk about raising blobs?
Ohhh laord id be pissed if my nanny or my mommy was INTENSELEY taking care of my ass!
I imagine her like looking all constipated in the face giving those little twins the death stare.
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28lbs seems like a lot of weight to gain, even for her. Hopefully she will get back to a healthy weight - She used to be beautiful.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
So I guess her trip to one of her heroin stash countries has been rescheduled and instead she'll be "taking care of the twins intensely", translated, REHAB stint.
I'm glad they made this tidbit public, cheers to whomever, it's about fucking time Skeletina gets served up and is put in the line of fire.
Her loon army neglects that issue by replying she is so healthy, blah blah blah....
I have missed Brangelooser Fridays, disappointing turn out though, Edmond ain't got no loon game.
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Clarisse, I saw Dark Knight last night, holy crap. Buying and putting it in the porn pile, next to American Psycho.
Two Drinks!!!
Cheers to that! I could use a Bale post!!!
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing. You'll have stars that can laugh!"
Yes a lot of people need help but these people actually try sex first and get a healthy body to start with. I wish these couples the best. Jolie was undernourished and flitted from place to place, Once you get to skinny, you stop menstruation. That causes problems with fertility.
UGH, MK...running out of places to rest my eyes.
Red Sonya, greasy backalina...please...
I hope Christian Bale yells at someone just so I can see him again.
Will Pierce Brosnan play Angelina's dad?
Pierce Brosnan is a mensch.
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Mrs K.,
Yes, Friday i think. They just reported it today.
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"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing. You'll have stars that can laugh!"