Angie Jolie Told To Fatten Up
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. Better yet, they should keep Angie out of this shit and bring back Rene Russo. She hasn't made a movie since 2005 and it's time for a comeback.
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Clarisse,
We are throwing bouquets to Mrs. K!!!!
We heart Mrs. K!
OT: No love lost for Angelina Jolie.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
DebFrmHell,
Mines better!!!
*kicks Deb's shin*
*runs out the door*
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Lo, I wouldn't talk if I were you, you Superficial reject
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
For Mrs. K,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cL4tMKjfS0
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 4:43pm.
However, as Prince said,
"Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life."
And we find the loons at JJ equally as pathetic.
So let's leave it alone, 'cause we can't see eye to eye. There ain't no good guys, there ain't no bad guys. There's only you and me and we just disagree.
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Or as Rumi put it:
Out beyond ideas of rightdoing
and wrongdoing
There is a field.
I will meet you there.
PS. I love it when you quote Prince:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Mrs K.,
For you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka469s5Zc2U&feature=related
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz,
Why thank you Mrs. K! My sex life has just improved! I have gone all kinds of gayelle for you...
I don't have a Xanax, but would you care for a fruit roll up?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
And just in case y'all miss me next week, I'm on jury duty, not dead. Bye sluts!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
They later added, please gain 28 lbs as well as hire an accent coach and take some acting lessons.
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Its talking about comedy.
How rich
Seriously im fucking tickled.
Speshul
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Since Libra is speaking to me through a third party now, would you please tell it I'm not a twit, Mrs. K? And while you're at it, uninvite it to my birthday party or I'm telling mommy!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Youve always been a fucking cunt, youre right.
Nothing new about that.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 2:26pm.
but Mz K!!!!!!!!
how else would these derelicts get off?????
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By me licking their clits, that's how.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
LOOK!
I'm just tryin' to make everyone happy and it's too stressful.
I'm outta here.
WHERE'S MY XANAX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Many thanks to PSL for turning me on to Full Frontal Fridays... 8-)!
Gives me something else to do with my hands...lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Dont get me started on his New Orleans project.
EPIC FAIL
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
but Mz K!!!!!!!!
how else would these derelicts get off????? They seem to derive SO much pleasure from calling people cute little names like lazy face...or eyed bee keepers.
I thought I was being nice by stroking their g spot by defending AJ
No????
One of your minions has told me to stop harassing you.
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
I know their foundation has doled out about 2.5 million dollars. I would like to know how much is actually in there and where the money goes before I believe that this is all a truly philanthropic funds or yet another attempt at garnering more press. Since they have a private foundation, you cannot find out pertinent information.
I think personally it is the latter. And for the tax write-off.
p.s.
Those houses that Brad Pitt is so fond of showing off in NO are destined to fail because they are below the 22 ft. mark. The levees are not repaired correctly and will fail again if a Class 4 or 5 hurricane rolls thru and all his efforts will be washed away with countless more lives.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Too many Sweeds are not tokin up on the tweeds.
Vibrate higher!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I now not only want to ruin what ever the fuck Patsy's hookie mookie is, i also want to shove a banana cocktial up her ass and duct tape her bitch ass mouth shut.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ugh, of to get a wine and be introspective now that I have been told off by the loonies again.
NAH, I am full of shit...Friday night. Live up (not Lohan style) sluts. I mean that in soooo many ways. fake lezzies are the worst.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm a lover not a fighter. But if someone goes off the deep end at me because I have a different opinion you will hear some yelling up in here, yo.
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Mmmm, if you were REALLY a lover you wouldn't be yelling just because someone disagrees with you. You'd be saying...
Life is very short, and there's no time,
for fussing and fighting my friend.
I have always thought, that it's a crime,
so I will ask you, once, again.
Try to see it my way,
only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
While you see it your way,
there's a chance that we may fall apart before too long.
We can work it out,
we can work it out.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Libraesque2007,
Please stop harrassing Mrs K. Thank you.
DebFromHell,
That pressie wasn't for me, but i enjoyed the hell out of it anyway!!
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Randy Pausch (1960 – 2008)
"When you look up at the sky at night, since I'll be living on one of them, since I'll be laughing on one of them, for you, it'll be as if all the stars are laughing."
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Probably her many nude pictures.
DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 5:07pm
I saw the nekkid Brad!!!!
Thank You!!!!!
Of course, in my head, I see him nekkid everyday,
unlike the High Hwore Holie, I appreciate....
And to everyone who sent BDay greets and treats to me, Thanks You Guys!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Mz K, I'm ashamed of you. There was ONE night they didn't
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
I'm a lover not a fighter. But if someone goes off the deep end at me because I have a different opinion you will hear some yelling up in here, yo.
Yea, theres a lot of do gooders out there, all of them are okay in my book, I don't give a damn why they do it, more power to em'
I'd really like to see these lunatics go APE SHIT if AJ took a page from P.N. and plastered her face on salad dressing bottles for charity
HA!!!
I'd pay admission to that
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Stoney--Did you know that Rose and her husband had sex - every day before breakfast, after dinner, and then for several hours on the weekends until the day he died?!?!?!!?
True story.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Bradi,
I sent you (and many others) a birfday present. Please go to Birthday Sluts to see!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
PS: Betty White is my homegirl.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Who do you think you are, newby? You can't just come in here tell us what to do! We ARE grown up, we just like to come in here to play! Don't rain on our fucking parade, you washed-up grouch with pretend sexy times!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Libraesque, being criticized by you for doing what this one little blog was designed for, ripping on celebs, trash talkin', whatever, is why your post were "loonesque".
Most of us have been to other sites in cyberhellspace and unlike the comment Nazi's at other sites that delete ANY negative comments about Skeletina or any other celeb is why the posters here like myself LOVE DLISTED.
Skeletina is straight up one trick pony ho.
She skates on others coat tails and lays claim to shit that ain't hers.
If all any "defender" has to offer up about Skeletina is her "philanthropic" smoke and mirror show, please. She only does for herself and any by product of the act, she still profits, period.
*rant off*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Unless you own the box set, you aint in my league
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You are so competitive!!!
:)
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I'd like to add that I'm completely broken hearted that you're denying we bonded. I even sang the Chuckles the Clown song to you.....but whatever, I'll get over it
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OK, well now you've cut me to the core. I would never EVER deny bondage with you, never!!!
And we would never ever talk shit about Betty White, either. We love all the Golden Girls.
If you want to applaud Angie's charitable works that's fine. A lot of us think it is exaggerated and embellished and she does it simply for the attention it garners. There many many people who do a lot more for charitable causes than AJ. Like Paul Newman, to the tune of 100 million dollars. And other people we have never heard of.
We are just trying to have a little fun here. Just trying to get through the day. It just may not be your kind of fun. If you think we are pathetic perhaps you should be compassionate towards us instead of yelling at us, yo.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Don't no one be hatin' on the Golden Girls. That will get you shivved in the kidney 'round here.
Unless you own the box set, you aint in my league
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
NO ONE here would talk shit about Betty White! Bite your tongue!
We respect the Golden Girls here- as everyone should!
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Hold my head inside your hand; I need someone who understands; I need someone, someone who hears; for you I've waited all these years
listen, I'm with you on that. The fans at JJ are fucking crazy.
I'm a fan of anyone who does charitable stuff. I'm too old to be a fan of any celebrity for the fact that their celebrities, actors, etc.
If you guys were shit talking about Betty White, I'd be here defending her too.
I'd like to add that I'm completely broken hearted that you're denying we bonded. I even sang the Chuckles the Clown song to you.....but whatever, I'll get over it
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Libra - I don't think we have a problem getting laid. I mean I generally sway to single guys, not the taken ones...but that's just my taste. You need to let it go. They don't care about you. Stop idolizing them. They would piss on you to put you out.
Yeah an extra 28lbs? I'm sure that is all she gained carrying the twins. (When she should have put on at least 50-60).
No way Skelatalina will gain weight for a role.
NO WAY!
*shake it hot stuff*
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 11:23am.
I can blame it on Stella. Artois.
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I had one of those last night.
Pudge calls it "The Budweiser of Belgium"
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 1:34pm.
You must have me confused with some other Bunny Kravitz!!
Seriously, some people think Angelina Jolie is the most "interesting and fascinating person on the planet" (I read that on JJ, I swear to God). Others don't.
The majority opinion here is that she is an overrated poser. And, yeah, we are a little rough on the dissenters.
However, as Prince said,
"Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life."
And we find the loons at JJ equally as pathetic.
So let's leave it alone, 'cause we can't see eye to eye. There ain't no good guys, there ain't no bad guys. There's only you and me and we just disagree.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
Libra,
No, far from 12 but at least I still have a sense of humor and a little immaturity going for me.
You got nada of either, methinks.
***sitting on xxy's lap and poking my tongue out at you, too***
ROFLMAO!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
OH
MY
GAWD
laughing and pointing???????
what are you, 12?????
GROW UP
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
DebFrmHell
I have a spot for you on my lap
**joining Mrs. K and xxy at window looking at Libra (laughing and pointing)**
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
aaaawww come on Mz K, didn't we go through this a long time ago....you showed you were more mature than the other ones, then we bonded over Mary Tyler Moore.
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
I heart you Mrs.K
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 3:25pm.
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Did I trip and fall into JJ again? Because that's where the AJ posts counts get over a thousand.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ