Angie Jolie Told To Fatten Up
Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to eat a funnel cake or something. Mmmm....funnel cakes.
Last year, it was rumored that Angie Jo signed on to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the sequel called "The Topkapi Affair." Paul Verhoeven is supposed to direct this mess. According to the Mirror (via SF Chronicle), they have asked her to gain 28 pounds. A source said, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
If she gains an extra 28 pounds, that would put her at what weight? An even 100? And I guess if she gains 27 pounds, she's out. It's 28 or bust!
She should just borrow Meg Ryan's fat suit. Better yet, they should keep Angie out of this shit and bring back Rene Russo. She hasn't made a movie since 2005 and it's time for a comeback.
Deb, every stranger and lay, maybe you shouldn't shovel it out if you can't take it. Lay , YOU were the one who insulted me first, and if theres one thing you guys prove over and over again here it's that the gloves are off, anything goes. SO yea, expect it, specially from me after I get called a cunt, a shit stirrer a lazy eyed bee keeper (????) a fucking retard, fuck off seriously etc etc...and all that was in response to my comment that Nicole Ritchie must have had invitro too because she got pregnant when she was anorexic
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
I want her back on heroin
Off-topic,
Thanks to Deb and ESE for wondering about me last night. I need to be less sensitive- lol!
Happily, I am on a mini-vacation with my parents, so I may not be on this weekend. Thanks again! -Hugs-
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
With the heroin thing, where the fuck is Brad!! Why won't he do an intervention? Is it because he's a pothead? Or maybe he's afraid he'll end up pushed away like Jon voight, and not see the children anymore! Though if she's on heroin he could easily take her to court for custody and win, but then again, she probably has so much dirt she must know about him, and she'll surely spill it! And has anyone else noticed shilo never smiles, while the adopted kids do?
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I hope they're not supposed to be romantic leads. Brosnan is way too old for Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 26, 2008 - 6:09am.
that's just shitty!.. Thlayly always has seemed nice to me... fuckin' AJ threads!... i'll meet ya in a kinder, gentler Kelsey thread
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
ESE,
I was looking for little Thlayly. She got really insulted by a troll tonite. She is a young girl and the ass was pretty mean to her. It was on this thread.
That is how you ended up here. lol. there is no accounting for clicking taste. We can go to Kelsey if that makes you happy. I aim to please.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 26, 2008 - 6:02am.
open bar?.. for me?!?!.. aren't you a sweet puddy tat!
OT: no, seriously.. i don't know how i got on an AJ thread!
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
ESE,
I missed you tonight! I was going to get a lottery ticket so if I win, I can get you all the open bars you can handle...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
the craptastic state of Iowa, southeast corner.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 26, 2008 - 5:57am.
sshh!.. some people are trying to dri.. er.. slee.. er.. nah, i'll be honest, some people are trying to drink here!
OT: oh, geezus! i wandered into an AJ thread?!?!
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"If heat rises, Heaven may be hotter than Hell."
StakeSpike,
Are you out there?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Kitties,
Tried to sleep. No go. Where are you at? I am in San Antonio.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
wow! me too. can't ya sleep or do you have to get up early?
It is 5am.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Deb, what time is it where you are?
Thlayly,
Are you out there little one?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Ted Casablancas always has "blind items" about a certain actress who is a junkie between her pregnancies, and he maintains that after this last one she'll go back on smack again (because it "keeps her weight down"). It's so obvious he's talking about Angelina, which is sad if it's true. If it is true I guess Brad is just using her for her prime genetic material, but doesn't he know that addictive personalities are inherited?
i agree, renee russo should take the rol, c'mon Ange too much celluloid time pass the cheques to renee...bitch needs the job.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Carti,
I think it has something to do with the biological children being branded as illegitimate on birth certificates. i don't think they do that anymore but there is still the stigmatism. I cannot get past the irony of the adoptees being legitimate and the bios are not.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
yah! I don't buy that altruistic overseas birth bullshite. I think Jolie is afraid of a leaky US medical records department. Look at what happened to Farrah and Britney Spears. Didn't matter that Cedars is a topnotch medical facility...personal, privileged patient info was flyin' outta there like nobody's business.
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Submitted by Abaddon on July 25, 2008 - 2:34pm.
She tries to make sure all these kids understand their cultures and such maybe she should adopt some vampires so that they can understand hers.
Ha!!! That was brilliant!!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 25, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Off topic kind of but not quite
Regarding the whoring out of the children. Ms. Berry took offense to Papps being in the back yard to get photos of her little daughter.
HALLE BERRY:
In her statement to The Associated Press, Berry said she will never sell pictures of her children.
"I have long since come to terms with the fact that choosing a career as an actress has made me a public figure, but my baby has made no such choice, and unless and until she does, I will do everything I can ... to keep her out of the public eye," the statement read.
God bless her!! first
nicole kidman, and now Halle, it's all a backlash against Brangelina, I tell ya!!!
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Submitted by sflilbear on July 25, 2008 - 11:37am.
I'm more surprised that Paul Verhoeven has any power left in Hollywood - or that he can even get hired, with big name starts to boot. Did they not see Showgirls? Yes, it was brilliant, but not in a good way
I'm sure Showgirls is a far better movie than those Ocean's franchise trash! The commericials for those films were so horrible, I, in fact never saw the Ocean's movies I was so turned off! Showgirls at least had Jesse Spano doing an epileptic seizure of an orgasm, that was unforgettable!LOL!!!! There are 3 types of bad movies, Forgetibly bad movies, that people forget about pretty quick, The awesomly Bad like Showgirls, and than the unforgivably bad, like Ocean's!
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Wow, will Brad dump her when she gains the 28lbs? if he does, we'll know what kind of person he really is!!! Someone on here once said he forced Jen to loose weight, Now her body is banging, I must say! But It's interesting, that these actresses have gotten too skinny now for hollywood!!! I guess anything really is possible!
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Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 25, 2008 - 8:38pm.
If she had any respect for her mother, she would of had her baby close to mom. Her mother could have held her grandchild (the first one she could have seen as a newborn)but that would cut in Jolies African Fantasy, unless she can't give birth in the USA for other reasons? Something she doesn't want her fans to know? That must be it since she is so perfect.
Good Evening, Thalayly!
"and I'm pretty sure she was very vocal about not wanting jolie to stop her work (any of it) to hang around her bedside"
I am sure this one was at the bedside too. Very LAHAesque...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Thanks for the compliment, Libra, but the picture's still the same. I never really see the point in changing it.
And thanks for calling me ugly, because that's a mature and kind thing to say to a stranger, one whose life you know nothing about. I really don't need you to insult my appearance; I never thought I was very beautiful at all.
And my question wasn't supposed to insult you- I just don't see the point in insulting all of the people on this site. I don't see why you want to.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I thought you left, Libra. Glad to have you back.
Well, I think AJ could stan to gain a few, but I haven't seen anything o her post baby body. All I remember is her pre-baby body. She was too thin then, and if Hollywood execs are actually asking for a leading lady to gain weight (although I doubt that very much) then I'm all for it.
Although 28 pounds is a random weight to settle on... why not round up to 30?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I hope you guys made lots of Keely Shaye Smith jokes when I was at work?
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
Another fucktard opens it's mouth
theres this thing called Google....
The 56-year-old Bertrand, who battled cancer for over seven-and-a-half years, was surrounded by her children, Angelina and son James Haven, as well as Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt.
and I'm pretty sure she was very vocal about not wanting jolie to stop her work (any of it) to hang around her bedside, although I seem to remember reading that pitt was with the mother and kids on several occasions visiting....yea and I seem to remember, probably on this site, another fucktard saying "OH MY GOD, I can't believe he's smoking cigarettes when her mom is dying of cancer!!!!"....although her mom was dying of ovarian cancer (I think)
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
It's just been a typical AJ thread.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Awww, did you kitties have a mouse to bat around all day? And I missed most of the fun? Pout.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
lol- Libraesque, you really burned me.
Someone, quick, get some water to put me out!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
wow,
did a bomb go off in here or what. i always miss the brangeloonie fights. did migrane chime in? she's always good for a jab or two,lol
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love me some Mayer....so what!!! its complicated
She didn't watch her mother die of cancer, she was everywhere but, unless of course you mean the final moment, when she got the final phone call, she was filming, modeling, or whoring out the imports, she wasn't by mama. She had Shiloh in Africa because sick mom was far away. Jolie loves Jolie. Mom is just sympathy. My mother died of cancer, yea, all her children where there with her, she died at home.
lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Off topic kind of but not quite
Regarding the whoring out of the children. Ms. Berry took offense to Papps being in the back yard to get photos of her little daughter.
HALLE BERRY:
In her statement to The Associated Press, Berry said she will never sell pictures of her children.
"I have long since come to terms with the fact that choosing a career as an actress has made me a public figure, but my baby has made no such choice, and unless and until she does, I will do everything I can ... to keep her out of the public eye," the statement read.
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While she cannot protect her (Nahla) forever, I really admire her fortitude.
In the Jolie case, I think that they are raising hell because if anyone prints a photo of the Golden Globs...the Blessed Jolie Pitts will be out of a paycheck.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Who is sadder- the fool or the fool that follows him?
phrased another way-
Who is more pathetic- people who make fun of stars, or people who make fun of the people who make fun of stars?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
my GOD Mz. K. deb and lo are positively shitting themselves over you.
you must be so proud
I creamed my own shorts too though, so add me to your list of admireers
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
ohmygod Hugh, you are like so totally smart, I'm so sure! I would have thought she lost weight and was fainting and stuff because like, you know, she watched her mom die of cancer, and like you know, was filming movies, and like going all over the world with her UN stuff and like taking care of her 150 kids, like, you know? But it MUST be heroin, definitely, like yeah
ohmygod like how long did you have to think about that before you like you know, came to that conclusion????
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Mrs. K!
Officially the HSOTW!
That was truly a thing of beauty.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I couldnt help but cap lock either lady.
Im crying it was beautiful... i just bow down.
*not even kidding, im so proud to have read it*
ha ha ha ha
HAPPY FRIDAY!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 25, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?
Libraesque2007: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
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I just hyperventilated...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And yes I meant for the caps lock to be on.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Mz. K you make me kinda moist...you know...down there
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Please. Angie only gets pregnant when she needs to get off the junk for a while. Heroin made her look like Olive Oyle (and Winehouse's cousin) last year. And fainting? Try drug induced stupors. I think it's a "coded" message from producers warning her if she wants the part, they will not tolerate her being a junkie. I agree with other posters (and her Dad). There is something wrong with this woman. The cycles of drug addiction and pregnancy is so odd.
Holy Shit
I want to frame that right there.
GAME OVER FOREVER!!!! KO MRS. MOTHERFUXINKRAVITZYOUHWATFUXINSEXYBITCH!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?
Libraesque2007: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
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Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. - Philo of Alexandria
That's another movie for her to overshadow with her publicity obsession. I will avoid it like the plague.
I am so sick of looking at her. I don't want to see her in movies.
Why can't they get somebody who is not EVERYWHERE seeking attention at EVERYTHING?
Here's a hint for movie producers, most movie buffs would not go watch Paris Hilton star in a movie, what sells the National Enquirer does not translate elsewhere.
The amount of times my friends and I have just gone to watch something else (despite the movie being something I would have loved to enjoy) because the sight of this woman makes my skin crawl.
She used to be somebody in her twenties, she was very watchable.
Now she is a product to advertise for the UN, 'charity', child collecting, politics, what she wants us to believe about her sex life and of course we are all supposed to watch a movie because its all about her and she will use every scene to sell her product, she is a soap opera and a bad one at that.
You just can't get away from her.
I want to see actors onscreen, not marketing products.