Meg Ryan Is Fat
Meg Ryan should always wear a fat suit because it distracts from the fact that her face looks like it was made from recycled plastic jugs. And yes, that's a fact.
46-year-old Meg pulled a Fishsticks Paltrow and put on a fat suit for her new movie, "The Kirstie Alley Story."
No, Meg is doing some movie called "My Mom's Hot Boyfriend." This shit show also stars Colin Hanks, Antonio Banderas and Selma Blair. It's about "an FBI agent who returns home after a three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot. But his life turns into a nightmare when he's forced to spy on her every move because her dashing new boyfriend may be an international art thief." Wasn't this crap already made in the 80s with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell? This is some direct-to-the-USA Network shit!
Here's another picture of fat Meg and also some pictures of her without the suit at some event yesterday. Seriously, she needs to keep that fat suit on at all times.
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The resemblance to Tara Reid is uncanny.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
LOL@The Kirstie Allie Story
Geez, another Hanks/Ryan pairing (even if not Tom)...must be directed by Nora Ephron.
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Not the smartest product placement agreement, Krispy Kreme.
DIY krispy kreme? Mix equal parts crisco and sugar. Mold to favorite donut shape. Add food coloring as desired. Enjoy!
This is an old movie I watched it last week on DVD it's called something 'Spy'.
Submitted by joe on July 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
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Hello Joe. Feel that I should say hi seeing as we almost have the same name.
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Funny MK mentioned Goldie Hawn, I thought she resembled Goldie frm the movie Death Becomes Her, before she drinks the potion.. and even in that movie Goldie looks all botoxed up too, After she loses the 'fat' suit!!
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Step away from the botox, Meg. Step away.
So who plays the super-hot wife part? (sarcasm intended)
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende