Paps Busted On Brangelina's Holy Land
A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina's holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie's security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesbitch for the police said the injuries weren't major, just scratches and bruises.
The head of Brangie's security team said, "We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C."
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue bitches for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
Security team my ass. Maddox caught them and immediately screamed for Zahara and Pax to come back him up. He didn't call for Shiloh because he always forgets her name. Shit, they all forget her name. The Brangie child army took care of those paps and all was well again.
By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She's trying to fuck with Saint Angelina's money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 25, 2008 - 9:54am.
MMMM HMMM!
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You know thats a safe feeling.
HAPPY BIRFDAY BRADIFUL TIMES!
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Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 25, 2008 - 9:44am.
You want to hear something even more scary?
You are seperated from your mother and shes still alive but cant find you and some foreign lady comes and pays the government to let her take you back to a place where you are paraded around in front of flashing cameras all day and no one speaks you language and the new foreign mommy yells at the new daddy all day and you are stored in a closet until the next time youre taken out and paraded in fron of a large crowd of men yelling your names and flashing camera lights in your face.
NO SYMPATHY FOR THESE TWO. They created it. THEY can deal with it. Not my problem Neener Neener!
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*stares* Shiiite! shiiite! *points at the truth* And the truth teller is.. *turns in circles while blindfolded* LOLO!
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See there...if Brangelina had just stayed in the US like NORMAL people, there would be no need to whine. Plenty of major celebrities live private lives in the US outside of LA. Nicole Kidman walks around Target in Nashville for pete's sake, Sandra Bullock is never bothered in Austin, the Julia Roberts clan dines unmolested at the local Mexican food restaurant near their home in NM.
But, clearly, they don't want a normal, low-key life. So I say to them...quit your bitchin'. After all, didn't Angie say she 'had the paps right where she wants them'?
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Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 8:51am.
& don't forget that you already had a perfectly good name, but it wasn't good enough for new mommy, so she changed it. Just one more thing to add to the confusion & instability!
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I get the whole ruin the deal, get pictures BS but this is way beyond acceptable.
Submitted by joanne on July 25, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by uniformedcupid girl on July 25, 2008 - 9:01am.
Good morning Joanne. Telling it like it is hot stuff!
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yeah but Bradi, does he shake your tree??
(I think I know the answer already...)
oh and HAPPY BIRFDAY YOU HAWT SLUT!!!♥♥♥
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 25, 2008 - 9:44am.
You want to hear something even more scary?
You are seperated from your mother and shes still alive but cant find you and some foreign lady comes and pays the government to let her take you back to a place where you are paraded around in front of flashing cameras all day and no one speaks you language and the new foreign mommy yells at the new daddy all day and you are stored in a closet until the next time youre taken out and paraded in fron of a large crowd of men yelling your names and flashing camera lights in your face.
NO SYMPATHY FOR THESE TWO. They created it. THEY can deal with it. Not my problem Neener Neener!
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i think the papparazzi feeding frenzy needs to end. i like looking at pictures, but im disgusted by their tactics.
I'm not sure what the paps were hoping for unless they were dumb enough to think they could get all the way to the windows. We all know the "chosen ones" don't play around in the grass yet.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
OhBradi.. What a lil poem you just wrote for me to read about brad.. Now I want him to smoke, and toke on me.. mmmmm *giggles a bit* mmmyummmm
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that is the craziest scariest shit ever. can you imagine being with your family and some complete nutcase is trying to take pictures of you and your family and sell them? that' is very scary if you think about it.
oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 9:37am
See, I'm a thinker.
Unless The Brad is really, really considering ending the charade of this fake coupling and the baby pic money was to pay off Skeletina and get his rights to the bio kids, then ok, hwore the kids out BUT The Brad ain't a thinker he's a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker.
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Submitted by uniformedcupid girl on July 25, 2008 - 9:01am.
I bet that military woman felt safe when her military husband killed and burned her and her fetus.
Bradi, good thinking! That would be funny if they did ruin that 'money making whore out the kids plan'..
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If they were smarter about it, there would have been two sets of infiltrators, one to distract the guards and another to seek and get the photo.
Who knows, there might be a stray paps camped out on the property.
GWAD I hope they get a first pic and RUIN the baby picture money making mill.
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I'm seriously sick of these two. Their notoriety is unwarranted.
I hope it's legal for them to shoot if someone comes on their property uninvited. A motherfucker sneaks on my property, i will shoot 'em dead. That will be my greeting for their asses!!!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Jolie must have forgot to tell the guards that they were coming for pictures of the imports, you know not being in the news pisses her off.
That is messed up.
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The longer Brad stays with Angelina, the more I question his sanity. She's the ringmaster of this circus. And as I've posted before, these kids need stability. They need to pick a damn country and stay there! The kids need to go to school, learn, socialize and make friends! WTF is wrong with these people?? Amazingly selfish...
Hep C, huh? Did one of those paps get too close to Pammy Anderson at one time? Jeesh. I'm no Brangaloonie, but I wouldn't want those fuckery inducing paps on my lawn, either.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Sheeps.. Gulp! Angie be sounding mean coming out of your mouth. *blinks uncontrollably* I bet they have a pig farm too.. Pigs eat bones.. mmmm bones!
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I think its kind of funny when bad owners raise a nasty dog and then the big bad dog goes and bites the hand that feeds it.
I think its funny bcause thier little monsters were never in danger. They have tons of guards and the paps didnt want to touch the kids...
THE LOONIES on the other hand WOULD.
And who ever that hot french bitch was who said they have bigger problems to deal with then a show boat beyatch couple of re-tarts (re-tart = slow slut), well LE WORD!
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What is that, like a GD trail behind their house.. A fruit field? wha? Do the beans need picking, Is that why they needed all those kids? I'm thrown off by this picture..
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Angie: "Flay and quarter them, then feed them to the dogs."
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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
*yawns* Did I hear warm bed? Down comforter? I gots cold feet that needs warming up. *snaps @ pax* come here and rub these. NOW!
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The next arial picture of that estate is going to be the kids in loincloths with shovels, digging a moat and being denied bread and water until they're done.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Ugh! I'm torn. Part of me feels disgusted by the papps complete disregard of a childs safety/privacy and part of me knows that Brangelina created the situation in the first place!
Skootch over ESE. I'm comin in.
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
I find it hysterical that the France police stated: "Quite frankly there are more important things to worry about than photos being taken of some glamour couple"! LMFAO - France is tired of them already.
The Pitts are only trying to protect their investment right now. The moment the photos of the twins are published through People magazine, they will stop with the threats of suing people for taking photos of the family. Let's face it, they need to get PAID for these photos and then they can rest easy. We all know that they love to whore the family out to stay relevant.
And here I thought Shiloh was the first line of defense...isn't that why the other kids call her 'cannon fodder'?
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11 million for the exclusive first pics of the Wonder Twins?
Well, they're allegedly donating it to charity. Rock on.
I do wish the paps would get an unauthorized pic of the Twin Messiahs, but trespassing like that is just wrong. Of course, let's not ignore the fact that Brangie set up this sort of situation with their blatant money grab for the pictures.
Angel_i that scared me, about those kids. You say they weren't picked for no reason. I pooped some! (i poo when being threatened) Makes sense, Those lil tykes have training back ground, and they treat Shiloh like Cinderfuckingella.. Cinderella do the dishes, shave my back, wash Mad's nutsack, Cinderellllla!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
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Ok...now that sounds like CNN reporting on some important political merger. That's fucked up.
But I bet you it WAS the kids. I told you they didn't pick those kids for no reason.
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They might have to cover the kids faces with masks like Michael Jackson this way they ensure the 11 MILLION dollar deal when the time is right.
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I'm not a Brangeloonie, but trespassing on their private property is bang out of order.
Damn, so they had to have a doctors note to give to LoonCunt to have permission to stay off of work, IDK say after he got bitten by a diseased pap smear appoitment.. Bad Day for that family!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
If these scummy papparazzi were on private property dressed in fatigues, I would put them in jail for at least 6 months for trespassing and attempted burglary!!! They are out of control
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ESE, nono, its too early for SPREADSHEETS.
wish they would turn to bedsheets :(
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I hate to side with Brangelina on this one, but I would be terrified that strangers in camouflage were trespassing on my property. Where I was living with newborns and a bunch of children.
If a celeb's at Starbucks or the supermarket, they have no reasonable expectation of privacy. On private, gated, secured property? Yes. Especially if there are signs posted, etc. Those paps should be in jail.
oh, geezus... it's too early for this shit..*stumbles off to bed*
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I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
sweet house
must be nice when a photo of your kid is worth more than most people ever earn in their entire lives.
CHOKE ON IT BRANGELINA!
*ahem*
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