Paps Busted On Brangelina's Holy Land
A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina's holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie's security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesbitch for the police said the injuries weren't major, just scratches and bruises.
The head of Brangie's security team said, "We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C."
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue bitches for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie's $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.
Security team my ass. Maddox caught them and immediately screamed for Zahara and Pax to come back him up. He didn't call for Shiloh because he always forgets her name. Shit, they all forget her name. The Brangie child army took care of those paps and all was well again.
By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She's trying to fuck with Saint Angelina's money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!
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Submitted by Edmond64 on July 25, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 11:27am.
Edmond64 ~ you must have this site confused with Just Jared, where they worship Skankelina.
BTW, there are no ACTUAL records to speak of these so-called charities Brangelina gives money showing they ACTUALLY received the money. It's all smoke & mirrors.
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DListersd are not celeb worshipers? Oh yeah? Who says that? Every Dlisted member has his favorite and loathed selebs, so they come here to express and share their opinion. If you're the only one who hates them all - you must be missing your shrink session right now.
What about records, tell me one name of a private (not an org) charity person, who's got all available records for public viewing? If you'll find one - it's gonna be some publicity hungry, tax avoiding scum bag. Brangelina is not screaming about doing charity, it's the paps, who follow their every step, spy on them and then turn it that it's Brangie who brags about doing charity.
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and you didn't see the paps getting a beat down for taking pics of her so-called charity work, now did you??? She picks and gets paid for what she wants to be seen. So naive. I really hate when high school is out.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
No shit Edmond. I def dont come on here to find out about a particular creepy celeb, Just come to find out what happened and what MK wrote. Talk to other Dlisters that aren't total fuckers, and go on my way.. *aims gun at your head*
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exactly. this site is more about MK and his writing (and his loyal sluts!)than these celebs
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Edmond - no, actually, wouldn't have been brought up at all if you didn't make it an issue?? You ask a question, it's usually cause you want an answer. Or are you just that...oh nevermind.
I do charity work!
I donate to my neighbors families fund.
I even set up their trust fund for them!
You see every time my bat shit neighbor digs through my trash, stands out side my door to listen, or confronts me about the voices she hears in her apartment while holding a can of pepper spray telling me she knows i let a robber in last wednesday when I was playing with my dune buggy in the common areas I put a deposite into the Trust Fund.
You know? The Trust Fund? ITS FAMOUS! I TRUST that this old crazy cooter MUST have some family or several ferrets that love her ass and i TRUST i will go to jail if a slap her ass straight...so i just let her continue on in her crazy ways.
You see, i helped the 15,000 ferrets keep their adoptive mother and some bitch on Long Island wont get a call from the morgue that her mothers toe tag read, "DAMN! Bitch got killed like a cartoon by having a piano dropped on her head from the third floor!"
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No shit Edmond. I def dont come on here to find out about a particular creepy celeb, Just come to find out what happened and what MK wrote. Talk to other Dlisters that aren't total fuckers, and go on my way.. *aims gun at your head*
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 25, 2008 - 11:38am.
Oh and I don't write off ANY of my charitable funds or time!!!
IT WOULDN'T BE CHARITY THEN!
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Right. You just come here and announce that to the rest of the world.
edmond, the thing is, we dont really care. we just like making funny jokes and discussing ideas.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 11:27am.
Edmond64 ~ you must have this site confused with Just Jared, where they worship Skankelina.
BTW, there are no ACTUAL records to speak of these so-called charities Brangelina gives money showing they ACTUALLY received the money. It's all smoke & mirrors.
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DListersd are not celeb worshipers? Oh yeah? Who says that? Every Dlisted member has his favorite and loathed selebs, so they come here to express and share their opinion. If you're the only one who hates them all - you must be missing your shrink session right now.
What about records, tell me one name of a private (not an org) charity person, who's got all available records for public viewing? If you'll find one - it's gonna be some publicity hungry, tax avoiding scum bag. Brangelina is not screaming about doing charity, it's the paps, who follow their every step, spy on them and then turn it that it's Brangie who brags about doing charity.
Oh and I don't write off ANY of my charitable funds or time!!!
IT WOULDN'T BE CHARITY THEN!
Edmund 64 - Really? Charity?? Are you their accountant???
Most of us actually do charity, we just don't have the glossies to prove it. But, the next time I am at my Boston Cares meeting and you want to come with your camera, you let me know.
SHUT UP!
SCAM TIMES!!!
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Brangelinerd actually interrogated and tortured the paps for 8 hours before their release. ;>
private charity is scam times
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Edmond64 ~ you must have this site confused with Just Jared, where they worship Skankelina.
DListersd are not celeb worshipers.
BTW, there are no ACTUAL records to speak of these so-called charities Brangelina gives money showing they ACTUALLY received the money. It's all smoke & mirrors.
Oh, and your babysitter is calling you for lunch: Beenie Weenies & Koolaid.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 25, 2008 - 5:11pm.
You know, I hope the Paps DO get an impromptu photo of the Golden Twins and post them on the Internet.
It would teach Brangelina a lesson about greed and whoring out kids for sake of making a quick buck.
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This money goes to charity. What did you do for charity in your life, beside sleeping and not bullying the rest of the world with you appearance?
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 10:22am.
Why do they need so much house?
They need a HUGE house to fit their OVER INFLATED EGOS.
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exactly. they looked at smaller homes but their giant heads kept hitting the ceilings
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All I know is that if the pictures show them pushing the babies around that ridiculous estate in one of those super expensive black vintage-style strollers and prancing around in Audrey Hepburn clothes ala JLo and Nicole Richie, I'll shoot someone.
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Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 10:22am.
Why do they need so much house?
They need a HUGE house to fit their OVER INFLATED EGOS.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 10:22am.
Why do they need so much house?
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To rub it in everyone's face how much money they have? To have enough room to house the 367745 kids they plan on popping out and/or adopting in the next 3 years?
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I wonder when they'll buy their own hospital, school and orphanage.
You know, I hope the Paps DO get an impromptu photo of the Golden Twins and post them on the Internet.
It would teach Brangelina a lesson about greed and whoring out kids for sake of making a quick buck.
LMAO i have Hepatitis C that's one way to stop a beat down i'm going to try that next i get in a fight
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I think the general consensus is that everybody sucks. Fuck me if I'm wrong but didn't they say they were donating only ONE million of that eleven? Also, this is just ridiculous. People are getting hurt over PICTURES OF BABIES!!! Do we really need new things to fight about? Stupidness.
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If this story is real, that HepC pap must be encarcerated with HIV positive guys.
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Good Heavens! If those paps had snapped photos of the in vetro personally selected sex twins before Angie Jo and Bradley PittY could SELL them? Gasp! It might cost them to lose a fortune! Double your kids, double your cash
Imagine if everyone just STOPPED TALKING ABOUT THEM?!? That would be awesome.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Ok, so these twits didn't even make it to the highest paid list of 2007 -AND- they supposedly give 1/3 of their income to charity -AND- all the money they make for the pics on their bio kids goes to charity -AND- they charter or own airplanes to jetset all over the world! Somehow I don't think they could afford this place and that lifestyle IF they really gave all that money away. I call BULLSHIT!!!!!
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I'm the same way, I won't buy the magazines. I just grab the mag and browse the photo's while pushing the grocery cart up and down the aisles. As soon as I'm at the check out - the mag goes back! Saved $3.99 . The joke is on them!
The magazines are "collectors items" (aka masturbation materials) for loons. It's like their porn or some shit.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on July 25, 2008 - 10:28am.
I don't understand how a damn photograph could be worth 11 mil. Do they really sell enough magazines to justify that? I mean you will be able to see the pictures for free on the internet the day they're released anyway.
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No lie. Or I'll just grab said magazine, and take it into the store bathroom w/ me while #2 goes to work.. Then read all the gossip, look at pricey pics.. Then return it to the stand 25 minutes later.. No need in spending any money on that!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Wow, she could fit a whole displaced village from Darfur in there...hmmmm
Nah, screw that. Let's just get's some more pics of her crying about this and that.
SPARE ME!!!!!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 25, 2008 - 10:22am.
Why do they need so much house?
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To rub it in everyone's face how much money they have? To have enough room to house the 367745 kids they plan on popping out and/or adopting in the next 3 years?
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I like to say the eff word.
I don't understand how a damn photograph could be worth 11 mil. Do they really sell enough magazines to justify that? I mean you will be able to see the pictures for free on the internet the day they're released anyway.
I love how the security guards act like they're guarding the fucking holy grail. Fuck off you pretentious bitches.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 25, 2008 - 9:55am.
Submitted by LoLo on July 25, 2008 - 9:51am.
Well said ;). Jolie tried to control the paps before. Has-Beens after the goddesses show their sacred pictures. Wonder if these two will be invited to family photo get togethers?
Why do they need so much house?
Oh, okay so Angelina feels guilty eating when she knows there are starving people but she doesn't feel guilty for all of the natural resources used to run an estate that large? She prolly hasn't even been in every room.
Rich people. *eye roll*
Brad obviously has some sort of bizarre pick-and-choose attention whoreage. So, he's ok with whoring out his entire family, but as soon as someone takes a picture of them at their house he flies off the handlebars and sues? What the hell?? Is the suing another attention grabber?
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I like to say the eff word.
Brangie's security guards were given doctor's notes, giving them four days off of work.
Translation: The holy ones weren't letting those bitches have time off so they needed a doctors note.
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I thinks its disgusting that Brangelina and all the rest of the celeb-turds get that much $$ for having their ugly generic lookin babies' pictures plaster on some magazine cover!!
This madness needs to stop!!! Wow celebs are some greedy ass ppl, the more $$ they get the more they want.Arrgh im happy Halley Berry didnt do it.
Submitted by lilie on July 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
I don't know why but I'm really surprised that so many people think that the paparazzi is right.
It is not that the paps were right, its that we dont give a fuck because they brought it on themselves.
They created the situation with their antics.
Im not pretending their little children were ever in danger. Now if LA gets on their property thats another story. But they were stupid paps.
Dont ever forget these people created the ultimate frankenbitches and unleashed them on the world. THEY CREATED THE BRANGEALOONIES! And now it is blowing up in their face (to a degree)
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fuck brangelina. THEY create the media circus wherever they go. i wish someone would get a picture of those twins so no one pays mangie a ridiculous sum of money for them. i don't believe for one second that ALL that money goes to charity. these two live like they're billionaires.
there is a way to handle the paps with grace and the brange camp isnt doing it.
when fishsticks paltrow popped out her spawn, she took the baby out in public and posed, smiling for the paps, for a few minutes. DONE.
They could easily diffuse this situation but they know the profits they will continue to make by calculating every public move and enticing the public to belive in this divine-like celebrity that theyve achieved.
The bitch is whack. The "phenonmenon" of brangelina is created by them, on purpose, to gain record levels of fame and riches. They are choosing this. And by they I mean she.
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tonic bitch is right.
I don't agree with trespassing, but there are two dynamics at play here. The consumer with the insatiable need to know every detail of celebrity lives and the celebrities who thrive on the attention from the consumer. It's a mutually beneficial relationship, so I'm not impressed when either party start complaining about the equation.
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I don't know why but I'm really surprised that so many people think that the paparazzi is right. Having complete strangers in camouflage stalking your property is not part of a celebrity's job. This time it's just paparazzi but basically saying any old stranger has the right to trespass on your property is wrong and dangerous.
MK: you are an instigator!
*runs away laughing*
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Paps these days are out of control. But in part, a lot of that fault for this has to do with the Brangeloonies. Yes, I'm blaming the loonies. Those freaks cream their panties so hard over this circus that paps will do anything they can to satiate their undying thirst to know every little detail of Brangelina's life.
But I totally hope they get pics of the messiahs and splash them all over x17. What no $11mil for Brangie? awwwww so sad.
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This is going to far. It is not acceptable to trespass on somebody's private property. Even worse that these two are violent, stalking lunatics!
People have the right to be protected from that and have a responsiblity to protect their kids - to the death.
Hope the courts throw the book at them.
Brangelina, with all their money should hire stalkers to stalk the crazy paps. If I were them I would employ people to break into these knobs homes and take pictures of them and their families.
As for these two particular little shits. They could'nt climb into anybody's property if they had two broken legs. Teach them a lesson.
See how they like that.